Hollyoaks Spoilers 06-10 July
2596: Darren makes a shock announcement
Airs on Monday, July 6 2009 at 18:30 BST on Channel 4
Darren and Hannah are both reticent after their rock 'n' roll weekend in Denmark. No one knows what to think when they emerge from a taxi together, looking bedraggled and embarrassed. Hannah and Zoe try their best to get Hannah to spill the beans and, likewise, Cindy expects Darren to have some rock 'n' roll tales of glamour and debauchery. However, both seem unusually reluctant to let anything slip.
Suzanne's worried about her little girl and she organises a family meal at The Dog to welcome her back. However, with Josh itching to get to Manchester for a night out with his new mate Dave, no one except Suzanne seems to want to be there.
Things are made much worse when Darren turns up with Cindy. Hannah does her best to avoid him, but after much goading from Rhys, Darren can't help but break the news that he and Hannah are husband and wife!
Malachy's feeling under the weather, but he's reluctant to let it show. The Irishman is in need of a rest, but an unemployed Mercedes is bored with being stuck at home and drags him with her to MOBS.
On their way, they happen to bump into Tony and he gives them an offer to ease their short-term money troubles. Tony asks Mercedes if she would do some work for him handing out flyers for the charity fete that he's organising. When he mentions a gladiator competition with a £100 prize, Mercedes senses an opportunity.
Malachy is less enthusiastic, but, still not wanting to admit that he's not feeling well, he reluctantly agrees to compete for the money. Mercedes instantly puts her man on a strict training regime, but she's shocked when she later finds him looking awful and burning up with a fever. While he shrugs off her concerns, she's worried that his HIV virus could make things more serious…
Meanwhile, Calvin wants to be there for Sasha, but he knows that he has to tread carefully. Sasha's obviously still grieving for Warren, but when anyone attempts to comfort her, she just pushes them away. Calvin decides to go round to Warren's flat to start sorting through his things, but Sasha doesn't want anyone else interfering and she quickly takes charge.
Lauren, meanwhile, is aggrieved to have been landed with babysitting Spencer and she doesn't do a very good job of looking after him. Over at the Evissa flat, Sasha's very possessive over Warren's belongings and continues to push Calvin away. Eventually, however, Calvin manages to get through to his sister and she softens towards him.
Back at the Valentines', Spencer and Lauren aren't exactly bonding. When Spencer receives a text message from someone claiming to be Warren, he becomes over-excited. Just as Calvin and Sasha are finally starting to work together sorting through Warren's belongings, Spencer bursts in and tries to stop them…
2597: Hannah can't remember her wedding night
Airs on Tuesday, July 7 2009 at 18:30 BST on Channel 4
Hannah's mortified that everyone knows about her shotgun marriage to Darren. She tries to busy herself by cleaning the flat, but Rhys and Zoe continue to probe. Hannah wants to avoid the subject but Rhys is livid. The blushing bride decides on an annulment, but realises that might be easier if she hadn't slept with Darren. The only problem is, she can't remember whether anything happened between them!
Darren's enjoying watching Cindy become increasingly jealous as he brags about his new wife - that is, until Hannah rushes into Il Gnosh and bursts his bubble, telling him that she wants them to see a solicitor. Hannah's over the moon when Darren confirms that they didn't consummate their marriage, while her parents are also relieved that the whole thing can now be called off.
Darren's celebrating the annulment too, but when Cindy makes a throwaway comment about how marrying Hannah could mean him getting back The Dog, he has a sudden change of heart…
Meanwhile, Malachy's still scared to face up to his illness. He doesn't want to admit to Mercedes that he's fearful, but she can tell anyway. Mercedes wants to go to the doctors with him, but he won't let her. In the end, it's Cheryl who forces him to admit how scared he actually is. When Malachy returns home from the doctors, it seems like his fever was a false alarm - but is he being totally honest with his wife?
Zak feels guilty after having an intimate dream about Mercedes. When he wakes from his fantasy, he can barely look at Michaela through his guilt. He dodges his girlfriend by going for a run, which only rouses her suspicions. Still troubled, Zak confides in Elliot but the Welsh geek teases his friend, claiming that the dream may reveal that Mercedes secretly wants to sleep with him.
Later, Zak can't believe it when Mercedes turns up and tasks him to take her in hand. However, his fears are allayed when she reveals that she just wants him to help her train for the gladiator fight. However, the situation worsens when Cheryl appears asking for his help, too. Michaela isn't best pleased to find her boyfriend grappling with two other women…
Elsewhere, Sasha's becoming increasingly tired of clearing up after Spencer. It's a very difficult time for both of them and the day goes from bad to worse. Spencer's not happy and throws a tantrum when Warren's solicitor mentions taking The Loft.
Convinced that Warren is still alive, Spencer doesn't want to let the club go. However, he doesn't know whether to reveal his secret to Sasha. Finding him too much to bear, Sasha leaves to be on her own, while Spencer received another text from Warren's phone, prompting him to runs off to find him. However, Spencer's stunned to find Ash who claims to know where Warren is. Is Ash about to take Spencer for a ride?
2598: Mercedes worries about Malachy
Airs on Wednesday, July 8 2009 at 18:30 BST on Channel 4
Leo and Calvin are doing their best to look after Spencer, but he seems to want to gain some independence. They try everything to be friendly with him, but Spencer just feels smothered and storms off to see Ash in Relish.
The scheming entrepreneur convinces Spencer to sell The Loft and to tell Calvin about his plan. When he does, Calvin seems unsure and Spencer walks out again in frustration. However, after talking to Leo, Calvin decides to give Spencer what he wants and offers to help him sell the club. Spencer and Calvin call a truce, but are they about to make a big mistake?
Mercedes can't understand why Malachy's being so distant. After hearing that Malachy received the all-clear from the doctor, she can only assume that his strange behaviour is down to the fact that he's gone off her. Meanwhile, Malachy's still in denial and he decides to drown his sorrows in the pub.
When Mercedes sees Cheryl wearing a St. Christopher given to her by Malachy, it seems like her worst fears are confirmed. In the end, Mercedes confronts her husband, just as he admits that he didn't go to the doctors the previous day. Mercedes doesn't take the news well and Malachy storms out. Eventually, it takes Kris and Cheryl to pull Malachy together and finally drag him to the surgery…
Zoe and Nancy think that Hannah's marriage to Darren is hilarious, but the young bride doesn't see the funny side. Her mates attempt to convince her that the best way to deal with her new situation is to have a proper hen night and take her mind off things. It's difficult to forget, however, when Darren keeps popping around to the flat bearing gifts.
Suzanne's horrified when she turns up to find Hannah in such high spirits while her wedding vows are still hot off the press. However, Suzanne only ends up forcing pressurising her daughter to get a divorce and move back home. Feeling bullied and not wanting to be a 20-year-old divorcee, Hannah makes a drastic decision - she tells Darren that they're staying married and that divorce is not up for discussion. Darren can barely believe his luck…
Elsewhere, Zak feels uncomfortable around Michaela after waking up from a second saucy dream - this time involving Carmel. However, he can barely stand to be in the same room as her, or the object of his previous day's dream, Mercedes. He eventually he has to escape the house.
Later, Kris and Malachy find Zak training with Cheryl for her fight and they quickly spot that he's nervous, but Kris already knows Zak's secret. When he lets something slip to Michaela, she flies off the handle. Zak's thrown out on his ear…
WILL PUT THURSDAY IN AS SOON AS I FIND IT!!
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2599: Ash's deceit is exposed
Airs on Thursday, July 9 2009 at 18:30 BST on Channel 4
Convinced that Warren's still alive, Warren plans to sell The Loft to Ash so that he can run off with his foster brother. Later, Spencer receives another text from Warren's phone. The message tells Spencer to sell The Loft to Ash so that he can go to France with Warren. Spencer can't wait to sell and while Sasha protests, Calvin believes that they're doing Spencer a favour by letting him make his own decisions.
Ash eventually manages to win Sasha round, too, and the deal is done. But when Spencer's solicitor tries to put the money in the bank, he panics and the whole phone scandal is uncovered. Sasha and Calvin are furious with Ash for duping Spencer, but he protests that he did him a favour buying The Loft.
Meanwhile, Spencer has escaped. When Sasha and Calvin find him waiting for Warren, Sasha has to convince him that his brother isn't coming. Distraught, Spencer falls into her arms…
It's the day of the charity fete at Il Gnosh and while Zak's busy hanging banners, an exhausted looking Ste emerges from the kitchen, having cut himself badly. Ignoring Ste's protests, Tony orders him to get the cut looked at.
Over at the hospital, Abi stitches Ste's wound but she clearly feels guilty for doping him with caffeine. Daniel, meanwhile, is worried that Abi's going soft when he sees her turn up at Il Gnosh with Ste. Abi explains her fears, arguing that in Ste's condition, he could end up hurting one of the children.
Abi thinks that she's convinced Daniel, but when she later finds him spiking Ste's drink again, it's clear that he'll stop at nothing to see his plan through…
Zak's boosted when he wakes from a dream about Michaela. He believes that it could mean his girlfriend will take him back. Later, when Michaela finds him helping out Cheryl at the charity fete, she's annoyed but he manages to convince him to go for a drink.
Cheryl's put out but maintains the charm offensive, much to Michaela's annoyance. When the two girls bump into each another in the toilets, there's a harsh exchange of words and Michaela ends up hitting Cheryl with a door. For Zak, though, it looks like his relationship is back on track…
Meanwhile, Malachy's overjoyed when receives the all-clear. However, Mercedes is down in the dumps, thinking that she's ruined things with her husband. He turns up just as she's triumphing over Cheryl in the charity fete's gladiator arena. But while Mercedes is distracted, Cheryl lands a lucky blow and fells her opponent. To make things worse, Mercedes watches on as Cheryl triumphantly flings her arms around Malachy.
Mercedes storms off, leaving Malachy with Cheryl. Eventually, Malachy is forced to tell Cheryl to respect his wife. Later, Mercedes can't believe it when Cheryl turns up to apologise for her behaviour, but the truce doesn't last long - Mercedes is livid when Cheryl claims that she now has her sights firmly set on Zak. Mercedes soon bumps into Malachy and they quickly patch things up…
