1. In 2000, a German traffic policeman interrupted Chancellor Gerhard Schroder in the middle of a meal at a posh restaurant in Berlin to ask him to move his armoured car, which was parked illegally. :lol: (What, no chauffeur?)
2. Workers at an Australian fish factory discovered a human head inside the belly of a cod. The search for a local fisherman who had fallen overboard was called off. :eek: :sick: (How big was this cod?)
3. Malcolm Storey from Southampton went out for a drink at his local - despite the fact he'd broken his back, pelvis, arm and nose. His mates wheeled his bed past security men and into the pub. :lol: