New Government Health Warnings for all Alcoholic Drinks Bottles

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.


2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.


5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Haven't quite experienced the first one... yet :lol:
But as for the others :rotfl: Although surely my dancing isn't that bad :hmm:

Tell me Alan. When was the last time you got blind drunk and you forgot where you left you're bra :D

I never get blind drunk just arseholed