Great:). More asap please:)
Printable View
Great:). More asap please:)
lol, fab! more soon please :cheer:
fab! more soon!!! :D
*They go upstairs, squee*
ALFIE: Well, i didn't think you'd forgive me this qui-
KAT: STFU! Why the hell did you put your hand up?
ALFIE: Because that's a fake registrar and he's really crazy crazy David Walliams?
KAT: What, the one with the disappointed horse?
ALFIE: .... Yes. Anyway, I'm kind of still married to my first wife please don't kill me.
KAT: ....
ALFIE: I might have got to the solicitors in time yesterday if you hadn't actually handcuffed me to the bed. So, technically, this is all your fault.
KAT: RAAAAA!
ALFIE: *squeaks*
KAT: You realise I've had 2 weddings now and you've managed to ruin them both? What is this, some kind of fetish?
ALFIE: I'm sorry...
KAT: Damn right you're sorry!
ALFIE: I love you....
KAT: I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!
ALFIE: *cries*
-----
more tomorrow evening gotta go
Everytime she writes one, all you peole ever do is say "More soon ASAP!" :hmm: All take & no give! :p
Yeah well, it's a brilliant script:)
lol, that was fab :cheer:
and you can please do some for tonight's ee as it was such a boring episode and i'll know you make it loads better :thumbsup:
Great More Soon Please!
Monday 28th November EE episode
Short because I can't even remember what happened, it was that boring.
JOHNNY: I meant what I said, yeah? Come within ten feet of Ruby and I keel you.
JULEY: Ten feet? *gets measuring tape out*
JOHNNY: I am totally not overprotective. At all.
MARTIN: I can't believe you got drunk last night.
SONIA: Oh yes, because that's so unusual for EastEnders. The only social event round here is going to the pub. Can you blame me?
MARTIN: Was that backchat? I think it was.
SONIA: Oh, shut up.
MARTIN: NO SEX FOR YOU!
SONIA: .... Gutted.
MARTIN: Hmph.
SONIA: Why are you so mad at me, anyway? Because I have one friend?
MARTIN: That's one more than I have! It's not fair! Plus, you said something to me last night when you got into bed drunk.
SONIA: Really? What was it?
MARTIN: *gives her the hand, turns away*
SONIA: ... What did I say?
PAULINE: They've arrested Betty!
SONIA and MARTIN: ....
*We do not actually find out what it was that SONIA said to MARTIN. I wish they'd stop it with the loose ends already.*
RUBY: Yay Juley I luv u!
JULEY: You speak in text-talk?
RUBY: Yay!
JULEY: Gr8.... NO SEX FOR YOU!
RUBY: ...What is with that today?
*Later*
RUBY: So, you dumped me?
JULEY: No!
RUBY: .... Well, make your mind up.
JULEY: I'm kind of attached to my kneecaps.
RUBY: Well, duh.
JULEY: ...
RUBY: So, we're still together?
JULEY: Yeah! Just tell no-one.
*RUBY promptly tells someone. Oops.*
RUBY: OMG Stacey me and Juley are in lurve, squee!
STACEY: Well, whoopie-doo.
SONIA: Naomi it's not fair! Me and Martin hate each other!
NAOMI: Aww! *hug*
*They make meaningful eyes at each other*
SONIA: ...Yeah, I think I should be going now.
NAOMI: *huskily* The question is... do you want to?
SONIA: Do I want to what? ...Oh.
*Snogginess commences.*
Thats fab:D