UK Spoilers : 4th September - 8th September

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Hurdles'
Airs Monday, September 4 2006 at 17:35 BST on BBC One

Sky scoffs at the suggestion she may be pregnant. She’s been careful every time so it’s impossible. But she’s secretly rattled by Mishka’s comment and takes a home pregnancy test to be sure. She’s relieved when it comes up negative – she’s got no room in her life at the moment for a baby. But a chance accident leaves Sky feeling unwell and Lou and Mishka take her to the hospital for a check-up. Tests confirm Mishka’s right – Sky is indeed several weeks pregnant. Pressured by Mishka to tell the father, a distressed Sky’s forced to admit she’s not sure who the father is.

Floating on cloud nine, Stingray and Rachel crash to earth with a jolt – how to keep their relationship a secret from eagle-eyed Susan? They stage a public argument to put her off the scent. Seemingly fooled, wily Susan makes a comment to Stingray indicating she’s on to them. Spooked by Susan’s uncanny intuition, Stingray and Rachel begin to see each other in the dead of the night when Susan’s asleep. But how long can they keep their relationship a secret?

Mishka hatches a plan for Lou to thwart a “burglary”, designed to prove to Harold how indispensable Lou is around the home. Lou reluctantly agrees to the plan. With Sky as witness, he sends the “burglar” packing, only to discover the intruder wasn’t Mishka’s friend but the real McCoy. Lou freaks, until he realises he’s truly a hero!

Toadie continues to shamelessly milk his role as Boyd and Janae’s landlord, accepting money from both Max and Boyd. But his juvenile antics are wearing thin for his teenage boarders – Boyd and Janae seem downright mature by comparison.

'Gentlemen Prefer Blogs'
Airs Tuesday, September 5 2006 at 17:35 BST on BBC One

Paul is thrown when Gail arrives to share the fallout from Cameron’s supposed breakdown.
After a rocky start they find common ground as they process the shocking reality that their son is a psychotic murderer. Izzy feels sidelined as the family close ranks. But when Gail expresses doubts about Cameron’s guilt after an emotional meeting, Izzy is unable to hold her tongue. She accuses Gail of being in denial because it’s better than facing the truth - that she failed as mother, because she was unable to read the signs.

Sky reels after having her pregnancy confirmed and Lou and Mishka become confidants. Off their urging she contacts J.P. And discovered there’s no way he can be the father, which leaves Dylan as the only possibility. But after a harsh rebuff from Dylan Sky determines to ‘deal with’ the issue herself.

When Boyd’s academic success is threatened by Toadie’s juvenile antics, Janae decides it’s time they left Number Thirty. It’s either that or stick around and let Toadie drag them down. The only problem is finances and Janae hatches a scheme, becoming the star of her very own weblog – ‘myfouhousemates.com’.

The victim of a typical ‘House of Trouser’ prank sees Boyd awake with various implements glued to his body. Comedy arises as a thoroughly unamused Janae is forced to enlist Dylan's help to get Boyd to his exam on time.

'You Can't Hop The Music'
Airs Wednesday, September 6 2006 at 17:34 BST on BBC One

With everyone convinced that Cameron is the psychotic twin, Robert ‘wakes’ from his coma. After re-establishing his bond with Gail, Robert makes mileage out of the years Elle spent persecuting him. Contrite, she becomes steadily angrier with the supposedly deceitful Cameron. But Robert’s attraction to Katya is unbowed and he commiserates with her – they’ve both been victims of Cameron’s evil plot. Katya is taken in by his sincere performance – will she be drawn back into this madman’s web?

After being re-assured of her place in Paul’s life by both Max and Elle, Izzy reconciles with Gail. Izzy’s so confident that she and Paul are beyond any challenge, she invites Gail to stay at the Robinson house. Paul’s thrown and later confesses to Lyn that he may still have feelings for Gail. Has Izzy unwittingly drawn Paul back to his ex-wife?

Oscar spends the day with Ned and when it comes time to leave, shows signs of becoming a little too attached. Ned confesses to Karl that he believes Lyn is putting her career before her relationship with her son.

Ned hits on a new gimmick for ‘Oodles of Noodles’ – a giant kangaroo suit. Karl thinks the idea is a winner until he learns that it won’t be Ned wearing the suit – it’s going to be him!

'Kangaroo Caught'
Airs Thursday, September 7 2006 at 17:35 BST on BBC One

Katya is unnerved as she faces questions from police concerning her involvement with ‘Cameron’. She tries to explain that the relationship ended and she had no knowledge of his crimes. But when she’s informed of Sean Dempster’s disappearance she fears the worst. The man was trying to use her past against her and ‘Cameron’ promised to warn him off. Now she fears he may have done more. Toadie comes to her aid when he asks for a police warrant and Katya is so grateful she happily agrees to accompany Toadie on a picnic. Enjoying themselves, Katya gets swept up in the moment and kisses Toadie. Toadie is thrilled, but Katya realises she’s made a mistake and finds a way to stop anything further developing. She points out Toadie would never dream of taking advantage of the situation for the sake of romance and Toadie is forced to check his true feelings once again.

Covering up for Dylan, Janelle faces court over her apparent involvement in the DVD pirating. But when she receives a light fine and Janelle and Dylan riotously celebrate, both Toadie and Bree are appalled by the lack of remorse.

Bree decides to find her real parents once and for all. But when Zeke is accidentally injured by Karl’s car, she must put her quest on hold. At the hospital Susan confronts Karl for not informing her immediately about Zeke’s injury and Karl is shocked by her attack.

'You Make Me Feel Brand Noodle'
Airs Friday, September 8 2006 at 17:35 BST on BBC One

Karl bridles at Susan’s unreasonable anger over Zeke’s accident. Old battlelines are drawn; they both take the moral high ground and bring out the worst in each other. Zeke’s confused by the hostility but canny Bree reckons Susan and Karl are falling in love again, and are simply covering for their true feelings. Zeke’s horrified and angrily accuses Karl of using him to get close to Susan. Karl honestly reassures Zeke it’s not true, but relations remain strained between ex husband and wife.

Despite Stingray’s pleas, Bree can’t give up the search for her real parents. She makes her own way to their address and is shocked to find a vacant lot – the site of a recent fire.

Janelle’s post-court celebrations fizzle when a film distribution company sues her for two hundred grand. Faced with paying up or an expensive legal battle, Janelle humbly accepts her lot and finally acknowledges that Kim won’t be coming home - she’ll have to overcome this hurdle alone.

Janelle discovers Rachel and Stingray’s secret romance but surprises the teens by being sympathetic – to a point. She offers the Scully place as a safe house for the couple… as long as there’s no hanky panky and they keep it shy of Lyn and Susan.

After a ‘Noodles’ gig, Steph introduces Ned to her lively friend Justine. It’s clear Justine’s keen on Ned, but does he know what he’s in for?