Jessie Wallace superb, so funny. Phil or should i say Malcolm :D
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Jessie Wallace superb, so funny. Phil or should i say Malcolm :D
The Kat Slater Gang take part in the most hilarious robbery ever seen on TV......What do you mean it wasn't meant to be funny?
i want them all banged upQuote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
shirley has it bad for phil that she'll do anything for him yet he treats her like crap
All of them, including that Halfway chappieQuote:
Originally Posted by lizann
Especially that Halfway chappie. A fine upstanding defender of the law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
halfwit arresting kush but the rest of the fast and furious get away despite all the coppers, farce
I'm not a policeman myself, but I think I might have thought of blocking the road with the police cars instead of parking them at the side.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
It seems to me that tonight's episode was written by the Weatherfield Primary School children on a trip down to London.
Maybe the Secretary of State for Education has tasked Primary Schools to help with scriptwriting for all soaps? :hmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
Halfwit is a disgrace. The Inspector was hopeless. He should have blocked the exit from the carpark.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
Kathy needs to remember that it was Ian who originally bought the cafe
While I think the dogpiling on Ian all the time gets ridiculous, (especially when you think some of the crap Max has pulled in his time) regarding the cafe it would depend if he bought it and put it in her name. I suspect this was the case and it would be regarded as a 'gift' to Kathy, therefore hers to do with as she pleases.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
who runs the albert when kathy drinking and tina looking for a bed or couch to crash on
There'll be a clone of Tracey on hand for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
is kush gone on the run?
All I can say is it's a good job the Eastenders scriptwriters weren't let loose on Morse or any other police series.
Is it the law in soapland never log out of your laptop?
I cheered when Kush thumped Callum.
computers and phones so easily hackedQuote:
Originally Posted by flappinfanny
He can't go on the run. Kat and the kids need him !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
Why doesn't the demented Detective inspector use a few brain cells.
Kat is his girlfriend
Kat is the cleaner
Kat took phil to the offices to help her.
The night watchman would be able to identify Phil. He needs to have a good chat with the night watchman.
Half remains hopeless and a disgrace. He should not be living with a gang of criminals. If he was serious about being a Police officer he should have asked to go to the other end of London.
Beale should kick Sharon out of the pub.
Halfwit remains hopeless. He should not be living with a gang of criminals. If he was serious about being a Police officer he should have gone to the other end of London
You are making the mistake of confusing the Walford police with a normal police force. They have a 35 year history of failing to investigate properly, missing what's under their noses, not following up on leads, arresting and prosecuting the wrong person and generally just doing everything wrong that that could do wrong. Why change now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
Ruby has got all the bedside manner of a baked potato.
I agree with all that. Kat drove everyone to the scene of the crime in her taxi. She left in one of the stolen cars, leaving the taxi at the scene. I want to know what she answered when the police asked her why she left her taxi at the scene of the crime. Halfwit continue to be an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
Does someone else work at the Launderette? Linda said she would see Sharon on her break, so presumably there must be someone else there or she would have to close it.
Karen did work there, Sonia is a nurseQuote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
Oh yes, I'd forgotten about Karen. And, sorry, I meant Sharon.Quote:
Originally Posted by tammyy2j
Thursday episode, there's a room at the Police Station with cameras to monitor everything but it won't be regarded as suspicious that all the cameras have been turned away....
I can kinda see Ian's point to Sharon regarding Phil, since it seems to be the bigger piece of scum you are in Walford the better you get on. Though if he trusts Suki he really is stupid.
On that note though, you have to laugh at Tina going on as though the Vic was a family heirloom. The Carters have been some of the shorter owners in the shows history. Not to mention the outrage about Ian being crooked, practically NO ONE in that show is above reproach. The Mitchells, the Slaters, Suki, Max, the Cottons, etc. They're practically all guilty of something.
Why do all phone calls began with, "Whoa whoa, slow down...."
has jay caught up with peter yet?
Sharon would be gutted that Beale hasn't left her everything in his will
Well that would answer Ian's question why Sharon stuck up for Phil. He always seems to be walking around with wads of money in brown envelopes (Phil that is). How a decrepit garage is doing this I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
Also, really I have no sympathy for Kat even trusting Phil to hold up his end.
Doesn't Halfwit have any Sergeants or an Inspector that tell him to go out on to the streets and do his job ?
So currently the following (at least) have all broken the law and not yet faced any sort of justice: Phil, Ben, Shirley, Sharon, Kat, Kush, Stacey, Halfwit, Ian, Suki, Sonia, Gray and Vinny.
It's good to know that Eastenders is setting such a moral tone in these difficult times......
What happened to the Honey story, I've no interest at all in Linda's costumes for autistic kids story which is an excuse for Max to be his usual self again, or Danny Dire turning while throwing out far too many cockney slang.
It's the Walford wayQuote:
Originally Posted by parkerman
That's what gets me, Ian is marked as being dodgy but he's nearly a saint compared to what some of the others are like.
Now we've got Ben laughingly thinking he's a hard man, it's well overdue time that the Mitchell's get taken down but they've got more character shields than Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones.
is gray still employed by his firm, on grieve leave?
The the guilty party get grieve leave ?Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
It's getting worse and worse. Eastenders has just turned into a completely farcical comedy cop caper. Mind you I am looking forward to the Keystone Cops turning up dressed in ill-fitting, unkempt uniforms in their jerky speeded up Tin Lizzie, with about 12 cops hanging on for dear life as they collide with one another around corners or become entangled in clotheslines, ladders, or folding tents while their facial expressions of dour dignity never change.
No, on second thoughts, that would be a far too realistic portrayal for Eastenders. Their cops are much more farcical than that.
Is there something in the Walford water where the most unlikely people think they're hard men, bald, old unhealthy Phil, Ben, now we've got Kheerat and even Suki trying the Darth Vader act.
Kat knocking out JackQuote:
Originally Posted by Jadefalcon
I was expecting the Benny Hill music to start playing, farcical, but it was funny and enjoyable.
Jessie Wallace and Steve McFadden were brilliant, Kat is not scared of Phil. I did laugh when Jack was hit on the head by Kat. :D
I'm not sure I am quite understanding this Mick and the children's home storyline. I mean, I know it is about him being abused by Katy, but what I don't quite understand is the way they seem to be talking about Shirley as his mother and abandoning him. But she was put in the care home as well and Mick didn't know until many years later that she was actually his mother and not his sister.
On another point, why is Max having to move out because Amy needs her own room. I thought all the houses round Albert Square had at least six or seven bedrooms. Space has never been a problem before!