Cringe stories

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Originally Posted by Rain_

I was shopping in B&Q when my son was 2 years old. I had gone with my mum to pick out a new kitchen. I hadn't realised that my son had managed to get out of his pram straps and had wandered off. A section manager came over to us and asked were we missing anything. Looking down at the pram i realised it was empty. I asked the manager if he had seen my son to which he replied "that will be the little boy sat on the display toilet on the next aisle with his trousers round his ankles asking passing shoppers if they have any toilet paper i presume"

I died and ran out of the shop leaving my mum to deal with it all !:o

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omg thats classic...:lol:

thats so funny

did you get fined though?

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Originally Posted by Kim131

They are, I was saying that they are embarrassing moments, not things that annoy you.

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oh right, sorry i got a bit confused i think it must of been the way i was reading .

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Originally Posted by diamond1

omg thats classic...:lol:

thats so funny

did you get fined though?

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No but my mum got a stern talking to on the topic of childcare...lmao

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A stern talking to??

really!? your son is only two years old ..by the sounds of it you took your eyes of him for a minute who in the world can blame anyone for that I can understand them being a bit p'd off but theres need to slate anyone as a parent:angry: ...I bet that manager bloke aint got kids


-either have I for that matter but still....:angry:

At least he used a toilet!!! That should have got some brownie points really! lol Oh bless! I mean, he could have just squatted on the floor in the middle of an isle and done the deed.:lol:

I nearly had a bad experience similar to that, yonks ago, with my little nephew, my own fault really I was suppose to be babysitting him and instead decided to take him to the student uni bar (oh those were the days). Lets just say he's the youngest person ever to be barred from there. lol

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Originally Posted by pinkbanana

I nearly had a bad experience similar to that, yonks ago, with my little nephew, my own fault really I was suppose to be babysitting him and instead decided to take him to the student uni bar (oh those were the days). Lets just sat he's the youngest person ever to be barred from there. lol

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:eek: nooo omg lol thats so funny,

did your uncle and aunt find out??

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Originally Posted by diamond1

:eek: nooo omg lol thats so funny,

did your uncle and aunt find out??

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Oh noooooooo, thats why Im still breathing! lol

I had to bride him with alot of sweets though, and that red telly tubby doll Poo - very appropriate under the circumstances really!:D

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Originally Posted by pinkbanana

Oh noooooooo, thats why Im still breathing! lol

I had to bride him with alot of sweets though, and that red telly tubby doll Poo - very appropriate under the circumstances really!:D

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OH you are very lucky I take it,

I have never crossed any line concerning kids but I did get drunk one night and ran home starkers?erm what esle have I done well throwing up in several peoples houses,putting my neghbours window with a shoe aimed at my window,falling down a manhole,falling in a lake,flashing people on a bus and hitting a bouncer was all very cringe worthy but Im sure that counts under the title 'being drunk'

oh heres one coming onto a teacher for a better grade at school...thats so cringe worthy belive me it went round the school quicker than any other rumor before me

EDIT just to clarify the teacher was disgusted and suspended me and I am not that sort of person, at the time i thought it would be a laugh

Oh my God :eek: you are a mental case D1, and I mean that in the nicest possible way! lol