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INT. BACHELOR BOYS' FLAT - DAY
Chris enters the room, full of life.
Romeo: What's cheered you up?!
Chris: Oh just a message from bustybabe2007!
Romeo: What did she say?
Chris: She said she wants to meet, and tonight is the night my friends! Oh yes - I finally leave the singles club and get myself a bit of busty!
They laugh at him.
Romeo: And where are you taking this special lady?
Chris: Valentinos..
Romeo: Oh brilliant! I can see her for myself!
Chris: Don't you dare!
Romeo: I can't help working there...
Chris: I don't care! Call in sick or something, because if I see any of you lot there tonight, I won't be pleased!
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INT. FIVE STAR RESTARAUNT - NIGHT
Will and Michelle are sat in a fancy resturaunt, eating their meal.
Michelle: It's been a long while since I've been taken out somewhere nice like this...
Will: Everyone deserves to be treated from time to time...
Michelle: It shouldn't be down to you to treat me though.
Will: Oh well, I've got all this money and nothing and no one to spend it on...
Michelle: We sound like a right pair of down and outs don't we?
Will: Oh I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of life left in the old dog yet. I just something...or someone to reignite the life in me...
Michelle: I'm sure you'll find her eventually...
Will: Maybe I already have?
Michelle: Look Will, this is all very nice and everything but I thought we were just going out as friends...
Will: Yeah, of course sorry, I shouldn't have said that...
Michelle puts her hand over Will's.
Michelle: You're a nice bloke Will, but I don't think I'm ready for a relationship, not just yet...What I need right now is a damn good friend.
Will places his other hand on top of hers.
Will: Well that's what I'll be then :)
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INT. HAIR SALON - BAYMOORE LESUIRE CENTRE - NIGHT
Val is sat in the salon, Gavin doing her hair, ready for her date later on.
Gavin: So then, who is this mystery fella of yours then?
Val: I don't really know that much about him. Except he's younger and he seems like a nice bloke.
Gavin: Oooo get you, going for a toyboy are you!? Naughty!
Val: Oh he's very cultured...
Gavin: You sure you two will get on then?
Val: Oi cheaky!... No he likes dining out, fine wines, literature...
Gavin: Sounds like the perfect man...
Val rummouges through her handbag and takes out a printed picture of "Chris".
Val: There he is...
Gavin: Oh he's gorgeous, I wouldn't mind a slice of him myself...
Val: Hands off you, he's mine! And you're a taken man!
Gavin: Oh don't make all my dreams come crashing down!... I think we're just about done here...
Val: Do you think I look alright?
Gavin: You look the dog's, darling. You go get him love! :D
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1st thing.. thank you thank you thank you bry and davey for bringing this back.. I missed it so much during the week.. Love you both xxxx
Secondly, can't wait for Chris and Val to see each other and realise what has happened :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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INT. BELLAMY HOUSE - NIGHT
Will returns home.
Lauren: So who was the lucky lady?
Will: Excuse me?
Lauren: Well it’s something of a rarity you leaving the house for the evening these days so who was she?
Will: Michelle if you must know..
Lauren: Christ! Your scraping the barrell aren't you?!
Will: Why does everything have to come down to sex with you!?
Lauren: So your not dating her then?
Will: No..we're just friends..
Lauren: You can do without friends like that!
Will: She’s a lovely woman, pity the same can’t be said for you!
Lauren: Excuse me!?
Will: You know what I'm on about! The way you stole Callumn from her is unforgivable!
Lauren: Oh change the record will you!?
Will: Not a shred of remorse! You make me sick to call you my sister!
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INT. ANDREW'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Tom has called round to see Emma.
Tom: No Val tonight?
Emma: No, she's got a hot date!
Tom: Tonight must be the night for romance! Chris is going out on a date too..so who's the unlucky man? :p
Emma: Oh I dunno...some guy off the internet..
A horrified look suddenly passes across Tom's face.
Tom: Oh god! Please don't tell me that Val is bustybabe2007!?
Emma: How did you..
Tom bursts into laughter before Emma can finish speaking.
Tom: (laughing) Because that's who Chris is going out on a date with!
Emma: Oh my god, are you being serious!?
Tom: Perfectly serious...
Tom and Emma are both in hysterics.
Emma: (laughing) Come on, get your coat!
Tom: I'll call Romeo and Roxy..we've all got to see this!
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INT. VALENTINO'S RESTAURAUNT - NIGHT
Val walks into Valentinos dressed tartly in a mini skirt, bube tube and fur coat. She walks over to Rebecca, who eyes her up disaprovingly.
Rebecca: Valerie...what can I do for you?
Val: Oh I have a date here tonight...
Rebecca: Whose name is it under?
Val: Chris!?
Rebecca: (Shocked) Chris?
Val: Yeah, he's not a minger is he? He looked good on the picture he sent!
Rebecca looks around, presuming this is a joke. Val keeps a straight face. Rebecca restrains from laughing and gestures to the left.
Rebecca: He's over there...
Val starts to walk over towards the table. Just as she's doing so Chris gets up from that table and turns around.
Chris: Hey Rebecca has she showed up yet!?
Val looks horrified, as she realises what has happened.
Val: You!?
Chris: What!? Oh No...you're not telling me that...
Val: Oh my good god!
Chris: Please tell me you're not bustybabe?
Val: "Chris"!?
Chris: Well it is my name!
Val: Is this some kind of sick wind up or something!?
Chris: If it is I had no idea about it!
Before they get chance to discuss it further Claire, Emma, Tom, Romeo and Roxy walk into the resturaunt in hysterics.
Emma: (Laughin) I take it you've found out then!?
Val: Have you got something to do with this!?
Roxy: We had no idea Val, honestly.
Val: Oh this is just....just!
Tom: Oh come on Val, you've got to admit, it is kinda funny...
Chris: I'm horiffied! This has put me off online dating for life!
Val: This has put me off dating full stop!
Romeo: God this is one for the Bachelor Boys' memiors eh?
Tom: At least he can say he's had mother and daughter!
Claire and Romeo cast him disaproving looks.
Roxy: Oh for god's sake lighten up all of you! Let's go for some drinks down the Rum.
They all head off, laughing off the disaster of the blind date.
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INT. RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE - NIGHT
Doug Cooper (Phillip Martin Brown) walks into the Red Rum, looking out of place. He looks around the pub, hoping to find someone.
Patrick: Can I help you mate?
Doug: Erm yeah, I'm looking for Paul Newman, got the right area?
Patrick: Yeah, they moved in about a week ago.
Doug: Oh good, where abouts?
Patrick: Just into the close over the road...how d'ya know him then?
Doug: Oh I'm just an old friend of the family...
Patrick: Well they keep themselves to themselves most of the time, but you should catch them around the place.
Doug: Cheers for that.
Doug walks out of the Red Rum, a look of seriousness on his face.
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Doug is a mysterious stranger who appears in Baymoore looking for the Newmans. He holds the key to unlock some of the Newman family's darkest secrets, but what exactly are they!?
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INT. RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE - NIGHT
Val, Chris Claire, Emma, Tom, Romeo and Roxy are all at a booth, drinking. Amy goes over to them.
Amy: (to Val) What happened to your hot date!?
Val: He's sitting right here!
Amy laughs it off.
Amy: Oh well, there's always next time..
Val: Oh no! I've been scarred for life!
Amy: Oh don’t say that! I was thinking of doing a speed dating night later this month, you should try it!
Val: Oh I don't know, it'd be embarrasing!
Amy: Don't act shy, it’s not like you, go on, you never know you might find the man of your dreams!
Val: (reluctantly) Ok then..yes I will.
