Originally Posted by parkerman
Scene: The Arches. Present: Phil, Grant, Ruby, Danny and Jake.
Danny (waving a gun around): So, the Mitchell boys. Not so clever now are you? [He points the gun at a big red switch on the wall marked DANGER] What happens if I fire at this?
Phil: You'll blow us all up. That switch detonates a large bomb under the workbench.
Danny: Oh yeh? [Fires gun] The Arches blow up leaving five dead bodies.
Enter Johnny who says: Phew, lucky I was late for the meeting. Cue music.
(I decided to spare Johnny as at least Billy Murray is a good actor)