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Bry there is a spoiler thread to give away storyline, let us guess :rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Red Rum Upstairs Flat - Morning
Amy is in the bedroom, brushing her hair and putting on her make up on, Patrick walks up the stairs.
Amy: Patrick is that you...
Patrick: Yes Honey "Immm Hommmee"
Amy: A bit too late now!...Patrick you could have at least called to say you were staying out...
Patrick: Oh well I had to meet a mate, he was only in town last night...
Amy: Youve already used that excuse in the past month!
Patrick: Yeah well I have a lot of friends...
Amy: Of the female variety no doubt...
Patrick storms in...
Patrick: What i do and who i see is nothing to do with you! I wish you'd get this obsurb notion out of your head...i am not screwing anyone but you!
Amy: Oh darling, you say it so nicely...
Patrick: The amount youve had me trying in the past month for that ruddy baby...im too knackered to even think of an affair!
Amy: Oh how would i know that youd turn this around on me! This baby is not just for me....its for our future...
Patrick: Sounds like a way to secure our failing marraige...
Amy: And who's fault is that!?
Patrick: Look here woman...is it any wonder i spend nights out!? When all i get from you when im here is constant nagging about comitment and babies! Your more obsessed than "Ma Walton"!
Amy raises her hadn to him, but he grabs it...
Amy: I could...
Patrick: And i could do things to you...but sadly homicide is illegal in this country...even to depserate husbands such as myself!....
Kisses Amy on the hand
Patrick: "Darling..."
Amy sarcastically holds her heart romantically.
Amy: How Romantic....and "darling" if i ever find out youve cheated on me again...ill introduce your intimatley with a food blender...
Patrick: Ill make sure that you never find out then... (grins)
Amy finishes brushing her hair, and holds an appointment card for the Radioology Departmentr in her hands.
aw briliant
i dont like patrick lol he dont treat amy very nicely :p
Bachelor Boys House
Claire and Romeoe are cuddled up together watching Paul O Grady. The doorbell rings.
Claire: Oh can you get it hun?
Romeo: Yeah sure...ive gotta get tea on anwyays...
Romeo gets up and answers the door, its Emma.
Emma: Hiya, is Claire here?
Romeo: Yeah sure, come in...
Romeoe closes the door and goes into the kitchen. Emma walks into the longue.
Claire: Oh hiya Ems...what's up?
Emma: Nothing, just thought id come round and have a chat, seen as your not round ours much anymore...
Claire: Oh you know what Romeo is like...if i spend too much time away from him he gets grumpy...common have a seat.
Emma sits down on the sofa by Claire.
Claire: So then....hows your day been?
Emma: Alright you know...oh my god...this new lecturer has started at college...he teaches English and oh my god...he is so hot...
Claire: I see you move on fast...
Luqina walks down the stairs, evesdropping on Claire and Emma's conversation...
Emma: Oh well i know that me and Tom are never going to happen...
Claire: I knew it wouldnt work...i mean hes 10 years older than you babe...
Emma: Yeah but i was sure we'd made a connection...
Claire: What did he say to you then?
Emma: He didn't...i went down to the beachut, and he was "at it" with that slapper that hes seeing...
Claire: What Luqina..?...God she's doing everyones head in here...she thinks she owns the place.
Luqina has heard all of this. Romeo walks out of the kitchen and confronts her...
Romeo: I dont know about where you come from, but in this country its rude to listen to other people's conversations...
Luqina: (acting innocent) Oh Chris..erm...
Romeo: Im Romeo actually...and i think its about time you and me had a little chat dont you?
oooooo go romeoe
Bachelor Boys House
Romeo and Luqina are sitting at the kitchen table.
Luqina: Honestly Romyo I didn’t mean to listen in…but I heard my name that’s all…
Romeo: Roe –me –o….besides that’s not what I have an issue with here…
Luqina: Oh?
Luqina starts to curl her hair with her fingers and flicker her eyes
Romeo: You’ve only been here five minutes and your taking over…with the bags and having all the food and drink…
Luqina: Oh well Tom did say to make myself at home…
Romeo: There’s a different between make yourself at “our home” and taking over the ruddy house!
Luqina eyes Romeo up and down.
Luqina: Oh Im sorry Romyo…I didn’t mean to…I mean I didn’t even realise…
Romeo: That wont work with me….a bit of cleavage or flirtation…Tom and Chris may fool for it, but not me! I have a girlfriend in the next room thank you very much…
Luqina: I didn’t mean to…
Romeo: Yes you did…it might work for them but not for me…you’d better buck up your ideas, because im on to you…I know your game…I’ve known your type a million times over…and one word from me and Tom will see sense…now let this be a warning…shape up or ship out…
Luqina is lost for words.
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Originally Posted by bondboffin
:lol: i love them too! They kinda remind me of den and angie/chrissie!
this fab honey just caught up more soon x
Hi guys, this is the next part, that i said i'd post for Bryan. I wish i could write something as fab as this.....:)
Bachelor Boys House
Claire, Luqina and Emma are in the living room. Romeo walks in from the kitchen…
Romeo: We’re all out of eggs…I wonder why…(evils up Luqina) im off round the shops…
Luqina: Oh do you want me to go Chris…erm I mean Romeo?
Romeo: Forget it! Claire can you keep an eye on the kitchen whilst im gone…don’t want anything disappearing…
Romeo storms out the house. Claire walks into the kitchen.
Luqina: I hope I haven’t done anything to upset him…
Emma: Oh don’t worry, its Italian temper…he just explodes every now and again…
Luqina: Oh good…I don’t want to upset anyone…
Emma: So then…Luqina…what is that you do?
Luqina: What I do…oh im a hairdresser…
Emma: Oh cool, my mom used to be one…hence why my hair looks a mess.
Luqina starts to stroke Emma’s hair.
Luqina: Its beautiful hair…I wish mine was as nice as this…always wondered what it would be like to be a blonde…they say they have all the fun…
Luqina pulls hard on Emma’s hair and grabs hold of her mouth to muffle the sounds.
Luqina: Especially with other people’s boyfriends…now listen up you stupid little girl…cus I wont say it again….you leave well away from Tom, im all the woman he needs, he doesn’t need no stupid ugly little school girl going after him… what makes you think an ugly runt like you stands a chance with my man… go near him again and ill do more than yank your hair…ill pull out the bloody roots.
Luqina lets go. Emma gets up and rushes away towards the door.
Emma: (Panicked) Your mental you are…
Luqina: You’d better believe it Mrs…im onto a nice little earner here…and trust me “Ems”…this is one “slapper” that you don’t cross you get me!?
Emma runs out of the house. Claire hears the door slam and comes into the living room.
Claire: Where did Ems go?
Luqina: Not sure…think she said tea was ready or something… talking of which what we got tonight?
Luqina smirks to herself.