The National Television Awards 2013

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Originally Posted by parkerman

Yes, well I was hoping not to cause the loser any distress this year but then if I didn't offer you would both lose out not just one of you.....

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Well if Shiv can get four tickets t hat would solve it

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Originally Posted by parkerman

Yes, well I was hoping not to cause the loser any distress this year but then if I didn't offer you would both lose out not just one of you.....

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Everyone calm down.. I have tickets for you all.. I was holding out to see who would ask me so it looks like I am going with moonie.. Alan and Parkerman, you too are going to be sitting with the EE crowd now for not been gentlemen

Oh Shiv can we sit with the sexy ones from Hollyoaks The men obviously!

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Originally Posted by moonstorm

Oh Shiv can we sit with the sexy ones from Hollyoaks The men obviously!

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Another fantasy shattered

Oh dear Alan, so sorry to dissapoint. But a girl has to have a wee weakness.

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Originally Posted by moonstorm

Oh dear Alan, so sorry to dissapoint. But a girl has to have a wee weakness.

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Is that a polite way of saying you have a bladder problem

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Originally Posted by moonstorm

Oh Shiv can we sit with the sexy ones from Hollyoaks The men obviously!

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That's ok, Alan and I can sit with Dot and Cora from Eastenders.

Bet you're jealous now.

Ok, now so I am an incontinent OPA, with jealously problems now!! Think I'll start drinking, that way I won't hahahahaha.

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Originally Posted by parkerman

That's ok, Alan and I can sit with Dot and Cora from Eastenders.

Bet you're jealous now.

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Preferable tothe Blessed St.Ella

You can always have Kym Marsh if you prefer, Alan.