JSW's Eastenders Spoilers Extraordinaire (14/03/05-18/03/05)
There’s a new face in the square this week (again) and she’s got heads turning. She’s Tina and everybody’s after her (as we’ll learn in a moment). She’s here to find Johnny, she’s his girlfriend and they’re happy but Johnny is hiding something important from him…
Dopey Gary is the first to fall for her charms and accidentally runs over Minty’s foot all thanks to a serious affect of the gorps (they mustn’t see very pretty women in Albert Sq, hang on but they do?!!) Danny’s next to try the charm on but Tina’s got other priorities….The funniest yet though is that Tariq tries it on (does he even stand a chance?) Tina’s here to stay but another arrival could shake things up for her and Johnny in the form of Ruby-Johnny’s daughter. She’s run away from school and when Johnny learns he’s not happy. He’s desperate to keep her away from Tina even when he stands her up and she comes to find her he slams the door in her face! (He sure knows how to treat the ladies!) Ruby quickly makes friends though with toxic-Stacy. She quickly makes an impression on here by boasting about grassing the Miller’s up for benefit fraud. That’ll surely come back to haunt her…
But its tears at the end of the week as Johnny tries to send Ruby back to school, Stacy tries to stop it to the best of her ability (and we all know how Stacy can push and push) but Johnny won’t budge or will he…?
Johnny isn’t only having problems at home but at work too. He suspects the Boreiras of moonlighting in his cars (it’s the most dangerous thing that they’ve done in years!). He employs bumbling-Billy to spy on them but when he catches Tariq red-handed he lets it go (Tariq thinks he’s been caught and goes straight to Johnny’s to tell all) This lead to a chain of events which will eventually see the Boreiras have their business taken, being evicted and being forced out of Walford…
Sasha who started so nicely, has now started sleeping with every resident in Albert Sq she’s been with Danny and now this week Billy (what I really don’t get is why is she cheating? There seems to be no logical reason, she hasn’t attempted to sort her problems out with Adi, in fact it seems all a bit pointless! Maybe its Adi’s dodgy Gareth Gates hair cut!)
Chrissie and Sam are still at loggerheads and this week things turn briefly better when like a pair of jealous housewives unite in their jealousy of Tina (you can just hear the Mwaharharhars!). Its only tempary as Chrissie is soon getting dodgy necklaces in the post from Den (this teaches you the lesson to never buy jewellery from a home-shopping channel you never know when it’ll arrive!) but could it be part of a more sinister plot as Chrissie soon makes an offer to Sam she won’t turn down easily…
Sonia learns some tragic news this week poor little Chloe (Rebecca’s) adoptive parents have died. Sonia wants to go to the funeral but Martin says no, she takes little notice of this and goes and pretends to be someone else to pump Rebecca (Chloe) for info. Martin finds out and storms out. He tells Son they’re no longer part of Chloe, oh I don’t know what to call her’s life. Sonia though has different idea.
Poor Rosie is now so poor that’s he has to shop-lift from the Minute-Mart. (She of course can afford to buy Fish and Chips on a weekly basis, maybe that’s why they have no money! But they inadvertently learn who grassed them up…
In other developments on the Square Tina’s dressing up to help someone and poor Stacy is bullying Lucy. Jane realises and eventually the truth behind the fake mugging comes out…
Coming Soon On The Square:
*The Boreiras are off!
*But is Sasha with them?
*Sonia is desperate to see Chloe, Rebecca (nameless girl!)
*There’s plenty more fun from the Allen family. Tina’s eventually going to find out the truth behind Ruby…
*Chrissie and Sam have an arrangement
*And Stacy’s in big trouble!
Any questions, I’ll give them a shot at answering! And feedback is most appreciated!
