Stacey: im 17 and shes what like 170!? What could we possibly have in common?
Phil: (To Grant) Oi are you death!?
Courtney: (To Ben) No, your the ones that's death, ent you ben?
God that Courtney is becoming a right nasty peice of work!!!
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Stacey: im 17 and shes what like 170!? What could we possibly have in common?
Phil: (To Grant) Oi are you death!?
Courtney: (To Ben) No, your the ones that's death, ent you ben?
God that Courtney is becoming a right nasty peice of work!!!
170 lmao ! :rotfl:
Mo: Kat had a thing with the old doctor...
Stacey: Kat had a thing with everyone...
Charlie: Oi!
Billy to Peggy: Me and honey may be getting married in a churc but me and you are surely going to hell.
talking about the church wedding.
She said Dot was like 117, not 170.Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Sonia: How's things with Bradley?
Stacey: Why does anyone need in-laws, they're just extra stress.
Sonia: Don't ask me; I moved in with Pauline Fowler, remember.
Kevin: Surprize!
Carly: What is it?
Kevin: Your dirty washing.
Charlie: Pint please Peggy. :cool:
Lmao Richie, what's with your random 'pint please peggy' quotes lately?! :rotfl:
They add to the discussion. :cool:
haha fair enough :lol:
Naomi: Service wash please Pauline.
:cool:
Phil: Grant, it's called a conversation. It works like this, someone says something to you and you wait your turn and say something back.
Peggy- your a married man. married men don't have fun
Grant- you're telling me
:rotfl: :rotfl:
A couple of good ones from last night...
Billy: I am cancelling my stag night!
Honey: Aww but it's a tradition
Billy: Naked?
Honey: Well it is summer...
:lol: :D
Carla: Hello darling *hugs and kisses her*
Courtney: *pulls away and wipes her cheek*
:rotfl: Love that kid!
Jane was talking about that course Ian went to and said '10 ways on how to make a teabag last' :lol:
There was a good quote in the pub with Kevin and Martin but I can't really remember what it was :hmm:
Stacey (talking about sharon) smutty cow 'look at me with my fabulous cup and my lovely gorgeous hair oh I could just eat myself all up'
:lol:
Grant: Why did you sleep with my brother?
Sharon: ............
Grant: I'll tell you what, I'll give you a list of possibilities and you can just weedle one out.
Grant: It was dark, you couldn't see who it was, It seemed like a good idea at the time, you couldn't resist his aftershave, you're a s**t!
Can't remember it exactly but-
Alfie- I can't see Dennis hanging off your arm darling!
Zoe- Well i can't see Kat hanging off your arm darling!
Courtney is hilarious :rotfl: She is even funnier around Carla.Quote:
Originally Posted by feelingyellow
*Carla trying to put a feather in her hair*
Courtney : Oww! That hurts!
Carla: Okay, I'll tell them my husband wants me to be a peasant!
Grant - New Shoes???
Carla - but there for you
Grant - Funny that as they arent my size!!!
I love it when woman do that.
Or his style, I was expecting him to comment on that rather than the size.Quote:
Originally Posted by cornetgal
After Courtney 'accidently' spills paint on Carlas wedding outfit
Courtney: Ooops! It was ugly anyway
or something along the lines of that!
Bert to Joe about Bradley - "hes like Doris Day on Speed
.................................................. .................................................. .....
Joe to Pauline - "Ive always fancied working on an allotment
Pauline - "yes but what about Werzol Gummage here"
Bradley: If it isn't cleared up by the time I get back, well.......well, I don't know what I'll do!
Yeah! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
Can you imagine him as a father? 'If it's not done by the time I get back, well... I don't know what i'll do!' But i'll be very upset! lol.
I think it would be really funny to watch Bradley and Stacey bringing up a child!
Yeah. I liked all the stuff with Bradley at the Brannings' tonight, especially:
Bradley: And I am definitely not picking your pants out of the sink! Or something like that.
Your going to have me in stitches in a minute! lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by littlemo
Bradley: And if I find another pair of y fronts in the sink.......
I'm bad at remembering quotes :( Please help me out here lol..
Rebecca: Why are these photos brown?
Jim: Because they were taken years ago love
Rebecca: Why aren't you brown?
:p Bless her..
Erm there was one about Kevin ordering Denise's drink for her and said she likes sucking lemons or something :rotfl:
It was something like:
Kevin: I'll have a beer and she'll have a white wine spritzer with extra lemon, she likes sucking them, you see!
(Kat and Zoe are in the Slater's living room doing cleaning with the radio on to annoy Belinda)
Belinda: (Enters and turns the radio down) Do you have to?
Kat: Then go down the cafe!
Belinda: I've got calls to make.
Kat: Nan, give us a tenner.
Kat: (Takes the note from Mo and hands Belinda her mobile and the note) Minute Mart on bridge street, phone cards in the till!
SJ: Im SJ, short for Sarah Jane
Minty: Im Minty
SJ: Whats that short for Peppermint?
Kevin: Are you sure you've got a licence?!
(Little Mo is minding the stall)
Winston: (Holding up a garmet) Is this dry clean or can you use an iron?
Little Mo: I suppose you think that is funny...
The Fowlers are getting ready to go to Margarets funeral
Honey:Oh well don't you all look smart, going somewhere nice?
the black limo comes round the corner
Honey (To Billy):I shouldn't be allowed out in public
(In the post office)
Kevin: A book of first class stamps please.
So what's going on then?
(Denise doesn't answer because of the queue)
Kevin: And a £5 postal order please.
Come out for a drink tonight.
(Denise again doesn't answer)
Kevin: A application for a television licence.
Denise: Anything else?
Kevin: Seven o clock.
It went something like that.
Kevin: Next time I tax a car in her place, remind me to take a cross and holy water with me!
Squiggle - To Denise - You couldnt even go for a drink with Gollum.
Kevin: She's a nightmare on George Street!