INT: RED RUM PUB- Evening
James is sitting at the bar, staring into space. A 30 year old, sophisticated woman walks in, and stands close next to him.
Woman: Hi, sorry to interupt your... whatever you're doing!
James: No problem :cool: Can i help you with anything?
Woman: Its just... I'm just passing through, and i wondered if i could have the pleasure of a decent mans company. Interested?
James: You can have whatever "pleasures" you, as far as i'm concerned!
Woman: So forward, aren't you?! :D
James: Well... When a woman like yourself is standing 20cm away from me.. how can i bloke resist?
The woman moves forward, their lips nearly touching..
Woman: Do we serve ourselves in this pub? Theres no one serving..
James: I'd serve you anyday!
James goes in for a kiss, when Amy walks in. She walks around the bar, and pulls James away by the back of his jacket, just as their lips touch
Amy: And this is...?
James: Sorry, i didnt catch your name..
The woman goes to speak, but Amy interupts..
Amy: You were about to cheat on your wife, without knowing the sluts name!
Woman: Excuse me? Have you looked in the mirror recently? You have the liberty to call ME a slut?!
Amy slaps the woman hard around the face, and pushes her out of the door
Amy: What the hell did you think you were doing?!
Amy pulls him around to the back of the pub...
James: I dont know.. I just... Got tempted..
Amy: Best you can do, right? Your wife is about to have chemo tomorrow, James!
James: I know..
Amy: How could you even think about cheating on her the night before that?! You need to have a serious think about what the hell you are doing, James!

