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:angry: Windows movie maker is eeevil, it only does it in one format and the websites won't accept it so I can't upload it :crying:
In order to save the movies in a format that you can upload them, you have to go to save movie file and save your movie that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Bill Nye the science guy! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
...BIll Bill Bill Bill! *cheerleads*
:rotfl: It's slightly - slightly - slightly - s- l - slightly.... STFU, BILL! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
The Day Before Christmas Eve
KAT: Alfie I can't believe we're getting married on Christmas Day in the Vic it's so exciting squee!
ALFIE: ... That reminds me, must get divorced from my last wife.
KAT: What was that?
ALFIE: Nothing.
*They have a hen/stag night by themselves, just the 2 of them, in a restaurant, awww*
KAT: I bet you can't eat a hotter curry than me.
ALFIE: Baby, you're the hottest curry in this room.
KAT: ...
ALFIE: ... What?
KAT: That was the weirdest metaphor ever.
ALFIE: What's a metaphor?
KAT: Sigh.
ALFIE: Waiter! Waiter?
*The WAITER comes over*
WAITER: Yes?
ALFIE: Your hottest curry, if you please!
WAITER: Sigh. Whateverrr.
KAT: Hmph. Well, you can't outdrink me.
ALFIE: I can.
KAT: No, I could drink you under the table! Ha!
ALFIE: You could do a lot of things to me under the table. *wink*
KAT: ... Okay, what is wrong with you tonight?
ALFIE: Oh, nothing. Only I'm still married to my previous wife and we're getting married in two days and I'm so not a bigamist, I'm just unfortunate.
KAT: Ooh, our curry is here!
*ALFIE gets embarrassingly drunk and KAT takes him back to the Vic. Before leaving, she handcuffs him to the bed, because... she feels like it? I don't know.*
*The Next Morning (Christmas Eve)*
ALFIE: *wakes up, sees he is handcuffed to the bed* OMG what happened last night?
*KAT is not there. ALFIE is even more worried by this.*
ALFIE: Nooo I need to get to the divorce office thingy! It shuts soon! Damn you, kinky wife!
*He tries to get out of the handcuffs but can't.*
ALFIE: Oh, crap. I'd better shout someone. NANA- Oh no wait stop BAD IDEA SO VERY VERY WRONG.
NANA: *coming in* Yes, dearie?
ALFIE: No, don't come in! Just wait there! Please!
NANA: ... Have you had an accident again?
ALFIE: No! Just go and get someone, will you?
NANA: *gets GARRY*
GARRY: *chuckles* Well, lucky you.
ALFIE: STFU, FOOL.
GARRY: Well, this'll take a minute-
ALFIE: Hurry up!
*GARRY eventually gets ALFIE free by sawing the handcuffs in half*
ALFIE: Yay! Now, let's never speak of this again.
*They never do.*
Great:) More soon please:D
25th November episode (I'll do more of the Kalfie one in a min) This might contain some spoilers (in comedy form :D )
JOHNNY: Ooh it's a month til Christmas whooo!
RUBY: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
JOHNNY: Season's greetings to you too.
DENNIS: *is studly*
SHARON: *is damn lucky*
DENNIS: Yay let's do this money jar thing where we put a penny in every time we do it for the first 6 months and then take one out every time after that, squee!
SHARON: .... Yay!
DENNIS: *puts 3 pounds in*
ME: *jawdrop* 300? Damn, she really is lucky.
DENNIS: And that's just since yesterday.
ME: OMG! Blimey... *holds head*
*I suddenly realise that they are using pound coins instead of pennies, and I am very, very relieved.*
SONIA: I'm going out with Naomi.
MARTIN: What?!
SONIA: ... To the pub. Totally to the pub. *looks away, whistling*
MARTIN: Oh, that's alright then.
*SHARON and DENNIS stare happily at the money jar, which I was planning on calling 'the sex jar' but that would just be... too weird.*
SHARON: Look! A plot point! In six months time I wonder if we'll take money out of it.
DENNIS: Well, obviously. That's the whole point of the jar. I mean, duh.
SHARON: No, I mean wouldn't it be ironic if we said we were going to follow the instructions and all, but then one of us wasn't even here in 6 months time? Dead, even? Then I could sit here and stare at the jar and cryyyyy.
DENNIS: Woman, shut up!
JOHNNY: *is very, very evil*
RUBY: *writes him a cute letter about how she loves him and stuff*
JOHNNY: *is still very, very evil*
NAOMI: Nah, I just don't fancy Garry.
SONIA: *is surprised, for some reason* OMG why not?
NAOMI: I just don't...
SONIA: ... You're weird. You're not confused about your sexuality or anything, are you? Because I'm very kissable at the mo.
NAOMI: ... I'll bear that in mind.
JOHNNY: *pretends to be friends with JULEY* Ruby, go wait in my office, will you? It has amazing CCTV powers. In colour and everything.
RUBY: Okay!
*But oh noes! JOHNNY's Terrible Hand Of Death and Doom reappears*
JULEY: Man, what the hell?
JOHNNY: You'd be surprised what I can do with this thing. It has amazing powers - I can lift people over railings on a bridge and chuck them off it, for example. Using only this one hand.
JULEY: Eek!
JOHNNY: Yes - it's Johnny's Super Hand! I ought to copyright that.
RUBY: *watching on CCTV* That's kind of a long handshake... Eh, I'm sure it's perfectly normal.
:rotfl: fab! more soon please :cheer:
Great, more soon please.
*Christmas Day - the day of Kat and Alfie's wedding. Alfie still hasn't managed to get divorced from his previous wife. I'd say he was cutting it a bit fine, wouldn't you?*
ALFIE: Gah Kat will hate me forever nooo!
SPENCER: What's up?
ALFIE: Um.. you know that other woman I used to be married to?
SPENCER: Liza?
ALFIE: Yeah - well, the thing is... we're still married.
SPENCER: OMG!
ALFIE: Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. I know! I'll get a fake registrar in so Kat thinks we're married but we're not really!
SPENCER: ...
ALFIE: That's a brilliant plan! *pats himself on the back*
SPENCER: ... There's so many words for "plonker" in the English language, I can't quite choose one.
KAT: Yay we're getting married... Alfie I love you lots and lots...
ALFIE: *cries*
THE FAKE REGISTRAR: *is AKA David Walliams, whooo!*
KAT: I'm so happy, nothing could spoil this moment! Don't you think so, Alfie?
ALFIE: ... Mmm.
*You'd think someone would notice that one of the members of the Light Brigade just before the charge into the Valley would have looked happier than ALFIE, but somehow KAT doesn't even notice.*
THE FAKE REGISTRAR: Disgruntled badger painting, anyone? Oh - if you have a problem, blah de blah, speak now or forever hold your peace.
ALFIE: *closes his eyes and raises his hand*
KAT: WTF?