2 pineapples, 7 lawnmowers and 2 kiddys swings...
Q)why are biscuits crumbly?
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2 pineapples, 7 lawnmowers and 2 kiddys swings...
Q)why are biscuits crumbly?
buiscuits are crumbly because if they weren't you would be able to break them :)
Q - why is it hot during june
Because the sun is on holiday the rest of the time.
why did the chicken cross the road?
cos it was being chased by the mad farmer with an axe and didnt want its head chopped off
Q: why is the grass greener on the other side?
Because they couldn't paint this side greener because you were standing on it.
Q> Why is english the hardest language to learn?
because we've already learnt it
why is the sun yellow?
This is the first time i have read these and i haven't stopped laughing some of these are so funny thanks all..
It was black but nasa sent astronauts to paint it yellow because they got bored of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by feelingyellow
Q) Why are the seas blue and rivers green?
because they fancied a change
Q) Why do rabbits have pink ears?
because the rabbit fairy came along and tripped over a daisy and accidenly waved her wand over the ears ... turning them pink (lol dunno)
Q) Why is bread called bread