excellent! you made it loads better! :cheer:
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excellent! you made it loads better! :cheer:
Thanks,that was really good,soooooo much better than the actual boring episode EastEnders gave us yesterday!!
Tuesday 29th November EE episode
Another amazingly boring episode - how do they do it?
SONIA: That was a mistake!
NAOMI: Well, you were doing most of the snogging, as I recall -
SONIA: I think it's best we don't see each other anymore!
NAOMI: So... am I dumped, or what?
SONIA: *runs away because she can't handle the situation that she helped create, the silly girrrrrl.*
NANA: *is getting worse, awww noes*
ALFIE: Everything's fine! Duchess, how are ya?
PEGGY: Do you want to be the manager again?
ALFIE: Wheeee! Yay.
PEGGY: Duchess 'n' Alfie hug!
ALFIE: *hug*
NANA: *watching* Are we quite sure there isn't something going on there?
MARTIN: Sonia, I'm sorry about -
SONIA: *snog*
MARTIN: Yay!
*Later*
SONIA: I'm so happy...
MARTIN: Me too...
THE YOUNG KIDS/TEEN AUDIENCE: Mental note: Sex solves everything. No exceptions.
THE SCRIPTWRITERS: *look away, whistling*
NANA: William?
ALFIE: Um... to all intents and purposes.
NANA: I thought you were dead.
ALFIE: Oh, I'm... not. Clearly. And this won't confuse you even further at all now, will it?
NANA: Yay. I missed you.
*ALFIE is sad, and kisses her hand*
*I am glad she doesn't ask 'WILLIAM' for a quick snog, seeing as he's miraculously risen from the dead and all. Because that would be creepy. And ALFIE would probably do it too, just to keep her happy. Ew. I shouldn't have started this train of thought at all, should I?*
RUBY: Juley I hate you! *cries*
JULEY: *is confused*
*Later*
RUBY: Dad I broke up with Juley! *cries*
JOHNNY: Oh noes! Let's have some tea. Tea fixes everything.
RUBY: Tee hee I didn't really.
THE AUDIENCE: Wait, what?
KAT: *OMG totally flirts with ALFIE and bats her eyelids at him and EVERYTHING. Unless she just has something stuck in her eye.*
ALFIE: ... What do you want?
KAT: Kitchen table?
ALFIE: What?
KAT: Why did you take Nana out in this weather? It's freezing. She looked like she was ABOUT TO DIE.
ALFIE: Probably because she i- I mean, she's fine.
KAT: *moves closer to him and we think she's gonna snog his face off like old times, yay! But she... doesn't.* Alfie, when did you last shave?
ALFIE: ... That was kind of the last thing I expected anyone to say, ever, but hey. STFU none of your business just because you fancy me.
KAT: *calling after him* Stubblyhead! Stubblyhead!
*Later*
*KAT looks across the Square and sees ALFIE emerging from his house at night with a pretty woman! Gasp!*
KAT: You know, he's such a sl*t.
Fab:D
:rotfl: you made another boring episode hilarious, especially like this:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Back to the random Kalfie script:
KAT: Couldn't you have told me any of this, you know, before the wedding?
ALFIE: No.
KAT: You. Are. Such. An. A*sehole.
ALFIE: Look, I'm sure we can sit down and talk this through like the responsible adults that we are.
KAT: *locks herself in the bathroom*
ALFIE: Sigh.
ALFIE: Er... I'm afraid the wedding's kind of .... been cancelled. Kat hates me *cries*
ZOE: Whoa, deja vu.
ALFIE: Ah well. I'll get over it. Plenty more fish in the sea -
THE NOT-FAKE REGISTRAR: Hey! Your divorce came through!
ALFIE: WTF?
THE NOT-FAKE REGISTRAR: You can get married!
ALFIE: Couldn't you have told me this before I destroyed mine and Kat's relationship?
THE NOT-FAKE REGISTRAR: No.
ALFIE: Kat! Come down here! We're getting married!
KAT: STFU.
ALFIE: No, we really are this time!
KAT: *comes out* We are?
ALFIE: Yep!
KAT: Yay! *they snog, and all is magically forgiven. Wow, he must be a good kisser.*
ALFIE: Um... it might be best if we don't tell anyone that you spent most of our wedding day locked in the bathroom.
*They get married! Yay!*
THE NOT-FAKE REGISTRAR: You may now kiss the -
KAT: *snogs most of ALFIE's face right off*
ALFIE: Oooh.
THE FAKE REGISTRAR: Hmph. I did a better job than him. But am I bothered? No. Am I bothered? No.
KAT: P.S.: Wrong sketchshow.
THE FAKE REGISTRAR: Shut arp. *Leaves - nooo! David Walliams! EastEnders neeeeeds you! Ahem.*
*They go outside and KAT is so thrilled by the snow machine that she snogs the rest of ALFIE's face off that she missed before.*
ALFIE: Oooooh.
*And then KAT looks up and there is a FULL MOON and squeee! a happy ending! And it's the Man in the Moon! Yay! Double yay! Okay, maybe I'm overreacting.*
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:eek: I only just realised that Andy is actually dead! :rolleyes: And I'm now refusing to type the dreaded word M*lfie. It has become a swearword, people.
lol, fab more soon please! :cheer:
That's great,more soon please!!
That was really good!
Great:D