I HAVE A FUNNY FRIEND YAY.
...I have you too :)
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I HAVE A FUNNY FRIEND YAY.
...I have you too :)
....Yay. :D Wait... you only just noticed? I'm insulted :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
Thursday 8th December EE
FRANK: *points at the bed*
PAT: *points at the bed*
FRANK: Hmm.
PAT: You don't regret it, do you? You know... what we did? Last night? In that there bed?
FRANK: Of course not it was brill! And amazing! And wrinkly! Yay!
THE AUDIENCE: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP.
JAKE: *wakes up next to SOME GIRL* ...Oops.
*He runs outside, and through some strange miracle he looks exactly the same as he did yesterday... his clothes aren't creased or anything...*
STACEY: *looks after her mum*
THE AUDIENCE: Awwwwwwww! Huggle!
CHRISSIE: Who stole my clothes?
EVERYBODY: *looks away, whistling*
*A chavtastic scene ensues.*
ABBY: Your mum's craaaazy.
STACEY: *gives her the hand, looks away* Woteva.
ABBY: Y R U :( ?
STACEY: You're smoking! That's bad for your baybee!
ABBY: WOTEVA.
STACEY: You should take more care of it!
ABBY: Why? I got a well good flat, 32nd floor, just need rats clearin' out an' it'll be well blingin'. In other news: YOUR MUM CRAZEE!
STACEY: You sket!
ABBY: Who you callin' a sket, you... sket?
*I must be behind with the chav times, I have no idea what that word means.*
STACEY: Why don't you LIKE ME?
ABBY: Aw, Stace. Don't make me actually show some real emotion here.
JAKE: *goes back to SOME GIRL's house*
SOME GIRL: Ooh, back for thirds?
THE AUDIENCE: Mmm, Jake thirds.... *winks - Yes I did say "WINKS". You dirty-minded people.*
JAKE: Nah, I forgot my mobile.
SOME GIRL: Hmph! you don't even know my name!
*Jake finds his phone*
SOME GIRL: It's Fearne! My name is Fearne!
JAKE: B*tch, please. No-one cares.
PAT: Get away from me! I am horrified by your gravelly voice! *jumps in a cab*
FRANK: *jumps in a cab* FOLLOW THAT CAR! ...Man, I always wanted to say that.
CHRISSIE: *cries*
WHATS-HER-NAME: Um... *pats her on the back*
CHRISSIE: BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
WHATS-HER-NAME: Argh! You crazeee!
CHRISSIE: Crazy in love, yes! *starts dancing* ....No, wait. I'M SOOOORRY!
*collapses on the bed*
WHATS-HER-NAME: My kid will remember this forever! She'll be traumatized by this cut on my face!
CHRISSIE: More than she'll be traumatized by you missing most of her life languishing in prison?
WHATS-HER-NAME: SHUT UP.
Brill:)
fantastic 10 star rating definantly
brillant! lol! more soon please
:lol: fab, more soon please :D
I so did not cry at this episode, why do you ask?
PAT: *wanders somewhere with a random woman whom we may or may not have seen before, ever.*
FRANK: *hovers nonchalantly near them*
PAT: What, are you stalking me now?
FRANK: Change your story?
PAT: No!
RANDOM WOMAN: *bottom lip wibbles* My poor Laura...
PAT: I'M CHANGING MY STORY.
THE LAWYER GUY: *looks cheesed off. I don't blame him.*
PAT: I was confuzzled by all the freakiness that was going down, yo.
THE LAWYER GUY: Whatever. I just want you to make your damn mind up.
JEAN: *ventures outside for the first time in months, yay*
EVIL CHAVS: *the bike-riding of DOOOOOM! So very very menacing!*
ME: Go on, whack 'em round the head with a roll of Christmas wrapping paper or something! Not that I ever did that, of course... Or kick their bike and make them fall off! I am truly evil. Yay. Apparently I'm someone's evil idol. Mwahahahaha....
JAKE: I love you.
CHRISSIE: If you love me, never see me again.
JAKE: What the hell kind of sense does that make?
CHRISSIE: I'm gone. *leaves*
JAKE: Well.
*Stacey goes into a pub and tells everybody off.*
STACEY: I hope you all rot! IN YOUR OWN FILTH! *leaves, slams door*
A LITTLE OLD LADY: *quavering voice* I only came in to use the ladies'...
A silhouette of someone appears....
THE PRISONERS: Argh! Run! it's Chrissie's hair!
CHRISSIE'S HAIR: *advances menacingly*
STACEY: *breaks down and cries after her mum's tried to kill herself*
BIG MO: Hihi.
STACEY: ARGH!
*later, back in the Square*
STACEY: *unfolds the photo some more* Alright, Sean?
*The photo should now also have a title. I think it will be The Amazing Unfolding Photo Of Mystery! .... Well, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue..*
ME: Who the hell is Sean? This is turning into Lost with the weird cliffhangers... Yay, Lost! Ooh, that reminds me...
lol this is great
I'll do one of Wednesday's Lost tomorrow :)