no i like johnny hes just out of order to tina and ruby
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no i like johnny hes just out of order to tina and ruby
Billie: No you shut up!!
last nights to Grant and Phil
Johnny to Dennis: Well here we are the dream team
That made me laugh, them the dream team!
xxx
Stacey:(About dennis) Yeah... well's he's had the mother the daughter, why not throw in a cousin un all!
Stacey: (About zoe and den) I aint the one what burried a stiff! (something like that!) lol
Johnny: Go home, take a Valium and calm down.
Sharon: 'Can't sleep?'
Chrissie: 'Arghh!' :eek: *drops water* :lol:
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Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
that was good, sharon scared the hell outa of me too!
lol dont remeber that one. Must have nodded off. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
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but who cleared the water up ?????????
she just went back off to bed and left it. and it cant have been sharon
that what puzzled me the most i even watched the omnibus tday to see if she actually did undo it and yes she did!
It was right at the beginning of Friday's episode lol :)Quote:
Originally Posted by xXxJessxXx
Missed the 1ST bit.. :(
Dennis: I spoke to the police. It doesn't matter that she's gone, they've got no reason to detain her.
Sharon: Oh well that's it, we'll never see her again.
*Seconds later Jake & Chrissie walk through the door*
Dennis: Never say never.
Sharon: It doesn't matter where she goes does it, nothings changed, the police won't do anything.
Stacey- You're not a loser you're more of a waster
Kat - oh sit down will ya!
Grant - only if you get up on my lap
Dennis: life's no good with-out you
Grant: You can bite all you want....Ouch
:rotfl: lol i remember that one! I was liek he aint so hard now is he! lol Bit wimp!Quote:
Originally Posted by Angeldelight
I loved kats other one liner to Grunt, when he replied 'Only if your handing out the punishment' or something like that
Phil: Your gonna have some very nasty questions coming your way!
Stacey: whats that... quiz night at the vic!
Ian: You insinuating my staff have hygeine porblems?
Mo: Insinuwhatsits! i was just having a laugh!
Jonny: Stay there Jake!
Phil: You gonna taught him to roll over and play dead too!
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and the one about the coat
phil: But he threated (sp) you
Grant: what i am ment to be scared
Sharon: if curly sue gives me one more smile :rotfl:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh hu the heck is curly sue!!LOL(i know!!)
phil:grant stay out of this ive got it all in hand
grant:yeah right and whats your next party trick?crawling around the office on all fours?
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phil:he blames mum for shooting her mouth off
grant: so thats what its all about huh?daddy in a paddy
Grant: Get your coat
Phil: No
Grant: Get your coat
when Peggy know something going on
Peggy: what going on
Billy: grant was going out
Peggy: where
Phil: to the bookie
than he talk about his friend Toast
phil:thanks for pitching in at the end there
grant:i finished him off
phil:after i softened him up
ignore! :rotfl:
Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:
Sharon: Im not the first women in ya life but it'll certainly me the last! Thats what you said to dad werent it! (Whack!) Probbaly not the first time someone's done that to ya and i hope it wont be the last! :eek: :rotfl:
Grant has had some great lines. :( :( I'm going to miss him so much when he leaves.Quote:
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Billy can be silly sometimes
yea that bit was so funny poor billy he is a scatter brain at timesQuote:
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I found these on a website about Jessie Wallace, they're all Kat ones
Anthony: Now Kat, we have our positions to consider.
Kat: We’ll talk about positions later!
Kat to Alfie;
Kat: I love a man on his knees.
Kat - Alfie you didnt have to do that.
Alfie - I know I didn't but I just thought it would be better off in your dads fund rather than mine.
Kat - Well you know what they say, one good turn deserves another...
Alfie - Hold on Kat were you taking me?
Kat - Where does it look like?
Alfie- Yeah but what about the bar-
Kat- Tracy can cope for half an hour.
Alfie- You know you are a filthy woman Kathleen Moon...
Kat- You better believe it baby.
Alfie- Right come on I'll race you. (they run upstairs)
Kat (to Alfie): I've had two wedding days now and you've ruined them both!
Big Mo: 'Careful Ian! Someone might set their hamster on ya!' :eek: :lol:
oh i say jim branning... tonights episode was getting a bit filled with the double entendres...
johnny (to juley): its not the only thing you like to other to underaged girls....
billy (to honey): see things with me, they start off small and grow bigger
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"What's this? Music to slash our wrists by?"
Welcome back, Stacey!
Naomi: 'Martin is about as interesting as a bowl of porridge!' :rolleyes: haha, what a cheek! :eek: :lol:
lol, that was hilarious and true!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Garry: 'What's Minty got that I aint?!'
Stacey: 'Personality for one!' :rolleyes: Typical Stacey! :lol:
Martin: 'I can't believe im hearing this!' :eek:
Naomi: 'Yeah well try harder!' :rolleyes: :lol:
Johnny: 'Don't you think it's a bit noisy in here? Can't you turn the music down!'
(hang on a minute... doesn't this bloke work in a nightclub?!!) :rolleyes: :lol: