Jade
04-06-2005, 17:01
Disaster struck the Big Brother House this morning when Housemates discovered they had left their beer in the freezer.
"Not my *******ing beer!" yelled Maxwell, jumping out of bed and running into the kitchen like he was rescuing his first-born. "You're having a *******ing laugh!"
But Roberto was not having a laugh. He was right. The beer was still in the freezer and was now frozen solid.
"They could eat it like ice cream," suggested Kemal, helpfully.
So distressed was Maxwell, he went to speak to Big Brother.
"It's a black day in the Big Brother House," he said. "My beers aren't working anymore. Would it be possible to swap them?"
But Big Brother wasn't sympathetic, telling him the beer was the Housemates' responsibility.
Maxwell said he was, "low and miserable. I was looking forward to today, now this has happened. My beer's broken and I'm not happy."
"And I still ain't got no pants!"
Oh dear.
"Not my *******ing beer!" yelled Maxwell, jumping out of bed and running into the kitchen like he was rescuing his first-born. "You're having a *******ing laugh!"
But Roberto was not having a laugh. He was right. The beer was still in the freezer and was now frozen solid.
"They could eat it like ice cream," suggested Kemal, helpfully.
So distressed was Maxwell, he went to speak to Big Brother.
"It's a black day in the Big Brother House," he said. "My beers aren't working anymore. Would it be possible to swap them?"
But Big Brother wasn't sympathetic, telling him the beer was the Housemates' responsibility.
Maxwell said he was, "low and miserable. I was looking forward to today, now this has happened. My beer's broken and I'm not happy."
"And I still ain't got no pants!"
Oh dear.