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Pat: Steven don't take this the wrong way but are you being completely straight with me? I mean let's face it. You and reality don't see eye to eye sometimes".
Jane: "I'll tell you what happened Peter. This is not a burst appendix. This is a gunshot wound fired at me by your brother and her precious grandson".
Steven: "Get Lucy to shut up? Might as well ask the sun not to rise" - that was funny.
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Shirley: "Oh look there's a phonebox over there...I think I know the number of the police...9 something.."
Roxie: "I just need your opinion! Slutty..or....really slutty."
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Jane: Stephen, if you want to live here, rule number one; the only tarts in my kitchen have jam on the top!
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Tanya: Look what we have here, a bottle of whiskey 21 year old, we might as well drink it max likes them younger
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Chelsea to Clare - "Please Get Over Yourself" haha
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Mo to Charlie When Vivienne brought you home I thought: Christ, he is an even bigger porker than the last one. I can put you on a diet, let me do a Trinnie and Susannah on you. :lol: :rotfl:
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Jane - Ian, what are you doing?
Ian - Im getting the taste of the wine
Jane - Well stop it will you, its disgusting :rotfl:
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Christian: Your supposed to spit
Ian : I like to swallow
Christian: Too many jokes.
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Heather: I've really settled into Walford mummy, its a lovely place
Mother Trott: Lovely place? Its dog rough! :rotfl:
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Tanya to Stacey: Max is in bed he's ill. What you don't believe me? Pop up, jump into bed with him it'll be like old times :rotfl: