Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
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Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
Kat: Coq A Vin... I thought that was sex in a Lorry.
Ian Beale: I'll be back.
Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie.
Lucy Beale: [about Ian and Jane] So do you think they've gone all the way?
Stacey Slater: I think they've gone all the way, turned round and come back again!
Chrissie Watts: You know something, Gail? You remind me of two girls I used to know.
Gail: [happy] Really? What - mates of yours?
Chrissie Watts: Yeah ... they were called Sam and Zoe. And they were thick!
(by the way, i got all these off imdb, sorry if some of them are repeated)
Joe: Bert and Mo were only having a bit of fun.
Pauline: What? Turning my living room into a knocking shop! Hillarious!
Who thinks eastenders is gettin a bit rubbish??????????????????????????????? lyk the story linez n all dat
wish you would go away, your posts are really annoying me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Libby.x.
you could at least try to post in the right section
thats what i thought debs! im trying really hard to ignore her, but its difficult!Quote:
Originally Posted by debs
i know seeing as she is everywhere at the mo she is very hard to ignore!!!!
i know and now weve ended up going off topic too! :angry: sorry modsQuote:
Originally Posted by debs
yeah 'Libby' is very irritating, posting unnecessary things in threads.
i remember that episode it was funny i love the way they bring belinda in evry now and then when its either a slaters hen night or a slaters palavaQuote:
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
yeah i like the way Belinda is so different from the rest of her sisters! lol
Keith: China........ BANK, BANK, BANK YOU PLANK!
Mickey: You should go on the weakest link, Dad.
Keith: It'd help pay for the wedding.
Mickey: There's probably a huge wating list to get on shows like that.
Keith: No rush.
Yeah. Who was saying the other day about having more reality in soaps? You can't get more real than a family sitting down to watch the Weakest Link. It's what mine do most days. It was like deja vu! lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
that one was good
bert:wheres the piccallili
martin: top cupboard
bert: no thats pickle i want piccallili
why is he so obssesed with piccallili he mentioned it yesterday and today
That was funny although it began to annoy me when he started going on about mustard and various others.
Pauline: I'll go and sort out that bitch!
:rotfl: Aimed at Sonia..
Big Mo (to Bradley about Stacey)
'She needs a right good seeing to'.
That made me laugh a bit because it is the last thing you'd expect your nan to say about you. I can't imagine what Bradley must have thought! lol. Like I could one day be related to this lot! lol.
Was waching old eppis last night ...
Dennis : Most murderers are driven by the heart not the wallet (to chrissie)
Pauline: If looks could strip he'd be stark naked everythime he got within 5 yards of her (to pat about jake and chrissie)
On Friday, Dawn to Rosie: "You'll be going up the aisle in a zimmer frame" :rotfl:
Stacey: Go up Kings' Cross, I'm sure they will accomodate you.
Loved the lines in todays ep, especially Honey and Billy's!
Dawn: Now ey! This is a family pub!
Yeah right! :rotfl: :rolleyes:
Jack: We're having a suprise party in the vic for Peggy
Honey: Oh thats a great idea, ill go and tell her!
you beat me too it i was gonna post that one lol also this oneQuote:
Jack: We're having a suprise party in the vic for Peggy
Honey: Oh thats a great idea, ill go and tell her!
honey looks at baby mobile which has just been made
honey:is it vintage?
yeah that one was funny too! lol I love Honey, the lines she comes out with are so funny!
:rotfl: :rotfl: that one was really goodQuote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
i don't know if this been posted but i like the one where dennis finds out about zoe and den and slaps zoe after she says- 'i could give you a baby summin that sharon could never give you!' then turns to den and goes 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
dennis - 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'
Den- 'LIKE A BABY'
Lmao! I loved that one! Den was so evil lol :p One of his best imo :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ?????
Bert: You see i'm not crafty and sly like you cockerneys!
:lol:
grant: hello bruv.......how are you?
typical mitchell entrance style hello mum/bruv etc
There was a similar one when Den was kicking the Moons out of the Vic.Quote:
Originally Posted by feelingyellow
Alfie: How do you sleep at night?
Den: I'm sure I'll manage - once I've changed the sheets!
Alfie: What's your name again?
Keith: Keith.
Alfie: Keith, do you see a nappy?
Keith: Eh?
Alfie: No because I wasn't born yesterday!
After Jack gives Billy and Honey a Grand to buy stuff for the baby!
Jack: Well they don't call it a Grand-father for nothing
Honey: Is that really why they call it that?
Lmao i cracked up!
yeah that was hilarious
makes you wonder if anyone can really be that daft eh
You proabley couldn't be but then she does seem it.
Yolande: You're not what I'm looking for.
Kevin: None taken!
:lol: Loved that line! Honey cracks me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash