Hollyoaks Spoilers 23-29 March
2521: Nancy, Ravi and Kris make a shocking pact
Airs on Monday, March 23 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Nancy runs out of the flat having caught Ravi and Kris in the act. Ravi chases after her alone as Kris finds Russ and pleads with him to help find Nancy. Nancy storms into the pub and announces to Ash that his brother' has been two-timing her with Kris. Ash is annoyed that Ravi would be interested in someone like Kris, but Ravi rejects Ash's disliking of Kris and when Russ appears with Kris in tow on their way to see Nancy, Ravi joins the entourage.
In The Dog flat, Hannah fumes at the lads for their selfish behaviour, but when Nancy is forced to admit that she, too, was having an affair with Kris, Hannah's left not knowing who to side with.
Ravi's gutted to discover that he wasn't the only one playing away with Kris and his disappointment is compounded when Nancy reveals that she was falling in love with Kris. When all three finally realise that they only have themselves to blame, they begin to realise that their ignorance was bliss. With this in mind, Ravi dares to suggest that they carry on as they were - only without the deceit. The trio agree to sleep on it but are all left with an uneasy feeling about what's to come.
Darren's hoping for a bit of attention from Cindy but she can't bear the smell of toilets that follows him around. Darren goes back to work at the Dog to earn some extra cash in a bid to keep Cindy happy.
Whilst there, Rhys gloats about all the girls he's chatting up behind the bar and his superior position to Darren at The Dog. Darren takes the opportunity to douse Rhys in noxious aftershave and so when he returns to the bar, his pulling powers are drowned in his pungent whiff. Rhys unwittingly helps Darren to hit on an idea and he hurries home to Cindy, who is willing to forget about the smell so long as he's raking in the cash and sending it her way.
Justin and Hannah are clashing as they work together behind the SU bar, but it seems obvious to Elliot and Hayley that Justin's crazy about Hannah. Hannah dashes out to meet Nancy at The Dog, leaving Justin to man the bar alone. Elliot confronts Justin about his obvious crush on Hannah and points out that he's only being nasty to her because he can't have her. Justin denies it at first but is soon convinced that he should at least apologise for the way he is behaving towards her. He leaves Elliot and Hayley in charge of the bar and goes to The Dog but just as he gets there, Ash heads him off and humiliates him in front of Rhys.
Despondent, Justin heads back to work where he finds a slightly drunk Hayley handing out free bottles of beer. Justin sends both her and Elliot packing. Hannah realises that she has left Justin all alone at work and races back to the SU Bar but it's too late – Justin's already closed up and headed home alone.
2522: Fernando makes an impression on Steph
Airs on Tuesday, March 24 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Ash continues to goad Justin which puts him in a bad mood for the day. Justin then snaps at Hannah about leaving him in the lurch the day before. Hannah is affronted by Justin's attitude but continues with her work. Josh arrives with a poster advertising his motorbike for sale as he's desperate for cash for the new baby.
Attempting to change his mind, Hannah jovially makes a comment about liking a man in leathers, which is overheard by Justin. Justin quickly makes Josh an offer which he accepts, but Justin is later gazumped by Ash.
The pair begin a bidding war, only for Justin to win with an offer he simply can't afford, much to Josh's annoyance. A smug Ash steps in to save the day and buys the bike off Josh. A riled Justin confronts Ash, claiming that he deliberately set him up. Sensing a chance to do so again, Ash challenges Justin to a bike race, which Justin - despite not being able to ride - accepts.
A stressed out Calvin receives post for Carmel and is floored by the reminder of everything he's lost. Sasha receives a phone call from Warren, which raises Calvin's suspicions about how close her and Warren actually are and makes him even more adamant to bring Warren down. Calvin heads to Il Gnosh, only to find Sasha and Warren together. He confides in Tony about his concerns and asks for Mandy's number to question her. Tony refuses but does admit that Louise told Mandy that Warren killed Sean Kennedy.
Meanwhile, Warren and Sasha have a secret rendezvous in Evissa and, much to Sasha's delight, Warren gives her a set of keys. Seeing Warren and Sasha together again, an incensed Calvin heads to the station. His pleas to re-open Sean Kennedy's murder case, though, fall on deaf ears.
Whilst in the SU Bar together, Steph and Sarah spot posters for a rival dance class. The pair decide to attend the class and plot to poach the rival school's students at the end. Both, however, are more than surprised when Fernando, a drop dead gorgeous dance instructor, arrives to take his class. Sarah instantly fancies him but Steph is still annoyed, especially when Fernando berates her dancing.
Sarah's pleased to discover Fernando is her new dance lecturer and flirts with him. Steph is unnerved by how attractive Fernando is but is quick to point out that she's a qualified dance teacher when he criticises her. Fernando is impressed with Steph's passion and Steph, although still wary, can't help but be wooed by him.
Nancy is still torn between Ravi and Kris and can't decide which one she wants to be with, so surprises them by choosing both. The new arrangement is quick to cause arguments though with Ravi and Kris both wanting to spend time with Nancy that day. Nancy chooses Kris and the pair head The Dog on a date. Despite Kris promising Nancy he'll be discreet, he's soon telling anyone who'll listen about the three way relationship - including Rhys and Ash. Things are about to hot up between Nancy and Kris when Ravi arrives and gatecrashers the date.
An annoyed Nancy tries to draw up some rules but things start to become boring and regimented, which doesn't please Kris or Ravi. Nancy feels uncomfortable when Ravi kisses both her and Kris goodbye as he leaves, and the reality of her bizarre new relationship begins to dawn on her.
2523: Calvin becomes suspicious of Warren and Sasha
Airs on Wednesday, March 25 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Warren finds it hard juggling his work life with looking after Spencer and now there's the added pressure of Sasha wanting his time. When a frazzled Bel turns up and confronts him over the state Evissa is in, he's grateful when Sasha tells him that she'll sort it. Finding Evissa in chaos, Sasha quickly assesses the situation and delegates roles to both Bel and Myra. Bel insists that she wants Carmel to return to work and Sasha realises she has a mountain to climb to improve staff morale.
Claiming that the Evissa problem is sorted, Sasha and Warren look forward to spending some time together, but Calvin's untimely arrival scuppers their plan. Telling Warren he fancies a pint and a chat, Sasha makes a sharp exit leaving Warren and Calvin alone. As conversation turns to Louise, they're interrupted by Carmel and Sasha's arrival. Warren's surprised by Carmel's new attitude and agrees to her terms. He's just pleased that she's back at Evissa.
Justin's on the hunt for a motorbike for the race with Ash and is force to admit to Ste that he's never actually ridden a bike before. Panicking about funding the purchase, Justin decides the only way to get some cash together is to sell their games and console, much to Ste's fury.
Once the bike is purchased, the boys continue to argue and during a scuffle, Hannah finds herself caught up in the mêlée while trying to separate them. Justin immediately apologises but Hannah's had enough and makes her feelings categorically clear - he's so immature! Justin's anxious about his motorbike and realises he stands little chance of beating Ash with the wreck of a bike he has.
As his frustrations build, Justin soon finds himself taking anger management lessons from Ste and decides that it's probably for the best that he doesn't partake in the race. However, the race is soon back on when Ash suggests a small wager on the race. Before he realises what's just happened, Justin has agreed that the winner also picks up £100…
Steph's up in arms about Fernando's threat to her dance school and vows to do all she can to attract students to her establishment. When the man himself turns up, she finds herself offering an olive branch and they agree to meet for a drink, leaving a jealous Cindy fuming.
Thinking she's been stood up, Steph is aloof when a late Fernando finally arrives. Explaining he was caught up with a dance class only rankles Steph further. However, when they start to chat, she begins to thaw as she discovers a bit about his past.
Cindy's obvious arrival soon monopolises Fernando as they converse in Spanish. When she eventually leaves, Steph grows increasingly embarrassed by the feelings Fernando has awoken in her…
Carmel's dismayed to see Calvin in the village and even though he begs her to change her mind about their divorce, she insists there's no chance - he's ruined every bit of trust and respect she had for him. Sasha catches up with Carmel and invites her for a coffee in an attempt to lure her back to Evissa.
Agreeing to return to the salon, Carmel is grateful when Bel and Myra give her their full support. Closing up, Carmel is spooked by a noise and upon investigating, discovers Warren and Sasha in a passionate embrace…
2524: Carmel tells Calvin about Warren and Sasha
Airs on Thursday, March 26 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Ravi and Kris arrange to have a date together which, although she tries to hide it, instantly makes Nancy uneasy. She denies it but Russ tells her it's OK to accept being jealous - it's normal. Later, Nancy feels foolish when she returns to the flat to find Ravi and Kris locked in an embrace. She tries to act cool but it's obvious she's not handling the situation well at all.
Nancy finally has to accept her limitations and dumps both Ravi and Kris. Kris pleads with Nancy and even reveals that he loves her but it's to no avail, their three way relationship is over.
Carmel goes to see Calvin, who thinks she is there to reconcile but she quickly darkens his mood when she tells him that she saw Sasha and Warren together last night. Calvin's furious and goes to school and drags Sasha out of class. He yells at her and scolds her for having anything to do with Warren. Calvin informs Sasha she has no idea what Warren's really like but Sasha demands to know if that's the case, then why is Calvin such good mates with him?
Sasha tells Warren about her run in with Calvin but is shocked when Warren breaks it off between them. Calvin, realising that he needs to keep Warren on side, visits Warren to tell him that he'll allow Warren's relationship with Sasha to continue. However, Calvin warns him against hurting her.
Warren understands and promises to treat her well, before the two men discuss a possible business deal. So consumed by his vendetta, Calvin is willing to put his own sister in harm's way. But Calvin's plan to expose Warren fails when Sasha lets slip to Warren that she knows about Nige.
Steph sees Fernando in HCC and tentatively approaches him about the possibility of them working together rather than competing, but she's quickly knocked back. Fernando can't see any reason why he would need to work with Steph when his own business is already booming. Steph is gutted and tlls Tom that she has poured all the money Max left her into the dance school and it looks like she's going to fail and lose everything.
When Steph catches Frankie getting an impromptu dance lesson off Fernando in Drive 'n' Buy, she fumes and tells Frankie how let down she feels. She suddenly realises, though, Tom has disappeared. She runs after Tom, only to find him with Fernando in the village.
Tom gives Fernando a dressing down, claiming Steph is a good person and deserves better from Fernando. Fernando is impressed buy how much Tom loves her and decides to join forces with Steph after all.
Hannah tries to offer Ash her help with his bike, seeing it as an opportunity for them to do something together but is humiliated when Ash agrees and tells her she can wash it. As revenge, Hannah offers Justin her help instead and Ash is annoyed but refuses to let it show. Justin's delighted, especially as he gets one over on Ash - but even more so that he gets to spend extra time with Hannah.
