just had this random thought...imagine the whole hotel of germans watching you reading it and getting gripped and then slowly it becomes a global cult! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
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just had this random thought...imagine the whole hotel of germans watching you reading it and getting gripped and then slowly it becomes a global cult! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
ah ha.. not a bad idea.. you will have to start writing a german version, course it would have to be unfunny :rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
dont mention ze war!Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
I will try not to when I am over there :rotfl::rotfl: i showed my partner that episode and he found it very very funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
what of devon seas or fawlty towers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
fawlty tower but I have told him all about devon seas and I am getting all your scripts together when I get back so he can read themQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
oh cool lol, i reckon i should start a petiton to send to the bbc with peoples demands for it to be aired! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
Or you can send to BBC and ITV, your concepts and ideas are good enough to be put into any soap...Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Posting on behalf of BondBoffin as he is unable to post!!!
Greasy Gary’s – Night
A worker is clearing up the café. The bachelor boys are once again on the computer.
Worker: Ill be closing in a few minutes lads…
Romeo: Oh ok..we wont be long…come on then lets have a see who’s replied?
Chris: 3 replies! Go you mr love machine!
Tom: We haven’t opened them yet…
Chris: Number 1: Helga…she’s blonde…big bosoms…
Romeo: Sounds good…
Chris: But she’s fat, 50 and a German!
Romeo: Hell no!
Chris: Number 2: Rachel…22….London….ding dong look at her, what a stunner eh?
Tom: Let’s look at her info…
Romeo: (reads from page) Im opening to trying new things, how ever erotic…but be warned anyone who messes with me will end up with their….
Chris: Okay then maybe not… one more left lets hope for a bit of luck with this one…
Romeo: Alex…
Tom: Oh I like that name…
Romeo: Not when it’s a bloke!
Tom: You what!? I thought you said this was straight dating…
Chris shrugs in confusion.
Tom: Honestly this is just daft! I cant believe I even let you talk me into this! I think I’ll choose someone for myself…
Romeo: Okay but there’s always Helga is you don’t find anyone!
The lads laugh.
Red Rum Public House - Night
Val walks into the pub with James, she is totally in a daze. Margaret, Josie and Annie are in the pub and shout over to Val.
Margaret: Oi! Val love…
Val: Margaret?
Margaret: We were just wondering when you were re-opening, because I mean we’ve got to go all over to Torquay for our weekly term, and it’s a bit to…
Val: I’m not
Josie: What? Your not re-opening?
Val: No ladies I’m not…
Annie: Oh how come love?
Val: Because I’m in serious debt if you all must know. And thanks to Tanya Donagoon, who couldn’t be bothered to put out her cigarette, I’ve got no option but to sell my lively hood.
The old women mutter some sympathy.
Margaret: Poor love…honestly them Taylor rule the place…and where they don’t rule they destroy, I bet you any money Richard will try and nab that hairdressers…in fact I bet they plotted it.
Val: I don’t know…but when Tanya finally resurfaces, I’m not gonna let her forgot that in a hurry.
Tanya: Is that a fact Val?
Tanya walks into the pub, followed by Richard and Gary. Val gives her a murderous look…
thanks for posting that layne! your a star! layne will be my weekly wednesday night 2nd part poster as i have to go out to scouts.
stay tuned for todays double episode, posted later when i return from the cinema!