Because a man in the moon is doing magic
Q- why do fish swim
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Because a man in the moon is doing magic
Q- why do fish swim
cos they aint got no legs to walk
Q: why do teachers never admit when theyre wrong?
cos they are always right
why don't elephants like mice
cos theyre afriad that they will climb into their trunk
Q: why do people say its raining cats and dogs?
Because 'ants and frogs' doesn't have the same kind of ring to it.
Why is Choclate addictive?
cos the little choccie fairies can be rather mischevious (sp?) and like having a laugh so they put magial addictive dust into the choccie when they make it!
Q: why do parents when theyre telling you off for doing something say "if they jumped off a cliff would you do it too" when they know that of course i wouldnt?
LOL some of these are soo funny
because that is the only way that they can win an argument without actually getting you to jump off a cliff.
Why is healthy food so expensive
cos they want us to eat healthy food but they want to make a huge profit in the process
Q: why, if polar bears fur is actually black, does it look white?
because, they are so bad at painting ceilings that the gloss turned them white.
Q. what is the difference between being 16 and 17