Stacey: Let me just finish watching the film and then I'll put some cartoons on for you!
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Stacey: Let me just finish watching the film and then I'll put some cartoons on for you!
DENNIS'S ARRIVAL IN EE first few days:
dennis:ive just had 18 months of bullys and little hitlers do you really want to be the one i take it out on?
ian(in tommrows episode):ive been waiting here for someone to do that(punch phil)
dennis:diffrence is your scared of 'im im not
thug:i swear its mine (dots handbag)
alfie:oh wear a handbag around do ya darling?:lol:
dennis:right out!!!(grabs bloke and throws him out the vic)
train adentant:whats the matter with you those rails might of been live
dennis:you see i might of avoided those once
t/a:and if you would have been...i would of had to clean you up
dennis:ok bored now let me out
yesterdays eppie
after spending the night together. having an intimate breakfast in the cafe
bradley: aargh i forgot my oyster card
stacey:and your briefcase
bradley:and my phone
stacey:good job you remembered to put your clothes on this morning
i just thought it was quite funny:wub: :o
i have some
Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad
Jim Branning: [Den's coffin is struggling to go through the doors of the Vic] You should have lent them your doorstop, Pauline.
Lucy Beale: [about Ian and Jane] So do you think they've gone all the way?
Stacey Slater: I think they've gone all the way, turned round and come back again!
Pat Evans: [referring to Barry's passport that Janine threw in the trash after she killed Barry] What you doin'throwing this out?
Janine Butcher: Well, he's not going to need it where he is now, is he?
Den Watts: [after Ian punches him for sleeping with Kate] I always said to Pete your boxing lessons were useless!
and my most fav one, it was so funny
Stacey Slater: The two birds that run the pub, they're right up themselves. The bird in the café she's a bit up herself but not too bad. Yolande in the shop, she's up herself. She's all right sometimes. Pauline in the launderette, she's a right old dragon and she's up herself. The other one just goes on about God all day. My Nan's a battleaxe. My cousin Mo's all right but my cousin Zoë, wait till you get a load of her. She's so far up herself she's coming back out again!
Yeah that was good!Quote:
Originally Posted by bradley#1
What is an Oyster card? I was wondering that.
Yeah that quote really cracked me up! lol. Stacey is so funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by kayley
Was it Ruby she was talking to?! I can't quite remember.
Some of the lines she has, there just hilarious!
It's a special card (like a top-up card) that is used by a growing number of people to travel on buses, trains and tubes in London.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlemo
Oh right, thanks for clearing that up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie_lecturer
I thought it might have been some access card to get into the bank or something. Now I know.
yer it was, ruby said something like 'do you say anything nice' after thatQuote:
Originally Posted by littlemo
Sharon places a pair of knickers on the bar.
Dennis: I usually settle for a beer mat, thanks.
Sharon: They're not mine, and they're not Vicki's, I suggest you give them back to the lady in question.
Dennis: Here you go, don't bother putting them back on, it'll save time later.
Kat: What's this?
Dennis: They were knickers the last time I checked.
Kat: Well, they're not my knickers, are they?
*Dennis laughs*
Kat: You think it's funny, do you?
Dennis: So they're not yours, oops!
HA that was so funny I watched that today too (i take it you saw it on uk gold)brilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
Jim: My fault?! I catch him climbing through my bedroom window in his undercrackers and it's all my fault?!
lol i :wub: that line. Jim always has classic one liners.
(Dawn Starts choking on her food at WCCT Meal)
Jane: Would you like a Slap...... On the back
lol Jane was hilarious tonight!
Stacey: "Thanks Uncle Charlie, if I need a replacement dad I'll let you know" it wasn't funny but it was pretty hurtful even if she did regret saying it afterwards. Even I flinched when it was said :)
(talking about the golf)
Dawn: No Victor he really is crap!
:lol: i found that funny!
classic honey quote
maybe i should ask for an epidudle
Honey: Maybe I should ask for an epidoodle?
Jim: Here comes the bride all fat and...
Dot: I happen to think she looks very beautiful... from behind.
lol Dot cracks me up!
Midwife:Right Natural birth, no drugs or anything you're very brave!
Honey:Yeah ive changed my mind on that now
(The midwife walks out)
Honey:What was her name?
Billy:Cheryl
Honey:Well i don't like her!
Honey: Yeah and how many babies have you had?
Midwife: Well none
Honey: Well the how the bloody well do you know, i want an epidoodle!
Honey is cracking me up so far this episode! Shes hilarious tonight!
Honey: i want an epidoodle :rotfl: funny asQuote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
God how many times did she say epidoodle.. it just sort of killed it!! :eek:
yeah i know what you mean it kinda took the fun away from itQuote:
Originally Posted by .:SpIcYsPy:.
although she was funny on the gas and air
honey (about the nurse): i love her billy
honey (to the nurse) : will you marry me
billy : oi your already married
honey: oh yeah so i am
honey looks down: its a boy
nurse: uh i think your looking at the umbilical cord
classic honey moments
EE's getting quite graphic with the hospital scenes isn't it! lol.
Stacey and Bradley at the clinic last week, and then tonight with Honey. They are trying to make it grittier.
I'm glad!
i was quite impressed, esp with the crouching birthing position as apposed to the whole 'lie back in some stirrupts' thing. and billy looking at the baby coming out and faitning :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by littlemo
Stacey: Thats the thing Deano no matter how hard you puff it still stays droopy!
Nice bit of innuendo there. :rolleyes:
Lauren: He's well buff [deano]
Sorry thats so cheesy xD
*Deano runs by Lauren*
Lauren: Ah he's well buff!
Dot: :eek: What is that supposed to mean?!
:lol: Looooooooool
Lol I Loved Lauren tonight!! Shes a great little actress!! Also liked this oneQuote:
Originally Posted by .:SpIcYsPy:.
Dot: Oi Who are ya texting
Lauren: My boyfriend
Dot: WHAT! :eek:
Lauren: Jokes! Lucy!
Dot is sooooo good with Lauren :lol: Pure comedy :lol:
I loved the stuff with Dot & Lauren tonight
Sean: She was very pleased with the service I gave her.
Chelsea: Yeah, you're right; we should go and find him, and give him a lift to the station.
Carly to Chelsea: Oh you dont wanna watch this it's rubbishhh!!
Chelsea obviously switched eastenders on! :rotfl:
Oohh that's from the Richie_lecturer school Chris. Good to see I have educated you well. :)
Dot: Are you seeing each other? I must admit it looked a lot more than that from what I saw! :rotfl:
Honey: I didn't know whether I was going or coming :lol:
Stacey: She thinks your dead doesn't that mean anything to you?
Sean: Yes it does, it means shes mental!
I love Sean when he has all his quick witters! lol