Cool. Mre asap please:)
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Cool. Mre asap please:)
*The next morning*
*KAT and ALFIE wake up next to each other*
KAT: Good morning....
ALFIE: Very, very good morning.
KAT: Yay, we did it!
ALFIE: *huge grin* Finally...
KAT: *stops* I meant that we realised we loved each other.
ALFIE: *quickly* Oh yeah, that's what I meant.
KAT: I wonder what happened to Andy.
ANDY: *has slept on a park bench outside the Vic* Woe.
ALFIE: Ah, don't worry about him. You've got me now...
KAT: *happy sigh* Yay...
ALFIE: So, erm, did... you like it...?
KAT: I'm not answering that... you'll be wanting marks out of ten in a minute.
*She actually said that on the show, tee hee*
ALFIE: *puts a little notebook and pencil away sadly* Oh. Okay then.
KAT: Hmm, maybe I'd better get dressed.
ALFIE: Please don't.
KAT: What?
ALFIE: You don't have any clothes over here, that's what I said.
*Later, LITTLE MO comes over to the Vic*
LITTLE MO: Kat I wanted to know how you were and if it'd be okay if I stole your husband two years from now?
KAT: I'm fine - guess what! Me and Alfie got together!
LITTLE MO: *appears to be amazed, despite the fact that KAT is wearing ALFIE's kimono and is otherwise naked, and obviously stayed the night* Oh, that's great!
ALFIE: Oh, it was.
KAT: *elbows him* And we're gonna get married!
ALFIE: We are?
KAT: ...
ALFIE: We are.
Great. More soon please:D
it's all fab but especially like this line ^ next part soon please! :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
I was in an exam today and I couldn't think of a word until 2 mins before the end when I remembered it - you know how I always say "yay!" in these scripts? Well I nearly did in the exam :D But I stopped just in time... I think that means I've been saying it too much...:rolleyes:
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*There is a scene involving ALFIE talking to LITTLE MO - he is worried about the size of the engagement ring he's bought KAT. This actually happened. I am not making this up. I say that just in case you think I am, and that I have a very dirty mind. Which I do, but hey.*
ALFIE: *he and LITTLE MO are stood round the corner so we can't see them and this just adds to the double entendre-thingy* Do you think it's big enough?
LITTLE MO: Of course it is.
THE VIEWERS: OMG! WTF! Am I on the right channel here?
ALFIE: It isn't, it's tiny... what if she doesn't like it?
LITTLE MO: Oh, she will. Trust me.
THE VIEWERS: Oh dear God this is disturbing.
*The camera pans round the corner*
THE VIEWERS: Nooooo! Don't go there! Pleeeeease!
ALFIE: But it's no good her having a tiny engagement ring, is it?
THE VIEWERS: OMG... Phew! *relieved*
THE SCRIPTWRITERS: Ha! You all have dirty minds! Fancy imagining something like that!
*And after that... rather disturbing scene, we go to:*
KAT: Alfie I want a Christmas wedding.
ALFIE: I don't know if I'll be able to work that out-
KAT: Perhaps I didn't make it clear. I want a Christmas Day wedding, or you will NEVER GET IN MY PANTS AGAIN. Okay?
ALFIE: ... Okay.
:rotfl: . Great, more soon please.
:lol: that was fab!!! more soon please :cheer:
It's great,please do some more soon!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
I just thought of a brilliant idea for a video with bits from this script! I'll put it up soon as it's finished... :p
:eek: that sounds really cool! can't wait for it! :cheer: