Stella: Mr Mitchell, I would like you to break my door down please
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Stella: Mr Mitchell, I would like you to break my door down please
Stacey Bradley is proper
Sean He's a James Bond fanatic! He's proper alright!
Sean Eviction order next, changing the locks, it's fast work Bradders, it's quick thinking- these are not the actions of a thick bint I'll give you that!
Bradley Yes well maybe you got Ruby wrong
Sean Yeah well maybe I don't give a toss :lol:
Sean She's a selfish little tart
Bradley Yes well you did go out with her!
Jake I don't believe this- I get molested by a teeny bopper- attacked by the ginger ninja- I only went out for a pint!
martin walks over to lucy and peter at the wedding
martin:look you 2 im really sorry about this
lucy: why did she sleep with you too
martin looks awkward and walks away
i like lucys wit and style
minty to den: "what are you doin' 'ere?"
den: "what, haven't you heard? Me and Sam are getting married and we want you to be one of the bridesmaids".:cheer:
Minty: Where's the pig's head?
Gary: Last thing I knew Ian was out looking for Jane
Minty: No i mean the pig head!
:lol:
Just watchin the omnibus..
Big Mo: Berty boyyy.. it's playtimeeee. Come to Mama!! :eek: :eek: :sick:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Mo [revealing her naughty underwear]: Charlie, I thought you was at work.
Charlie: I wish I was!
Garry: This is nice. It's like a bird within a bird within a bird.
Minty: Three birds in one mouthful?
Garry: A bloke can only dream.
Rebecca: Shut.up.Martin. :)
Exterminate.exterminate! :)
Lmao!!! I thought the exact same thing when I was watching that, believe it or not:lol: :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Clause
Charlie: We're thinking of having your mum for Christmas
Sean: What, instead of the turkey?