Lmfao, rather funny =p
I do hope they get together though. They are destined =p.
Also, the Extreme Ironing team had better get the funding :crying:.
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Lmfao, rather funny =p
I do hope they get together though. They are destined =p.
Also, the Extreme Ironing team had better get the funding :crying:.
Erm, no, because that would involve stepping in the mess near the post box. They closed a road in the morning, then when people came home, they'd moved it so that it was closed from the other end, so they couldn't be bothered to go round and everyone went one wheel on the pavement ande one on the grass, so it's a big mess up there :lol:
Haha, 'bring at least a tenner next time,' like it. What's she going to do with the polos, chuck them at the dentist man if he doesn't see her for the money that she has? :rotfl: Next time they visit... I sense a sequel opportunity...
What the Dickens are you on about, Kim? :eek: lol Have you been drinking?!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim
I'm on about why the cheque isn't in the post, because to put it in there I'd have to go near that mess, as described above :lol: No I have not. I have not touched a drop since January.
2007, and Crazeeeeee and Kath (Chloe O’Brien) are sorting through their ‘extreme ironing’ equipment, at the British Extreme Ironing Headquarter, bought with the lottery funding which Kath has worked really hard to secure…
Crazeeee: This stuff is great, Kath.:D
Kath: Not only did I get lottery funding by threatening to torture the entire lottery committee, but I also managed to get the RentaPortaLoo company and the local abattoir to sponsor us! What a result, eh?!:thumbsup:
Crazeeee: (picks up shirt) What we have to have a picture of a portaloo on the front, and Bert’s slaughter house written on the back of our clothes???:hmm:
Kath: Yep, but just think of the ironing boards and extension leads we can get with the money…:nono:
Crazeee: O okay, Kath. :o
Kath: Also we have got a new member joining the squad. He’s a very enthusiastic and dedicated extreme ironist. He should be here any minute, Crazeeee, and I want you to mentor him.
Just then Mave appears from the shadows (which is a bit weird since its broad daylight).
Crazeeee: OMG.. its Mave Millets…:eek:
Crazeee grabs an iron, which happens to be close at hand and hurls it at Mave.
Crazeee: You swine, my mate Tabbie is in bits cause she thinks you are no longer keen....No one messes my mate about :angry: (Crazeee throws another iron at Mave)
MAve: OUCH! I can explain...please put that ironing board down...:eek:
Crazeeee rings up Tabbie, from hospital….to tell her about meeting Mave at the Extreme Ironing headquarters. Mavey is laying on a hospital bed in A&E rather concussed, having received several blows to the head from the irons Crazeee threw at him.
Crazeeee: (Tabbie the plum has her phone switched off, so Crazeee gets put through to voicemail) Tabbie, its Crazeee if you get this message can you erm…hop on a train and get to the Little Mermaid Hospital as fast as you can. It’s really important.:cheer:
Nurse Katy: Excuse me dear, but did you come in with a Mave Millets?:hmm:
Crazeee: OMG..he hasn’t died has he?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
TO BE CONTINUED...
Lol very funny but omg have you killed Mave?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Abbie
Aw..bless Abbie, you concern for Mave is touching...:wub: lol
All shall be revealed soon (erm not totally sure whats going to happen myself yet). :lol:
Lol well you just cant kill a main character
O' really?:p Anyway even if I did kill Mave off there's still prom boy! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Abbie
BTW...not giving anything away, I might or might not kill him off...depends on my mood at the time and if my going for a big tear jerker finale..:crying:
Oh my god, Mave could be dead! :eek: Crazeee, how could you! :eek:
She fancied going to join grandchild number 1. :rotfl: Ooo, Mave is not flavour of the month.
:cheer:
Lmfaooo, oh dear. I'm erm, sorry... really I am (muhahaha). Never mess with Tabbie! :p
Crazeee: OMG..he hasn’t died has he?! :eek:
Nurse Katy: Erm…no he isn’t dead.
Crazeee: Phew…Thank crunchie for that!:rolleyes:
Nurse Katy: He just wondered if you would take him in a packet of hula hoops.
Crazeee: Ofcourse…erm nurse is he going to be alright?
Nurse Katy: The faith healer is in there with him at the mo, but I think soooo then again he could have relapse at anytime….:confused:
Crazeeee goes and purchases a packet of hula hoops, then takes them to Mave…
Crazeee: Hiya Mavey, erm…I am so very, very sorry about chucking irons at your head.:o
Mave: Oh don’t worry about it….I know its an extreme sport!!! Plus I practise my extreme ironing in the local park and the chavs are always throwing their empty cider bottles at me…
Crazeee: oh right, but an empty bottle wont hurt as much as an iron…
Mave: When they attach a brick to it, it does!
Crazeee: Ouch! Well Mave, Im truly sorry but you have been messin’ my mate, Tabbie around somewhat.:mad:
Mave: I know…I do want to meet her but Im totally broke at the mo, so cant take her anywhere nice and I really want our first date to be special.
Crazeeee: Aw…that’s sweet, but that doesn’t excuse the fact you lied to her, and about the chuckle brothers of all people!!!! You know she loves the little one!
Mave: Oh she knows they didn’t really fly out to Australia to appear on Im a celeb?:o
Crazeee: Erm no, she saw them on loose women talking about their new musical and was gutted…
Mave: I didn’t mean to upset her…btw crazeeee why can I see two of you???
Crazeee shouts for the nurse
Kim the faith healer enters the room
Kim: Can I help you?
Crazeee: Yeah, he seems to be suffering with double vision…
Kim: well he has had a nasty blow to his head, caused by an iron, I believe..
Crazeee: Erm well these things happen…is he going to be alright?
Kim: well Ive placed some crystals around the room, but its sooo hard to tell if he has brain damage or he is normally this dense…:rotfl:
Just then Tabbie appears at the door. :eek:
:rotfl:! Loved how you got dense into there! Found it funny how i asked for a pack of hula hoops and just forgave Lea straight away despite her nearly killing me! :rotfl:
:cheer: He's alive :D
Kim is rather weird :lol: But he's naturally dense lmao :p Joke.
Great stuff :D
Tabbie walks in to the room.....Kim, Crazeee, and Mave (with a massive bandage on his head) all stare at her...
Tabbie: (runs straight over to Crazeee) Crazeeee, are you alright? I got your message and it mentioned being at a hospital!:eek:
Crazeee: Erm...Tabbie, I think you should sit down...
Tabbie: OMG..you havent only got six months to live, or something worse like tickets to see a gangster rap gig featuring a real driveby shooting?
Crazeee: No, but I have got a surprise for you....(points to Mave)
Mave: Hi Tabbie, its Mave...:D
Tabbie: OMG....:eek: (Tabbie faints)
4 hours later.....Tabbie is laying on Dave's bed. Crazeee and Dave are sat close by...Kim is doing a healing dance in the corner with a bunch of tulips.
Crazeeee: Are you okay, Tabbie?:hmm:
Tabbie: My head is sore...:sick:
Crazeeee: yeah, looks like you'll have a fantastic bruise on your forehead too!
Tabbie: erm..excuse me, I dont mean to be rude, but who are you?!:confused:
TO COME...
Will TAbbie remember anything????
Where the hell is Florence?
How does D1 help save the day?
PM me with the answers as I havent got a clue....Im making this up as I go along...:lol:
:lol: omg they met but tabbie cant remember!!!
Uh oh.. amnesia :eek: Not the best luck in the world have they :lol:
Can't wait for more :D
Back to the future in 2059 and Crazeeee has just had a visit from the police….grandchild number 1 has escaped from prison, and set fire to erm…London!:eek:
Grandchild No5: please tell us the rest of this very interesting story grandma.:cheer:
Crazeeee: well okay, settle down, and I’ll tell you the rest of the story before we have the TV news crews and papers sniffing around here wanting info on that very naughty grand child no1. Now where was I?:hmm:
Grandchild No 8: Erm…you had got to the part where Tabbie had just got amnesia, and could not remember who you were granny Crazeeee!
Crazeeee: That’s right, we all thought she had developed some sort of mental block…maybe to block out the shock of seeing Mave in the flesh. Anyway, just when we thought she woulds never recover…Mave’s friend D1 had an idea….
Oh gosh to London lmao :lol:
ooo what's the idea :cheer:
Not telling you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
(I havent got a clue myself yet!!!):lol:
Oh no, i hope Tabbie starts remembering things! And that Grandchild Number 1is a rebel setting fire to London! :eek:
I have ideas, were you serious? Oh, it had to be me to mention dense. :lol: I don't dance... Am I Lea, I haven't set fire to anything yet. :cheer:
Lol :lol: set fire to the whole of london, now that is something!
At the Little Mermaid Hospital for Sick People….Tabbie lays in a bed trying to remember whats happened soooo far on Lost….
Crazeeee enters with a bunch of grapes…
Tabbie: hullo there, erm Lazeeeeeee
Crazeeee: Its actually, Crazeeee, but hey never mind that was closer than yesterday when you called me Marion.
Tabbie: Im soooo confused.:confused:
Crazeeee: I know, but your memory will come back soon…
Tabbie: I hope sooo the faith healer said I needed to chant ‘fried eggs, fried eggs’ on a daily basis as it would help.
Crazeee: erm..well I guess anything’s gotta be worth a go!
Tabbie: where’s that fella gone, the one with an iron shaped mark on his head, who wears skirts and is a little dense?
Crazeee: Oh you mean Mave, you wont remember but he is actually the love of your life! I think he has popped down to the new Millets for something, not sure what…but he’ll be here sooooooon.
Just then Mave pops up….
Mave: Hey, Tabbie how are you feeling? I want you to meet my bestest mate.
D1: Hiya Tabbie, Im D1.. erm...Mave's bestest mate, and I think I may have an idea how to help get your memory back!
oooooo I wonder what D1's plan is
I love it when a plan comes together....
I cannot belive you are going to write about the time that I saved Maves Life (again)
What can I say...Im the special one!
As much as I luv a good romance story can I remind you that you are all supposed to be in training for the olympics. Did any of you take you're iron boards and irons up to mount snowdown at the weekend to practice :hmm: Mavey doll if you are bored you could always did a hole and try and connect jojo's skyplus to my cable supply so I can get skyone (just make sure no-one's see's you) and please stop throwing the equipment around you have know idea the lengths I had to go to get all that equipment.
So come on chop,chop get you're kit on the sun is shinning get up dem hills with you're iron's and boards. :rotfl:
:lol: I love your signature D1, great way to advertise it
At the Little Mermaid Hospital for Sick People….Tabbie lays in a bed trying to remember whats happened soooo far (I have the same problem)...
Mave and his bestest Mate, D1 have just turned up...and D1 seems to have a cunning plan to help Tabbie get her memory back....
D1: right, I have an idea, how to help you Tabbie, having read up about brain injury whilst studying to be a doctor at Cambridge University sometime ago…
Tabbie: You studied to be a doctor???:eek:
D1: Yep, but I left to pursue my dream of becoming the genius writer of a cutting edge, and extremely witty drama called Caught up with the waves, which btw I need to start posting more of to keep PB happy…oh and also because I wanted to work in Starbucks.
Mave: sooooooo D1, what is your idea?:hmm:
D1: Well Mave I got to thinking that we need to stimulate the brain to bring it out of the vegetative state its been in for these last few years…
Tabbie: But I only got amnesia yesterday, I think…
D1: Actually, I was talking about Mave.: :rotfl:
Tabbie: Oh right…
Mave: thanks a lot…
D1: Tabbie your problem is more straight forward…we just need to shock the brain back into working normally again…
Crazeeeee: excellent, sooo whats the plan of action?
D1: Well, Tabbie who’s the one person you would like to meet most in the whole world, after me ofcourse?:lol:
Tabbie: erm…I cant recall that at the moment to be honest…:o
D1 walks to the door and beckons the mystery character who has been stood in the corridor to enter the room….:eek:
I bet its the smallest of the chuckle brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well i hope it is at least :p
:rotfl: This is fantastic! "stimulate the brain out of the vegetative state it's been in for the last few years!" :rotfl: Trust you to write that in about me!
I bet it's MAVEEE :D:D:D Good stuff :p Bles D1 lamo
It has to be Florence. She can give her lamp as a present. :lol:
Everyone in the room turns to face the door, to see who D1 is beckoning in to the room. Just then…Prom boy walks in!!! :eek:
Prom boy: Hey TAbbie, I heard you lost your memory…
Tabbie: who are you?:confused:
Prom boy: Im the tall, dark and rather handsome fella that’s taking you to the prom.:cool:
Tabbie: what prom?
D1: Erm…excuse me here, but I have someone for you to meet, Tabbie and I haven’t got all day. I need to update my Charlotte Church fans website, CharlotteisLush.com.
Just then Tabbie sees smallest Chuckle Brother appear in the doorway….
Tabbie: OMG…I know who you are!!:D
Smallest Chuckle: to me…
Tabbie: to you!
D1: I just knew this would work…
Tabbie: you are Ronald McDonald!!!!:cheer:
D1: Erm..then again…:wall:
Tabbie: Im only joking, its my hero..the smallest Chuckle Brother!:thumbsup:
Tabbie looks over at Mave, who happens to be applying his free sample of spot cream, to his erm…face, and dribbling…
Tabbie: And I remember now who you are….you are Mavey!:love:
Mave: (in an excitable state) Yay, Tabbie, you seem to have got your memory back!!!
Who will TAbbie chose.....dark, tall and handsome Prom boy or Mave the dribbler? lol
LOl I was right, and prom bot made an appearence lol
Lmaoo good old Smallest Chuckle brother.. is that Paul or Barry?
Glad Tabbie has her memory back.
:p The smallest is called PaulQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
Noooooooooo, Barry was the smallest one, Im quite sure...:hmm: lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Abbie:p The smallest is called PaulQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
Call Youself a fan, Tabbie! :lol: