Hollyoaks Spoilers 09-13 March
PLEASE NOTE WEDNESDAY 11 MARCH MISSING, WILL PUT THEM UP AS SOON AS I FIND THEM
2511: Zak realises he's been signed up to the TA
Airs on Monday, March 9 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Tony's back in the village and Dom's left with a lot of explaining to do when Tony questions why Mercedes and Cindy are working in Il Gnosh. Dom takes Tony back to the flat to explain, while elsewhere, Jacqui is having mixed feelings about Tony's return. After a heart-to-heart with Mercedes, Jacqui resigns herself to the fact that she and Tony are just not meant to be together. Mercedes and Cindy are forced to re-think their side business in a bid to prevent Tony finding out they're selling meat under the counter. They're totally unaware, however, that Tom and Holly are onto them, having taken photos of their misdemeanours.
When Tom shows him the pictures, Tony's delighted to have the proof that he needs to sack Mercedes. On a high, Tony's gutted when his attempts to make amends with Jacqui fall flat as she tells him she feels absolutely nothing for him.
Zak's shocked when he discovers that Michaela's signed him up to join the Territorial Army. Although she initially denies all knowledge, she soon caves in. Zak's annoyed but Michaela claims that after saving Spencer, she thinks he's perfect for the job. When Gilly mocks Zak's fitness levels, Michaela challenges him to a race against her hero boyfriend. Michaela's dreams are confirmed when Zak wins the race.
When Michaela begins boasting of Zak's attributes, she annoys Hayley who's sick of listening to Michaela. Hayley states that Michaela's railroading Zak into joining the TA and demands that Zak stop messing around with the army. Zak's had enough of them trying to run his life and insists he's not joining the TA but for his own reasons, not because of their arguing.
Elliot's desperate to prove that auras don't exist and locks himself away in his room to carry out an experiment. Leila's concerned and tries to coax him out, but Elliot refuses to emerge until his theory has been proved. Leila's flooded with guilt as Elliot claims his whole belief system has been shattered by his constant visions of auras. Elliot's thrilled when his experiment turns out to be a success and he proves a scientific explanation. However, his joy is short lived when he sees Zak arriving home surrounded by colour…
Rhys buys Mike's motorbike as an early eighteenth birthday present for Josh. Josh is thrilled, but Amy's not impressed, especially as they're about to have a baby. While Rhys and Josh enjoy acting like kids fixing the bike up, Amy's worries heighten when she begins to think about Josh leaving for university in September. She doesn't think they can cope in the capital alone and tells Josh that she's not going to go to London with him.
2512: Tony tells Jaqui they're over for good
Airs on Tuesday, March 10 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
In an attempt to set his life straight, an anxious Tony invites his estranged son Harry to visit. Tony's so busy preparing for his arrival that he pays little attention when Dom tries to introduce his new girlfriend, Loretta. When Tony finally slows down, he's shocked to discover that Loretta's a lapdancer.
It's all a little awkward between them when Harry arrives and Tony's not quite sure what to say to him. Dom and Loretta plan a romantic getaway, but the moment's ruined for Dom when he's reminded what she does for a living.
Jacqui still has feelings for Tony and can't stop thinking about him. When Jacqui hears that Harry's visiting, she can't help thinking of all the responsibilities they could have shared together as a family. Jacqui lays her heart on the line for Tony, but she's devastated when he tells her after all the pain they've caused each other, it's over - for good.
Looking for a new direction in his life, Zak goes for his work placement at Hollyoaks High. His day, however, doesn't get off to a good start when Michaela drops a weight on his foot. Zak's terrified when he arrives at the school and gets a pep talk from Gov about how to control the pupils. Zak's confidence quickly fades when he sees them all hurtling towards him. He finds himself further out of his depth when he takes the girls for netball practice. Theresa and Anita notice Zak's nerves and take advantage of him, tying him up in knots just as Gov arrives to check on the class.
A gutted Zak is left feeling down about his teaching prospects but Michaela's on hand to drag him aside for a supportive kiss. However, when Gov catches Zak and Michaela snogging in the schoolyard, it's the final nail in the coffin - Zak's teaching career is over before it's begun.
Leila tries to make Elliot feel better and so buys him a chemistry set so that he can prove some of his scientific theories to her. Accepting her apology, Elliot's in his element as they carry out the experiment and he's enjoying Leila's company. As they experiment with test tubes, Elliot's thrown by a slight explosion and bangs his head. He's thrilled when the auras disappear but his new-found feelings for Leila terrify him.
Josh dreams of being on the open road with no worries as Rhys works on his new motorbike, but the reality soon hits – he has a fiancée and two kids. Rhys is excited about his little brother's new life in London and thinks about all the endless possibilities of new women when he takes him out clubbing, but Suzanne's apprehensive. With Amy refusing to move to London with him, Josh realises he can't live without her for three years and decides to stay in Hollyoaks and enrol at HCC.
2514: Sasha ups her game with Warren
Airs on Thursday, March 12 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
It's Josh and Sasha's 18th and they're celebrating in style in The Loft. Sasha wants to impress Warren with her fashion show and assures him that everything's going to plan but she's secretly panicking that it's going to be a disaster. When she realises that she's a model down, she has no other option but to call Sarah. She soon begins to regret her decision when she sees Warren's eyes firmly fixed on Sarah. Annoyed that Warren's not taking any notice of her, Sasha makes a slight alteration to Sarah's outfit and sends her off down the catwalk with her skirt tucked into her knickers.
When Warren tells her to stop acting childishly, Sasha decides to up her game. Flirting with Rhys, Sasha aims to make Warren jealous. However, when Warren interrupts them kissing, Sasha's ordered out of his office. As a frustrated Sasha and bemused Rhys leave, it's clear Sasha's games are starting to turn Warren's head.
Amy's feeling fat and frumpy compared to all the models at Josh's party and isn't enjoying the night, especially when she's forced to apologise to Lydia for attacking her the previous day. Rhys, Gilly and Josh secure themselves a good spot at the front and ogle the models, before Rhys leads Josh off for his special present - a private lap dance from Loretta. The dance is cut short, however, when a disgusted Amy walks in on the private performance.
Sarah's slightly awkward around Lydia and is embarrassed as Michaela crashes in and wonders what they're up to, commenting on Sarah's past failures with men.
Justin, meanwhile, is annoyed with himself when he gives Ash another opportunity to put him down. Since Justin forgot to order the food for the party, Ash steps in and saves the day. Justin can't stand seeing Hannah with him any longer and tells her to leave Ash for him. Justin makes a pass at Hannah, but Hannah's disgusted by his behaviour and storms off.
There's a spark in the air between Elliot and Leila, but he's a little embarrassed when he asks her if she wants to come over and she turns him down. Unable to stop thinking about her, Elliot goes to Sasha's party but just as he plucks up the courage to ask her if she wants to carry out some more experiments with him, Justin arrives and takes her away.
Elliot's staggered when he witnesses Justin and Hannah kiss, not wanting to see Leila get hurt. Elliot surprises himself when he tells Leila how he feels about her and is delighted when she reciprocates his feelings with a kiss.
Dom's uncomfortable with Loretta dancing for Josh at his 18th but doesn't want to make a fuss. Tony senses his unease and talks about his relationship with Jacqui, but he inadvertently manages to sow more doubts in Dom's mind as to whether he and Loretta are suited.
When they receive a last-minute order to cater for Josh's party, there's no time to think as they prepare the food and Dom's determined not to let Loretta's job bother him. Delivering the food to The Loft, Dom's heart sinks when he sees the sight of his half-dressed girlfriend performing in front of his friends.
2515: Justin comes clean with Leila
Airs on Friday, March 13 2009 at 18:30 GMT on Channel 4
Sasha's disappointed that things didn't go quite to plan with Warren the previous night and hopes to set things right. Receiving no sympathy from Calvin, she heads over to The Loft but feels stupid when Warren tells her he's not interested in playing silly games. The mood's lightened when Sasha teaches Spencer how to walk down a catwalk and Warren can't help being amused by the pair of them. Sasha feels she's getting closer to Warren, until Calvin turns up at the club and spoils her fun.
Sasha's angry when all her outfits from The Loft's fashion show turn up at the house and she blames Calvin for trying to turn Warren against her. Ignoring Calvin's warnings, Sasha goes round to the flat to confront Warren. Sasha seduces Warren and although he warns her that he's bad for her, he can't resist - and Sasha finally gets her man.
Leila and Justin both have their guilty secrets after kissing Elliot and Hannah the previous night. But Leila reveals she loves Justin and determined to make a go of things, she asks Elliot to say nothing about their kiss. Elliot is understanding, but he's hurting nevertheless and his heart breaks when she tells him that she just wants them to be friends.
Justin tries to make things work with Leila and takes her out to Il Gnosh to apologise for taking her for granted. However, he can't stop thinking about Hannah and is convinced she has feelings for him, too. When he sees Hannah kissing Ash through the window, he can't deny his feelings any longer and blurts out to Leila that he kissed someone last night. Leila's devastated when she realises it was Hannah he kissed, while Justin gutted when Hannah reveals that she's not going to end things with Ash.
Amy's feeling a little insecure after seeing Josh enjoying a lap dance from Loretta at the party, but she's reassured when he tells her she's the only woman for him. Rhys, on the other hand, is determined to steer Josh away from Amy and show his little brother a good time as he replays him the footage of his lap dance and takes him to Il Gnosh for another cheeky glimpse of Loretta.
Unbeknownst to Josh, Rhys doesn't want Amy to ruin his life and phones the college in London to take up their offer of a place for the music degree.
Dom's irritated by the sudden attention Loretta's receiving in Il Gnosh - but he's happy that business has improved. Loretta's not willing to argue about her job again, but Dom's starting to wonder if he can cope with her career. Frustrated, he asks her if she'd be willing to give it up for him. Loretta can't believe Dom would ask her to give up her job and tells him to get over it. Dom, however, isn't sure he can.
