Darren: And you are...
Jacqui: Ah Jacqui and Aleksander
Darren: Which ones which? haha! Where did you meet?
Jacqui: Ah in a bar
Mercedes: Behind bars more like!
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Darren: And you are...
Jacqui: Ah Jacqui and Aleksander
Darren: Which ones which? haha! Where did you meet?
Jacqui: Ah in a bar
Mercedes: Behind bars more like!
That was brilliant.
Russ - Looks like we'll have to cancel that horse drawn carriage. After finding out Mercedes was allergic to horse. The look on her face was priceless.
Jacqui how did you know all that
Aleksander That immigaration interview came in handy.
Darren: So you two are married then yeah!?
Jacqui: You should know, we had our wedding reception 'ere love!
lmao it was something like that
Zoe: "and he makes this face like a squirrel"
:lol:
(After Zack accidently pulled Carmel's chair out from underneath her on their date)
Jacqui: Good job you're wearing knickers, luv! :)
johnpaul (to craig): sarahs upstairs, im sleeping with her. oh sorry thats your line isnt it
michaela (to kathy): you mad psycho woman
so true lol! :D
michaela: is it legal?
nancy: why would that bother you?
Tony: This is lovely Becca.. err would be proud
:D
craig (to jake): why you going to watch a french film, you can barely speak english
it was something like that
jake: i havent told your mum yet, i thought youd wanna be the one to tell her
nancy: oh right yeh totally.......................what we talking about?
Tom to Mandy : Your not my mummy!
Nancy: Jake, keys
Mercedes:Russ, wallet
carmel moments in court
lawyer to carmel : did you see the defendant in the club the night mrs cunningham was pushed
carmel : well he works there doesnt he, well he did until he did this, well thats if he did this
carmel : oh i've never done this before, except once for my other sister not mercedes, jacqui shes also a bit lairy
"Mercedes wouldn't do that, shes married to Russ you see it was a double wedding - her and our Tina. ooh it were lovely!" :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by *-Rooney-*
Rhys on the phone to Neville: shut up early?....family meal?....what d'you mean best behavior?
When Leo was doing the family trees
Calvin - you pathetic waste of a father
Danny - you got our mmums mixed up.
Steph: "How come my straight brother can get a boyfriend and I can't?"
(just as sarah walks in on craig and JP)
Frankie (continues her speech): craig come out where ever you are
michaela: my brothers gayer than yours
Clare: How do I know he's dead
Warren: Sorry didn't have time to get a death certificate :D
Tom: (rolls eyes) Women :lol:
What do you call a blonde with intelligence?
A labrador :cheer:
Was that Danny Valentine?
"He's not a goth, he's an emo! Whatever that is..."
Nancy: Are you ok?
Zoe: No, are you?
Nancy......No.
kathy: its awful to think that someone hates you that much
Carmel: IT'S HER! *points*
Kathy - At Least my daughter doesn't spend all day chucking up
FIGHT !!!!
mercedes: are you trying to say im easy? :rotfl:
lmao classic!Quote:
Originally Posted by *-Rooney-*
Holly: Put the muffin DOWN :rotfl: