The Bill Caption Competition [Archive] - Soap, Drama and Spoiler Forums

Siobhan

13-03-2009, 11:07

Sorry if I don't know the characters name but here goes:

Girl: I just wanna a coke!

Guy: Anyone under 18 needs to accompanied by an Adult, just go outside, get your mum and get that stupid costume of you. You ain't no policewoman!!

Perdita

13-03-2009, 12:23

I have been expecting a strip-o-gram. This way please to my private office

alan45

13-03-2009, 18:30

Terry '' Talk to the hand Beth, talk to the hand''

Beth '' But DC Perkins Im the best copper in Sun Hill, do you want a sweetie.''

parkerman

15-03-2009, 12:45

Terry: See this hand, Beth, well, it's just about to do what millions of viewers have been wanting to do for ages.

Chloe O'brien

15-03-2009, 23:09

Terry: How many times do I have to tell you auditions for the backend of pantomine cows are over there.

Kim

15-03-2009, 23:14

Terry: I don't believe this, I put you out for the binmen last week! Are you just too rubbish even for them?!

Abigail

16-03-2009, 14:35

Terry: See this hand, Beth, well, it's just about to do what millions of viewers have been wanting to do for ages.

:rotfl: Love it

I'd write one but I'm rubbish at this sort of thing.

Trinity

16-03-2009, 16:27

And this is how you do a shadow puppet dog.

CrazyLea

16-03-2009, 17:23

Man: Excuse me sweetheart, the kids fancy dress party is this way...

Chloe O'brien

18-03-2009, 23:06

Terry: Look Louisa you don't work here no more and no-one is going to write you a reference to get a job on Eastenders, so clear off before I set Peggy the Police mutt on ya.

Beth: But I own half the square they have to take me back.

Perdita

19-03-2009, 06:00

Terry: 'The way to the EastEnders studios is this way.'

clarissa

30-03-2009, 22:08

so you guys dont like her GET OVER IT ALREADY.

Chloe O'brien

30-03-2009, 22:34

Come on join in the caption competition is funny you'll love it.

alan45

31-03-2009, 00:31

so you guys dont like her GET OVER IT ALREADY.

Maybe you could explain why you have joined here. You have made three posts each of which was insulting members opinions of a pathetic character played by a pathetic actress. Unless you have something constructive to post then why bother insulting. If you think Louisa Lytton is so good then feel free to post that about her. There is even a fansite dedicated to her where you can post all you want about her but I suspect you already know that.

http://www.louisa-lytton.co.uk/

clarissa

31-03-2009, 15:13

It is not about Louisa as an actresse i feel there are equally good and better actresses around although this fansite might as well be i hate louisa lytton.com. i have joined bacuse i feel you 'people' have completely insulted an actresse, you don't know her personally so why have these comments, you may think them but do they have to be posted?

Abigail

31-03-2009, 15:15

Everyone is entitled to free speech. At the end of the day, our comments are about her acting, not Louisa as a person.

And I take offence at 'people.'

clarissa

31-03-2009, 15:21

your right so why cristice me for feeling that there has been a personal and nasty attack on a actresse.
as for your i take offense maybe people should look at the posta they have made and read them Lou's point of view wouldn't it be offensive to her?

Abigail

31-03-2009, 15:24

EVERY actor gets criticised from time to time. If they can't take it then they shouldn't be in the business.

We're not having a go at the actress, just the way she delivers herself in front of the camera. Note the way we talk about Beth, not Louisa, in this thread.

Perdita

31-03-2009, 15:25

clarissa, I think you need to join another forum, you are not going to like it on here. Nobody EVER has had a problem with any of the posts critizising Louisa's acting ability and her storylines, so far, we all understand that it is not against her personally and even those of us on here that disagree with any criticism have not had a problem with any of the posts. Move on and get it over it, please. :)

Trinity

31-03-2009, 16:07

This particular thread is a comic caption competition. No offence is meant to anyone, I am suprised that offence has been taken and I would suggest that you are perhaps being a little bit over sensitive on behalf of Louisa.

One thing to be aware of is that actors and actresses live in the public eye. Their careers depend on public support and publicity, good or bad,is often actively sought. The higher their profile the better for their career really.

Other peoples opinions are just as valid as yours and this being a free country we all have the right to express those opinions without being attacked personally.

This might seem to be a contradiction, as you seem to think that we are personally attacking Louisa, however the point is we are not attacking HER. Reviews and critisism is an occupational hazzard for artors and actresses, they would not get very far if they were thin skined about it.

clarissa

31-03-2009, 16:30

Siobhan

31-03-2009, 16:32

Your propably right, the subject of online bullying is very close to me, i may have over reacted to these comments, however i still think people should right about what they post. The way Louisa/any other acts i purely that of being taught.

clarissa, again this is not bullying.. trust me, it wouldn't be tolerated on this site... Bullying is attacking the person whose opinion is different to your saying they are wrong...Besides, how can you bully someone you don't know.. we are not attacking Louisa or any other actress, just their acting skills which is on public display so bound to come up against negative remarks

Perdita

31-03-2009, 16:38

The fact you keep insisting that we are bullies on here could be constructed as bullying by some. We are just giving an opinion on somebody's acting skills, no more, no less. It is not bullying or meant to be offensive to LL.

Trinity

31-03-2009, 16:42

Perdy, I think that Clarissa has some personnal experience of cyber bullying that has clouded her judgement a little here.

I am sure that we can get over that little hiccup and welcome her to the boards.

Siobhan

31-03-2009, 16:43

I agree.. Welcome Clarissa.. if you do find anything you deem offensive or an attack please let me know..

Perdita

31-03-2009, 16:45

I am not saying that I feel bullied but others might. I would also like to welcome clarissa to the boards and hope you enjoy posting on here. We are all very friendly. Any probs with cyber bullying, let me know by sending me a pm and I might be able to advise. :)

clarissa

31-03-2009, 17:00

Thankyou. i am normally qiute laid back and i work 11+ a day so nothing phases me however i may have a tendnecy to over react and bullying is a very close thing to me, i am not saying that you were in any way bullying.

alan45

31-03-2009, 19:15

I take exception to being called a bully because I think Louisa Lytton is a rubbish actress and her character was second only to Gabriel K*nt in being a waste of space. Im sure Ms Lytton and her fan club are more than capable of arguing the merits or otherwise of her acting abilities or lack of them without you accusing people who have an opinion which is different to yours of being bullies.

Louisa Lytton is not the only rubbish actor I criticise. There are plenty more whom I criticise and make fun of and if you hang around you will hear loads more remarks about them.

Please do not take any of the opinions of your favourite TV ''stars'' to heart and then you will not feel annoyed. You may disagree with me as do a lot of folk on here but Im only giving MY opinion so chill out and enjoy Soapboards. Louisa Lytton has left the Bill :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: so I will probably not be posting as much about her as before but who knows who I will take a dislike to next. Dont worry it wont be any of the members on here.:thumbsup:

alan45

01-04-2009, 10:45

Back on topic again. I declare Parkerman the winner.

Here is the latest picture for you to add a caption too.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/alan12296/thebill.jpg

alan45

01-04-2009, 10:46

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/alan12296/thebill.jpg

Jo; Hi we are investigating the theft of belts from the Sun Hill locker room

Siobhan

01-04-2009, 11:32

Terry: ugh there is something gross on your face

Girl (I assume is JO): GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

Terry: oh wait, it is just your nose

clarissa

01-04-2009, 15:41

JO: Oh My God your the guy from that night.
TERRY: What guy, what night?

Siobhan

01-04-2009, 15:56

Or...

Jo: I have a headache

Terry: WTF!! I haven't asked you to bed yet

Chloe O'brien

01-04-2009, 22:30

Your propably right, the subject of online bullying is very close to me, i may have over reacted to these comments, however i still think people should think about what they post. The way Louisa/any other acts i purely that of being taught.

Clarissa I may be guilty of many things but being a bully is not one of them. I detest bullying at any level and I would be the first to defend anyone in real-life or on-line if I thought they were being bullied.

I was not having a go at Louisa. I was having a go at her poor acting skills and the poor writing of The Bill writers. I have a brother who is a police sargent and there is no-way a young PC would have had the responsiblilty that she had and they way she used to pout and stamp her feet like a spoilt child when she didn't get her way just highlighted what poor acting skills she has despite appearing in two of the most well known drama shows on tv for the last twenty years.

I hope there can be a line drawn under what has happened in the last week and you become an active member on the board.

Chloe O'brien

01-04-2009, 22:34

Terry: God Jo that new hairstyle takes 20 years of you. You must have paid a fortune for that new Loreal hair dye.

Jo: I did Terry but I'm worth it.

parkerman

11-04-2009, 12:52

Back on topic again. I declare Parkerman the winner.

Thank you, alan. :thumbsup:

Sorry to have taken so long but I've been away on holiday.

alan45

11-04-2009, 14:05

Dont worry there will be a new picture later.

alan45

11-04-2009, 18:43

Whilst I am deciding on last weeks winner here is this weeks pic. As most of you know how much I hated Gabriel K*nt please be vicious

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/alan12296/kunt.jpg

Abigail

11-04-2009, 18:52

I'm laughing out loud at that picture. It's hilarious, credit to you for finding it :D

I have a few ideas but they need refining.

alan45

11-04-2009, 22:19

Whilst I am deciding on last weeks winner here is this weeks pic. As most of you know how much I hated Gabriel K*nt please be vicious

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/alan12296/kunt.jpg

GK ''I really thought the public would like me Reggibabe''

Reg '' The Bill fans loved me but the producers kept a ****** like you, so there you go. By the way you were CRAP in Dancing on Ice too''

alan45

14-04-2009, 14:46

Siobhan

14-04-2009, 15:06

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/alan12296/kunt.jpg

*Dragnet tune plays*
Reg{How does it happen, Gabriel?}
Kent: {How does what happen?}
Reg: {How does someone with such bad acting skills as yours get to stay when I get kicked out? }
Kent: {Maybe is cause I was on Eastender Reggie and that is something you can't live with}
Reg: {Gee, Gabriel, you haven't been the same since you went crazy
in Sunhill.}
Kent: {It's a pain that never ends.}

duh duh duh dee!!

Chloe O'brien

14-04-2009, 19:20

Terry: God Jo that new hairstyle takes 20 years of you. You must have paid a fortune for that new Loreal hair dye.

Jo: I did Terry but I'm worth it.

This is the winning entry for last weeks competition:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

oh my god I won. I don't know what to say. I would like to thank my warped sense of humour and the writers of 24 for making me looney :rotfl: