fab, more soon please :D
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fab, more soon please :D
Wednesday 7th December Lost (channel 4)
*Another flashbacky episode*
LOCKE: Hi, how are-
THE AUDIENCE: OMG LOCKE HAD HAIR!?
LOCKE: So, you're my mum, right?
THE AUDIENCE: TERRIBLE HAIR, TOO!
LOCKE'S MUM: Yeah. But you don't have a dad. You were immaculately conceived, yo.
LOCKE: ....
LOCKE'S MUM: Yay!
LOCKE: *backs away*
*Back in the island full of pretty, pretty people*
LOCKE: We need a sign! Any sign!
BOONE: ...
LOCKE: And stop looking at me like that! With your... strange... blood-covered.... face....?
BOONE: Teresa falls down the stairs, Teresa falls up the stairs...
LOCKE: Dahling, we're on an island. No stairs here.
BOONE: Teresa falls up the stairs, Teresa falls down the stairs...
LOCKE: No Teresa either.
BOONE: Teresa falls-
LOCKE: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET IT.
THE AUDIENCE: *shakes, hides under the bedcovers - or was that just me? Anyhoo...*
LOCKE: Quit it with the Exorcist crap and- oh noes wheelchair!
*Some extremely bad special effects randomly plonked him into his wheelchair.*
LOCKE: THIS IS NOT FUN!
*He wakes up*
LOCKE: ....
*Onto some lighter material involving Sawyer, YAY!*
SAWYER: *says some stuff, but I can't concentrate because omgsawyer.*
JACK: You need glasses.
SAWYER: ... What, are you an optician too now?
*Sayid turns out to be very handy at welding, and makes Sawyer some glasses.*
SAWYER: I can see! *is happy*
THE AUDIENCE: *is happy*
SAWYER: *looks vaguely like Johnny Depp in that random film*
KATE: *giggles at him*
SAWYER: SHUT UP.
THE OTHER KATE (ME!): *lusts after him*
LOCKE: Dad?
LOCKE'S DAD: Son! Let's go hunting!
LOCKE: Yay!
*But then Locke's Dad turns out to be eeeevil by stealing Locke's kidney, boo, hiss*
LOCKE's DAD: Mwahahahahaaaa!
LOCKE: ...Damn it.
HENCHMAN: I'm sorry, he isn't seeing anyone- wait a minute. *gets out a clipboard* What is your reason for visiting? a)Business, b)Pleasure, or c)He stole your kidney and won't give it back?
LOCKE: ... C! Definitely C!
HENCHMAN: *tuts* Again? *ticks the box*
LOCKE: *tries to get in*
HENCHMAN: Whoa there. You can't go in - kidneys are non-returnable.
LOCKE: BUT I WANT IT BAAACK!
HENCHMAN: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before, smart guy.
*Pretty people again! And Locke is bald once more! Squee!*
LOCKE: C'mon Boone, we're going into the forest in the dark, steamy, sexy night.
BOONE: Ooh... I mean, why the hell would you want to do that?
LOCKE: Shut up.
BOONE: *happily* Okay!
SOME TREE: Stabbity!
LOCKE'S LEG: Meh.
BOONE: Er, man? You kinda got... pwned back there?
LOCKE: *looks down* ...Aw, crap.
BOONE: You okay?
LOCKE: We gotta find that plane!
*They do. Hurrah.*
BOONE: *climbs in* Man, it's... full of heroin.
*Back at camp*
CHARLIE: *lifts up head* Who said that?
*In the plane of drugginess*
THE PLANE: *creaks*
LOCKE: OMG get out of there!
BOONE: *finds a radio* Mayday! Mayday! ... I've always wanted to say that.
*To his amazement, SOMEONE ANSWERS! OMG! Pay attention, because this may be veeeery important later on... in the second series, say...*
BOONE: We are the survivors of Flight 815-
THE PLANE: *creaks louder*
LOCKE: GET OUUUUUT!
THE RADIO: WTF?! But we're the-
THE PLANE: Man, can't you take a hint?! *collapses, conveniently before we can find out anything remotely spoileriffic.*
LOCKE: Nooooo! This is all my fault!
THE PLANE: Well, duh.
LOCKE: *drags Boone out of the wreckage, amazingly recovering full use of his legs.*
*Back at the caves*
SAWYER: *lies there, the sun bouncing off his body and-*
THE FAN GIRLS (AND FAN BOYS, TOO, POSSIBLY): *froth at the mouth*
LOCKE: *appears, dangling Boone over his shoulders* Jack!
JACK: *was trying to sleep* Godammit, can't you people last one minute without me? I should never have told them I'm a doctor. All you ever do is shout "Jack!" and - OMG BOONE!
BOONE: *may or may not be deaded, we'll find out next week...*
NEXT WEEK ON LOST: Boone dies, but that's okay because I never liked him anyway, Claire has the baby (squeee!) and Shannon and Sayid have a picnic(very dramatic.) (I don't think they count as spoilers because Boone is obviously kinda smooshed from the druggified plane, and, well, you can hardly go "OMG Claire has the BABY?! That's AMAZING! I never expected that! I though it'd just stay there forever and-" Okay, I'll shut up now.)
lol! fab, please do more soon! :cheer:
Some pictures I made that go with these scripts:
EastEnders
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Feel free to borrow/steal/whatever :D Lost ones coming up soon
lmao, fab! :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
well good
Good Pics:)
Great stuff. More soon please:p.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Tuesday 13th December EE
JOHNNY: *sits on Ruby's bed and looks at her teddy bears. This is rather disturbing.*
RANDOM GIRL: *makes a sudden reappearance after weeks of being invisible, and proceeds to snog him to death. I would like to know what she sees in him exactly. Answers on a postcard please.*
ALFIE: *is managing the Vic once more.... YAY!*
PEGGY: Yay!
JIM: Yay!
EVERYBODY: Yay!
*Kat sneaks up behind him and they have a rather flirty conversation, during which Kat pinches Alfie's bum. Several times. She also randomly starts tickling him.*
ALFIE: *hums dreamily to self* Yeah, I'm sure there's absolutely no chemistry between us at all.
KAT: I WANT YOU SO BAD.
ALFIE: Better get back to my bottle-rattling-randomness!
KAT: ... God, why did I marry him? More to the point, wasn't it only a month or two ago that we were both crying and snivelling because I said I couldn't be his wife anymore and -
ALFIE: *bends down to pick something up*
KAT: Ooooh....
RUBY: This is all my fault! I let myself down, I let everyone down-
STACEY: Hey, that reminds me of that joke about the balloon!
RUBY: MY LIFE IS RUINED.
STACEY: Girl, please. Have you listened to me lately?
RUBY: I love Juley!
STACEY: ... Obviously not.
*Johnny and Phil happen to just-about walk into each other.*
JOHNNY: ....
PHIL: ....
JOHNNY: ....
PHIL: ....
JOHNNY: ...
PHIL: ...
DOT: Will you two stop making eyes at each other?
ALFIE: Nana isn't answering her phone oh noes!
PEGGY: Relax! What's the worst that could have happened?
ALFIE: .... OMG SHE'S DEAD!
NANA: Hi, Alfie.
ALFIE: Nobody panic, but my grandmother may be slightly dead!
NANA: ... I'm right here.
ALFIE: Yippee!
*They organise a day out at the races, which is not at all terribly sadly ironic. Ahem - Friday! Sniffle...*
ALFIE: I'm looking forward to spending the day with the most important woman in my life. *gazes fondly at Nana*
KAT: Hmph! *looks disgruntled*
ALFIE: Oh yeah - I forgot about you. Thanks for today, Kat.
KAT: *brave sniffle* That's what mates do, isn't it? Mates. Yes. Mates. I haven't been following you around all day like a little puppy or something. Totally not.
ALFIE: *friendly smile*
KAT: *friendly smile back* OMG he's standing next to me!
ALFIE: Sooo... isn't it lovely, just being mates.
KAT: *facepalm*
JULEY: Ruby's in love with me, it's not fair!
PHIL: *appears menacingly from the shadows with an evil laugh* My evil plan is working! Squee!
*And... that was the corniest ending ever.*
lmao, fab especially the last line! more soon please :cheer: