or it could be Jot? lol :searchme: :searchme:Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
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or it could be Jot? lol :searchme: :searchme:Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
No, it could make them Jot. And Bradley and Stacey are Bracey. Or it could make them Stadley. :sick: I wonder what that makes Yolande and Patrick?Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
Poland?
(I do wish this message board would allow short replies. It's a real disincentive to short pithy witticisms to have to type at least 30 characters!)
Lol i love it im going to call them that now unless there is a better oneQuote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
I love Jot for Jim and Dot but Dim made me laugh
You could have a few good ones here...
Ian and Jane could be Inane
Honey and Billy could be Hilly or, better still, Boney
Keith and Rosie could be Kosie. (aaah! that's nice)
Pat and Frank could have been Prank
Roy and Pat could have been Rat
That'll do for now...
I know people who call the FratQuote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
Michelle and Lofty = Mifty
Al and Sue = Alue
Arthur and Pauline = Arthuline
Ian and Sharon = Iron
Sharon and Zoe = Shoe.....
Zoe and Sharon might be better as Zaron (from the planet Graak).
(Mind you I never realised they were a couple. Tell us more, Richie...)
haha i like the Kosie and the Boney one lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
No! Don’t! Resist, Jim, resist.
*Sigh* See, told you. It’s complete crap. We’re now supposed to feel sorry for Sonia because everyone’s being horrible to the poor little lesbians. It’s such a completely forced way to try and turn the issue around. Fact: The problem with Sonia is not that she is now a lesbian. It is the fact that she is now a horrible, horrible person. She cheated on her husband, she lied to her daughter and she runs around expecting everyone to kow-tow to her every whim. She wants to be with Naomi, so the entire world, including Martin, just has to get over it within seconds. She wants to see Rebecca so she’ll just threaten her way in and invade the Fowlers time with her. And now, that’s being ignored because there’s assholes in the pub being horrible to her. Yeah, Sonia and Naomi have every right to kiss in public, the two guys were complete scum and I’d have smacked them probably. But that still doesn’t change the fact that Sonia’s a sanctimonious cow who shouldn’t be forgiven.
On the other hand, I will not say anything horrible about Ruby tonight. You know why? Because she’s a delicate little flower, who shouldn’t be insulted, or subjected to a raised voice. Babies should not cry where she can hear them, because of her delicate ears. She’s a delicate little flower, dammit, and everytime someone insults her a puppy dies. Everyone loves Ruby! She’s the greatest goddamn person in the Universe. She’s a shining beacon of light, hope and love!