Torbay Hotel Room - Morning
Patrick is lying shirtless on an unmade bed. The sound of someone in the shower can be heard. Patrick gets a text:
Hiya babes, ent sin u in a few days, wanna meet up???
It is clear that the blonde he has been seeing is not his mistress.
Blonde: So then... got any plans for today...
Patrick: Nothing really...accept cheating on my wife...
The blonde walks into the room, a bath towel wrapped around her. She starts to dry her hair with another towel.
Blonde: Well I've got to go to work...so that might be a bit of a problem..
Patrick: Who's saying its gonna be with you?
The blonde turns around and faces him...
Blonde: What dya mean by that...?
Patrick: Look Trish', it's been fun, but i cant really see it lasting...
Blonde: Oh my god...your dumping me arent you?
Patrick: We werent in a relationship for me to dump you...
Blonde: But what about... the last week!?
Patrick: Sex...pure and simple...no strings attached...
Blonde: (Emotional) Well I didn't see it like that!
Patrick: Tough titty...becuase you were nothing more than a shag...and not a good one at that...
The Blonde slaps Patrick around the face.
Blonde: I thought we were something special!
Patrick: Special? You ent special darling...blonde hair...big boobs...all your good for is a quick role in the sheets!
Blonde: You told me you loved me!?
Patrick: Yeah and it worked didnt it...into my bed within half an hour of meeting me...
Blonde: Oh my god...you really are that shallow...i dont know how your wife puts up with you...sleeping around...oh my god...please dont tell me that your already cheating on her..!?
Patrick: Yeah, im out for all i can get...especially when it comes to the female species...
Blonde: Dya know what!? Get out before i tear you tackle into next tuesday!
Patrick: Dont worry...im done here...the noveltys worn off with you... (throws her some cash) ill leave you to settle up the bill..
Patrick walks out of the room smirking.