Devon Seas

RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE - DAY

Patrick is chatting to some random woman at the bar. Amy walks in from the back

Amy: Patrick love....

Patrick: What do you want now?

Amy: Well you can start by giving me some liquer

Patrick: as long as your on about the drinkable kind, as im not accustomed to giving you a public liking....

the random laughs at Patrick's joke

Girl: Who's she? one of your barmaids?

Amy: Try his wife, you little tart, get out your barred

The girl is shocked but she walks out. Patrick drags Amy out into the back

Patrick: Was there any need for that?

Amy: She was getting on my wick...and you didnt exactly stop her...

Patrick: You know me...i love to flirt...

Amy: Dosent mean i like you doing it tough, look i want a word...

Patrick: Try busy...

Amy: Try babies...

Patrick rolls his eyes in disaproval

Torbay Graveyard

The andrews follow the procession out into the graveyard. Emma is an emotioanl wreck.

Emma: Sorry dad i just cant do it....

Emma runs off crying, Claire goes after her...

Val's Hairdressers

Tanya turns the closed sign over for lunch, she lies down on the sofa and slwoly falls to sleep.

In walks Craig who lights a cigarette and puts it in Tanya's hands, it falls out of her hands and hits the sofa, the embers ignite....

Voice-Over of Priest: we commit our sister Belinda to the ground...

Various cuts of Val's hairdressers engulfed in flames

Priest: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...

Val's Hairdressers is now fully ablaze, will Tanya survive?

wow thats well good!! i liked 'youre barred' made me laugh :p

that was random, your barred, she never did nothing!!! lol
Your doing great again hunni, well done

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Originally Posted by Jessie Wallace

that was random, your barred, she never did nothing!!! lol
Your doing great again hunni, well done

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except flirt with her husband...or so the paranoid amy thinks, hes forever doing it infront of her, and after his countless affairs she's over jealous

nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!! :eek: Tanya has to survive... Sorry I am getting a bit carried away with this but it is brill.... :cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

Oh my god i hope she survives great job

HARVEY'S MOTORS

Craig is sitting at the desk, Chris is doing some work.

Chris: Eh boss, what did the coppers want?

Craig: What's it got to do with you?

Chris: I bet they've arrested you for robbing the bank of englang! (laughs)

Craig: Maybe if you spent asmuch time with your work as you do cooking up conspriacy theories, then id have justifaction for hiring you...

Chris: Can you smell smoke...?

Craig and Chris get up, Chris peers outside

Chris: Christ! Its val's place! It's on fire!

The pair run out onto the street, where crowds are gathering. Gary runs out of the cafe.

Gary: Oh god no! Tanya!

Chris attempts to run into the building. But Craig stops him...

Craig: No...I'll go...

Craig kicks in the door of the hairdressers and runs trough the salon. He coughs hard and picks up Tanya who is unconcious. He drags her outside and he collapses on the street coughing hard.

Gary: Oh thank god! Tanya, how are you?

Craig: (coughs) I think she'll be alright Gary....(coughs) just need to get her to a hospital

Gary: Thanks Craig...your a life saver!

Craig: No problems...

Craig smiles menacingly

Wow. Your soap is absolutley fantastic.

Thats great!!!

Torbay Graveyard

Val and James are by the Graveside dropping earth into the grave. Val's ringtone "FAME - I want to live forever" goes off. Embarassment all around.

Val - Hey Amy darl' whats up?...you what!?....how? when?....christ...yeah ill be right round...okay...bye

James takes Val to one side

James: Couldnt you turn that ruddy phone off for one hour!?

Val: Look love as much as id love to stand here throwing dirt at your mom all day ive got to go...the salons been burnt down...

James: What...how?

Val: God knows, but ive got to go...

James: You cant! Its mom's funeral!

Val runs off

James: Val!....Val!...great so much for the family paying their respects...

Torbay Graveyard

Emma and Claire are walking across the graveyard, Emma is whiping away the tears.

Claire: Are you sure your okay?...Look id better go back to the graveside before dad starts moaning...

Ems: (sniffs) okay then...ill wait by the car...

Claire walks off. Ems heads towards the car but bumps into someone whos placing flowers on a grave, its Tom.

Ems: Tom!?

Tom: Oh hi Emma, what are you doing here?

Ems: Oh it's erm Grans funeral...but well...

Tom: Couldnt bear it?.... dont worry some people cant...wanna talk about it?

Ems and Tom walk over to a bench and sit down.

Ems: Its weird becuase i thought she'd outlive us all...Belinda Andrews...the stubborn old battleaxe, i just never thought id have to say goodbye...

Tom: There's no timetable for death tough...it just hits us...when we least expect it...

Ems: I know but it seems so cruel, it came so sudden, if we'd known, we could have made it special, we coulda have done things...said things...

Tom: It dosent work like that sadly...

Ems: So why are you here?

Tom: Come to mom and dad's grave...its a year today...

Ems: Oh god yeah, i completley forgot...how you bearing up?

Tom: As good as i can i suppose...its like you say if only you could know in advance...they just were taken away so cruely...i mean when i had to go and see the wreckage i was...well i didnt know what to say... it had all ended so abruptly, was the normal start to the day, did the usual, said the usual, thinking id see them later on...but i didnt...

Ems: Look if you ever need anyone to talk to...i understand your situation...

Tom: Dya know what i might just take you up on that thanks...

The pair hug. Em thinks for a second, and realises she actually likes Tom, and smiles