Tracy: "Fine thanks"
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Tracy: "Fine thanks"
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phil: do you not trust me driving
grant: gives phil a funny look
cant remember the year but i think they were reffering to the lake crash when phil drove into the river
She gets her first words for ages. :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Now it's Winston's turn...
It has to be
*guy in cafe* Oh look "Right said Fred" have reformed
she got a line im amazed well if you could actually even call it a lineQuote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
We can hope... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie_lecturer
Kevin: Last night she had me in my undies and this morning, she's practically shoving her knockers straight in my face!
lol i loved the Kevin one...
bout Sharon
Grant: she must be 6 months feeling the baby move around inside her
Phil:yeh she said she could
:wub: :wub: :wub:
First line of todays episode, when Phil and Grant were at Jonny's house....
Phil: Hey look. Its like the Big Brother house.
:rotfl: That made me laugh for some reason.
Phil: I popped by that night
Johnny: And you left me there?
Phil: You looked comfy!
Johnny: i could have died!
Johnny: Ohhh Phillipppp! You big fat liarrr! :ninja:
:lol:That one made me laugh! It sounded like something Marjorie Dawes would say! :rotfl:
Johnny said he was dying not that he could have died. I was half expecting Phil to come out with something sarky in reply!Quote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
Kat: It's uncomfortable, and it can't look good on Lynne can it? Me living under the same roof as the tart her husband knocked up!
Later.....
Laura: Here you go, take it, then I'll go and clear out my room.
Anthony: We don't want you to leave.
Laura: I've been thinking about leaving. You see, I feel uncomfortable living under the same roof as the tart whose brother-in-law knocked me up.
Ruby: Do you want some scones?
Grant- what we doing here?
Phil- confronting my deamons
Johnny- what's this alcoholic solidarity?
Phil- let's hug
Phil- he gave you a lifeline and you used it to end his :crying: :angry: :crying:
Johnny- ... it's johnny's fault he made the call
Johnny- i made that call, i hold my hands up
Johnny- Phillip you big fat liar!
the best line of tuesday eppy:
Phil- if i can't get justice one way i'll get it another! :cheer:
I liked Danny's one in tonights' episode which went something like:
'Oh look the eggheads'.
I can't remember what was actually said, but when Phil was making fun of Grant's life in America. He was asking what his local beach was called, and he said the Copacabana, and then he started singing! It really made me laugh.
Johnny: This is my world!
Ruby: This is not your world, this is THE world! :)
:rolleyes:
I like Danny's childish lines.. that's not really nice you know.. or something like that :p
Danny after he knocked Jake out - You've hurt my feelings don't like you no more
phil and johnny locked in the office rubby just came out.
grant (to ruby) : dont worry
ruby (to grant) : im not do you fancy a scone
i dont know about any one else but i found that quite funny
I liked it when we saw the transformation in grant after the truth was spilt about phil paying juley to sleep with ruby he showed histrue maternal instincts, and he seemed to get on with ruby well and treat her like an adult.
he wsnt happy though when he heard about phil/juley/ruby because when he was confronting phil about it he used the fact that ruby wasnt that much older than his own daughter courtney and for grant to use his daughters name in any of the business him and phil get up to takes a lot because grant actually has turned out to be a good dad
another partr of this weeks which can i say i found disturbing was when danny drugged ruby then lay and cosied into her, if jake didnt appear would danny have done something to her , that is something we will never know, the question is how often has this happened , has anything happened, and if this is johnnys idea of looking after his daughter then he is sadly mistaken and very dillusionial.
I think ruby played a good part even though i know most people out there would disagree with me
i am just looking forward to seeing ruby and stacy again friends forever
Ruby: But i was a real bitch to you last time we saw each other
Stacey: Don't worry about it, i'm a bitch most of the time!
Deano (about Stacey): Are you sure she's not seeing someone else?
Bradley: No Stacey wouldn't cheat on me, and she wouldn't lie, it's not in her character.
'Not in her character', to lie! Is he mad! lol.
Chrissie: what and you want to marry me? What like thats going to make it all alright. Quick service in the prison chapel, and that's going to make it better, there there, for richer for poorer, for sickness and inside, your bride chained to a srew, oh thas lovely, and where do you wanna go for you honeymoon darling Alka-Bloody-Traz
Chrissie: You know what gail, you relaly remind me of some girls i used to know.
Gail: Yeh?Mates of yours?
Chrissie: Sam and zoe, and i thought they were thick until i met you
Gail: Up yours lady, you aren't that bleeding special
Prisoner Officer: calm down Christine
Chrissie (to other prisoners): You thieving bitches
^Made me laugh!
Chrissie: I can still see my visitors can't i?
Officer: Its not their fault you've been a scrappy mare
^ Its just sounds unlike chrissie :p
Chrissie: Did you know i used to be a hairdresser?
^^She said it, and it sounded like she'd finally cracked
I liked this one, i thought that Gail girl was really good, it was Kimberley from Girls Aloud's sister! Chrissie always had a way with her words!Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
*nods head in agreement* Yeh Queen of One Liners is our Chrissie! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
you can't get out of SBBB mode can you?
*whistles* Of course i can *walks over to fridge and gets out juice* :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
lmao yeah Chrissie did always have a way with words espicially when she was in prison and around the time of Den's death.
Martin: Run along to the suprise party your girlfriends planned you, Oh sorry was i not supposed to say anything?
Mickey (To Garry): Oi Oi Sexy, that was a tenner well spent!
*I predict a riot, I predict a riot!*
Dot: Oooh I say! I think it will be just the one! :ninja:
:D
Yeah! Ah I feel sorry for Martin! He's really not having a good time of it at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
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Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
I miss Chrissie :crying: Bring her back her one liners were golden The Queen of the Queen Vic as well as the one liners feeling sad now gonna go all memory lane on you
Chrissie- I may not be the first woman in your life but I'm certainly the last (Who said romance was dead)
Ohhh talking of Den My fave one was when he was dug up was
Copper - Samantha Mitchell I'm arresting you on suspicion of criminal damage, assault and wrongful imprisonment....*Sees Den's Foot*....there will probably be other charges you might want to call your solicitor
Sam- no no i don't trust lawyers
Stroking Den's foot
Sam- hello Den
Ian- yeah nice one Sam we're trying to have a wedding here I mena you could have picked another day to have a mental breakdown
Dennis :heart: - my wife is evil....my wife
Sharon- we did it
Dennis :heart: - yeah we did....I bloody love you Mrs Rickman :crying:
Sharon- I love you too
New Years Eve
Dennis- we did it :crying: :crying: :crying:
Billy - She started it!
Peggy - She's nine years old you clown:p
I loved that one it was brilliant:p
:lol: love that sam one, i am going to add now to the memories!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joel_Beckett_Lover
Jake- I could just see you as lady Godiva
Chrissie- Behave I was asking Mo anyway
Jake- what do you think Mo, her riding on the back of a horse?
Chrissie- now if I rode on the back of a horse, as lady Godiva, it wouldn’t leave much to the imagination
Jake- that’s fine because I don’t have much imagination
Chrissie about Sam- what’s her problem?
Den- no brain
Chrissie- that’s a shame cus you would’ve seen the Queen Vic landlady in her full glory
Jake- maybe I could get a sneak preview
Chrissie- nah, cus that would spoil it for all the other real men
Jake: Any chance of me getting a look round your pyramid later?
Chrissie: No sorry, pyramid's shut i'm afraid.
Jake- been bathing in ass's milk
Chrissie- if I need an ass to milk your top of my list
Den- which key is it?
Dot- I’m not telling you
Den- oh that’s mature
Dot- scared Den?
Den- scared, I’m terrified to be around Chrissie with kitchen utensils
Den- what have I got to lose?
Chrissie- go and get the bread knife and I’ll show ya
Dennis: Alfie! Make it a large one he's paying.
Den: Oh don't mind me help yourself, you help yourself to everything else. Why don't you go mad while your up there 'ave a bag of nuts an'all
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
Chrissie to Den: "All you have done since you have come back is put your hands in your pocket, sigh and look up at the ceiling."
CHRISSIE:why did u call me
DEN: THE SAMARATONS WERE ENGAGED
CHRISSIE: Mo, what did Alfie do for St. George's Day last year? Everyone says it was brilliant but no one can remember it....
JAKE: Great party then.
Chrissie to den: If you ever betray me again den, I’ll kill you
Den:Ok
Chrissie: no I mean it I’ll kill you
Den: Ok, alright I get it,
Chrissie:good
Den:Now do I get my kiss hello
Chrissie: hello, *kiss*
^^ Well no one can say she didn't warn him!
Phil: Mum, even Grant ain't stupid enough to hit Johnny Allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: Alright, I'm sorry, shouldn't have said that. He is stupid enough, but I won't let him.
Grant: Oh lovely, I travel half way around the world to help you out and now and I'm stupid.
Phil:No, you were stupid before you left.
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
Stacey: You know that Sharon? Is she a lesbian?
Mo: Sharon Watts? A lesbian?
Stacey: Well you know, she hasn't got a husband or anything, not even a boyfriend!! And at her age.....
Mo: If Sharon Watts is a lesbian, the Pope's a bleedin' Rastafarian!! She's had more men than you've had Christmas dinners!!!
Ohh gone slightly OTT there sorry guys! :p x
i loved these 2! especially the Chrissie and Den one! And Stacey's always comming up with classic lines too!Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
I love both of them lol they are fab...two of my top episodes they really are lol but you have to admit when the Mitchell's returned that time around they were quite funny me and Emz loved them lol...shame i was cold wet tired and had a headache that day thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
Alll me memeories are back love the Jakissie ones *big sniff and sob* and Den's one liners were classic even if the dodery old git was past it and your right Layne she did warn him