Mave, you plum! TAbbie doesnt really live in the bank! :lol: Just to clarify the situation for you, she is actually robbing the bank...but there is a reason behind it...which involves blackmail...:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Mave Millets
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Mave, you plum! TAbbie doesnt really live in the bank! :lol: Just to clarify the situation for you, she is actually robbing the bank...but there is a reason behind it...which involves blackmail...:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Mave Millets
Oh lol...sorry dumb moment i was having there! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by pinkbananaMave, you plum! TAbbie doesnt really live in the bank! :lol: Just to clarify the situation for you, she is actually robbing the bank...but there is a reason behind it...which involves blackmail...:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Mave Millets
Oh ok this is so werid, you making me I mean tabbie sound really bad :(
:rotfl: Dave can't believe you thought she lived in the bank, it was so obvious she was robbing it :lol:
Have just caught up :cheer: Good stuff. Poor grandchild no3. It's getting exciting with the robbery.. I wonder who the shadow is :eek: Am I gunna come along with my "comandeered lorry" now :lol:.
Basil Brush Nightingale, Mave's lawyer, looks shocked as Mave continues to tell the story……
Basil: And you really believed she lived in Barclays Bank?! :eek:
Mave: Erm…yes.:o
Basil: Maybe we could get charges dropped due to you being too dense to know what was going on! :lol:
Mave: well as soon as Tabbie used dynamite to blow up the safe, I could smell a rat.:thumbsup:
Basil: Soooo you didn’t realise you were involved in one of the biggest bank jobs this country had ever seen until that point? :eek:
Mave: Erm…that would be a no.:o
Basil: Soooo what happened next then, Mave?:hmm:
PB!!!!!!!
You really are making me sound bad....I mean tabbie :(
Flash back continued….
Mave and Tabbie are inside Barclays bank….
Tabbie: Im sooo sorry Mave, I didn’t want things to turn out like this…:(
Tabbie whips out some high explosives out of her hand bag and proceeds to blow up the bank’s safe…
Mave: (looks on) Woweee… but aren’t you meant to use fireworks outside?
Just then a figure appears from out of the shadows….
Tabbie: Ive kept my end of the deal. That’s the end of it right? I can go now?
Prom boy: You have done well, Tabbie, but I need your help to remove the money from the bank first.:cool:
Tabbie: What?! But you said if I broke in to the bank then that would be the end of it!:eek:
Mave: Erm…excuse me, but Tabbie and I are out on a date…do you mind
Tabbie (starting to cry) Oh Mave, you had better go, I don’t want you getting into trouble too
Mave: What trouble? Tabbie why are you crying?
Prom boy: (looks at Mave) Oi there you, help put the money into the wheel barrow.
Mave: What? This is illegal isn’t it? If you need money, couldn’t you just get cash back from Tescos?
Tabbie: Mave, this is a robbery. Prom boy has blackmailed me into taking part.
Mave: WHAT? HOW?:eek:
Tabbie: He was mad cause I said I wouldn’t go to the prom with him; I wanted to go with you instead….
Mave: well that’s understandable
Tabbie: Then he turned really nasty and said that if I didn’t help him pull off the biggest robbery that England has ever seen, then he would make sure me and family had to move back to….:crying:
Mave: OMG… where? :eek:
Prom Boy: Go on Tabbie, tell him….
Tabbie (crying and becoming slightly hysteria) SUNDERLAND!!!!
Mave: You evil swine! :angry:
Mave kicks Prom boy in the nuts….
Just then they all hear the sound of police sirens, which are getting closer and closer…
Tabbie: Oh we are all going to end up in some horrible young offenders institute, and I bet its one without Sky..how am I ever going to watch Lost again?
Just then Prom boy, who has slightly recovered from being kicked, smacks Mave over the head with a big bag of money. Mave collapses on the floor.
Prom boy: (laughs) soooo long guys….Im off, and thanks Tabbie for all your help! Enjoy prison you two!!!
Tabbie: Come on Mave, we have to get outta here before the police arrive!
Mave: I see dead people…I mean I don’t feel well.
Tabbie: come on we have to go….
Mave: you go Cabbie….I’ll be fine
[B]Tabbie in a panick, and on hearing the police cars pulling up outside, flees the bank
Tabbie(looks back): Im soooo sorry, Mave:(
Lmfaooo :rotfl:
"How will I see Lost" :lol:
Awww poor Mave though. Hope he gets off :eek:
:lol: That was very funny, But I just need to clear up a few things, the real prom boy is not evil, SUNDERLAND is not that bad and why did I...I mean Tabbie leave :(
How would I though, How would I live!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
You know how much i love to talk about lost