EastEnders Quotes!

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13-07-2006, 00:45
diamond1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim131

Sharon places a pair of knickers on the bar.

Dennis: I usually settle for a beer mat, thanks.
Sharon: They're not mine, and they're not Vicki's, I suggest you give them back to the lady in question.

Dennis: Here you go, don't bother putting them back on, it'll save time later.
Kat: What's this?
Dennis: They were knickers the last time I checked.
Kat: Well, they're not my knickers, are they?
*Dennis laughs*
Kat: You think it's funny, do you?
Dennis: So they're not yours, oops!

HA that was so funny I watched that today too (i take it you saw it on uk gold)brilliant
27-07-2006, 11:55
Kim

Jim: My fault?! I catch him climbing through my bedroom window in his undercrackers and it's all my fault?!
30-07-2006, 17:21
Angeldelight

lol i :wub: that line. Jim always has classic one liners.
22-08-2006, 22:27
x Amby x

(Dawn Starts choking on her food at WCCT Meal)
Jane: Would you like a Slap...... On the back
lol Jane was hilarious tonight!
22-08-2006, 22:47
PR1811

Stacey: "Thanks Uncle Charlie, if I need a replacement dad I'll let you know" it wasn't funny but it was pretty hurtful even if she did regret saying it afterwards. Even I flinched when it was said :)
22-08-2006, 23:50
bradley_fan

(talking about the golf)
Dawn: No Victor he really is crap!
:lol: i found that funny!
04-09-2006, 21:10
*-Rooney-*

classic honey quote

maybe i should ask for an epidudle
04-09-2006, 21:32
.:SpIcYsPy:.

Honey: Maybe I should ask for an epidoodle?
04-09-2006, 21:52
x Amby x

Jim: Here comes the bride all fat and...
Dot: I happen to think she looks very beautiful... from behind.

lol Dot cracks me up!
05-09-2006, 20:38
x Amby x

Midwife:Right Natural birth, no drugs or anything you're very brave!
Honey:Yeah ive changed my mind on that now
(The midwife walks out)
Honey:What was her name?
Billy:Cheryl
Honey:Well i don't like her!

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