eastenders comedy

I will do some more of the Kalfie story tomorrow - I've got to watch Lost now :cheer: I'm obsessed with Sawyer

ok, can't wait. I don't watch lost so I don't know who Sawyer is.

i haven't watched much of lost, it's too scary lol but charlie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Yep, Charlie too :p I'm in love with half the men in it, that's why I watch... :D Only a short one because it wasn't all that funny and I'm all excited about Christmas yay!

*Shannon is hugging Boone's lifeless body*
ME: Has she been doing that for a week? Ew...
SAYID: Can I help you? *sounding for all the world like a shop assistant*
SHANNON: *plays with her dead brother's hair*
SAYID: ... See what I mean? American characters = crazee.

*They have a makeshift funeral for Boone*
JACK: Shannon, do you want to say anything? Seeing as there's no-one else here who really knew him?
SHANNON: ... Nah, I'll pass.
JACK: Um... well... ah, screw it, bury him. See if I care.
SAYID: Waiiiit! On our sixth day here, a woman DROWNED. No-one could save her. Especially not the only doctor.
JACK: Gee, thanks.
SAYID: But Boone was the first to jump in after her. Which proves he was very very brave *tear*
JACK: Yeah, but I jumped in second and then I had to save his a$s, which wasted valuable time, so the woman died indirectly because of him. Which proves he was very very ANNOYING.
SAYID: Jack-
JACK: Also, he slept with his sister. Gross, huh?
SAYID: Jack!
JACK: And he wouldn't let me chop his leg off. I call that petty.
SAYID: JACK!
JACK: What?
LOCKE: *appears suddenly, covered in blood* It was my fault he died.
JACK: *goes completely crazee and hurls himself at Locke, his arms swinging like a gorilla or something* I KEEL!
*The others stop him, because... Locke's shiny head is so irrestistible. I don't know.*

*OMG Claire's baby is so cute awww! And... strangely large, to say he's supposed to be only about a day old or something.*
CHARLIE: Can I take turnip head out?
CLAIRE: Sure.
CHARLIE: Yay. Hey, turnip.
*But the newly named Turnip Head won't stop crying*
HURLEY: *sings "I Feel Good", and rules. This is the best moment of the series.*
*But poor old Turnip isn't impressed. But, as usual, Sawyer saves the day, because Turnippy loves his fantastically sarcastic Deep South accent. Well, he's only one day old and he's definitely got the right ideas.*
SAWYER: I liked that thing better in than out!
TURNIP HEAD: Yay!
*I dribble over Sawyer*

SHANNON: *goes crazee* He killed my brother!
JACK: *stares at Locke*
LOCKE: *stares at Jack*
SHANNON: ...Are we sure there isn't something going on there?
SAYID: *pushes her aside*
*The bullet seems to get Locke right in the gut, but then... he's completely fine. Er...*

fab!! my mate's getting the lost series for christmas so i'm gonna borrow them from her and start watching again - though i'll probs be running behind the sofa cos it's really scary sometimes! lol, but charlie will make it all better! :wub: more soon please :cheer:

I'll write the EE funeral episode tomorrow - i know I'm getting behind :( it's because of Christmas - hey, I'm not complaining :D Presents!

My lovely (:p) version of the Xmas day episode will probably be up on Monday or Tuesday. My mum would stuff the turkey with me if I went on the computer, let alone a messageboard on Christmas Day. :rolleyes: Ooh, I can't wait! Kalfie!

I'm coming on if I can. My sadistic aunt is coming off and is welded to the computer, to play a stupid game on windows xp called spider solitare. Well I can talk, im superglued to the computer to come on these boards lol

We've got spider solitaire too, it's the most annoying game ever :p My mum never stops playing it, it's all she uses the computer for. It's getting slightly scary :D

That's my mum, and my aunt. My aunt doesn't have her own computer, but my mum doesn't even know how to get on the internet or put a password on her account!

Maybe I would have enjoyed the film with you n Becky if there wasn't a fat guy inbetween us.

*shifty eyes*

I totally enjoyed it on my own. Fat arms are good for a headrest.