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I hate using public toilets. Somebody always wees on the seat, really anoying when you're half cut and forget to wipe the seat before you sit down.

Is 'relieved' a cryptic clue? :hmm:

None of you have got it and 'relieved' does not refer to toilet :lol: just feeling better. :D

a bird had used them as a toilet? i know id go home if that happend to me!

are tired?

cant stand up properly?

are getting paranoid/panicky cos of too much drink?

No, none of this. Alcohol need not be involved. Any more clues and I have to spell it out for you :lol:

they gto work the next day and been at work all day and want to go home for a bath and relax?

Just give us the answer :lol: I'm all out of ideas.

:hmm: yeah men too. i been thinking about it too much bet its something we all do just dont think about it. haha:wall:

Alright 1 more go. They have forgotten their handbag or left their purse on the bus.

it rains and there hair goes curly (and not in a good way)

menstrual cramps