let me entertain me

Usually, he'd be sitting on the sofa arguing and then making up with Craig, but since the eviction of his mate, Anthony was forced to amuse himself.

The placid Geordie wandered about on his own, hands in pockets, huffing and sighing. Then decided to pass the time throwing ice.

He filled a saucepan with ice cubes and went into the garden. Setting up a bin as a target he tried to lob the cubes into the bin from 20 yards away, reminiscent of the gnome tossing game he used to play with Maxwell.

Anthony ran out of ice cubes without once getting on in, so picked them all up and tried again, sighing and swearing as he went. Groaning to himself he said: "Arrgh man, what am I doing?"

Eventually he hit the target. "Ding dong," he chirped, before wandering back in to find something else to do. But with all the other Housemates in bed there was little fun to be had.

After a battle of wits with a visiting moth, he sat on the sofa, flicking beer bottle caps and then throwing and catching his walnuts. Finally, he ate the remainder of Craig's Chinese takeaway and wandered off to bed.

Cheer up lad, you'll be reunited with Crag in a few days...