DaVeyWaVey
14-02-2009, 23:18
This is all made up by me as I've been very bored tonight. Hope you enjoy. If you score over 25, you live an EastEnders life!
1. You always take your washing to the launderette
2. After an argument with your parent/carer, you shout in retaliation "You ain't my mother/father!"
3. You own a doggy doorstop
4. If you associate your relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, by merging your name and their name together (e.g. Bradley and Stacey = Bracey).
5. You run away after pretending to be an accessory to murder (only a hardcore fan if you choose to run away to Spain).
6. If you own a string of businesses
7. If your life revolves around "famileeeee" and keeping them together.
8. If you shout/scream at your family at least 10 times daily
9. If you bury yourself in a coffin
10. If your working, you decide to swan off elsewhere and tell someone "to cover your shift" "mind your stall" etc
11. If you own a pair of Pat's earrings (or an identical pair).
12. If you've starred in the lead role of a modernised version of a Shakespeare play e.g. Romeo and Julie
13. If you believe you have a stalker called “Danielle”
14. If you go on a ‘condom quest’
15. If you’re local funfair is made from cardboard
16. If you possess super heroic powers ala Den Watts
17. If your 13/14 year old child can drive a car
18. If you choose to bury a dummy underneath some concrete and act as if you’ve committed murder
19. If you pretend you’re on the run from “the old bill”
20. If you choose to air your private/personal lives in public places e.g. your local pub or café. (this includes slapping/punching someone in public).
21. If you go red when you’re angry ala Phil Mitchell
22. If you obsess over a famous celebrity and try and hunt down where they live
23. If you put vodka on your cornflakes
22. If you have a friend called Garry and you pronounce their name as “Gaaw!” or if you pronounce cow as “caaahhh!”
23. If two people who live opposite each other both get into Oxford University
24. If there is a family bust up on Christmas Day (E.g. an affair is revealed, preferably via videotape).
25. If you like to write a confession and hide it in someone’s Christmas stocking (e.g. I’ve been copping off with your brother’s best friend)
26. If you live the Lucy Beale lifestyle of drinking and holding “crazy” house parties
27. If you take your holiday at Blackpool/Weymouth/Dorset
28. If you’re receiving letters/phone calls from your dead wife
29. If you hold a birthday party at the local café
30. If you never crack a smile and don’t understand the definition of “humour”
31. If you commit an armed robbery and get off scot free
32. If you propose to the same woman more than once
33. If you find out your sister’s been sleeping with your ex boyfriend
34. If you own a job opposite/near by where you live.
35. If you’re married for a record of a few hours
36. If you decide to become a part of the Jewish faith but discover “you’re about as Jewish as a bacon sarnie”
37. If you marry a man for their money
38. If you believe “everything is strictly business”
39. If your father looks the same age as you (e.g. Lucas and Chelsea)
40. If you get your community to play a game of “Who Shot ?”
41. If you like watching nature programmes and you own your “own seat” in the living room.
42. If you like to exit a scene in style by throwing witty insults e.g. “you were obviously conceived from weak sperm”
43. If you decide to become a lesbian for the week
44. If your known as “the local gangster” with people making constant references that “they shouldn’t mess with you”
45. If your local club re launches constantly under a different name
46. If you decide to date your best friend’s mum
47. If your GP is after your child
48. If you demand paternity test results
49. If you live with a flat mate, constantly looking for love
50. If your idea of a romantic gesture is to turn up at your lover’s doorstep, wearing nothing but a spinny bowtie.
1. You always take your washing to the launderette
2. After an argument with your parent/carer, you shout in retaliation "You ain't my mother/father!"
3. You own a doggy doorstop
4. If you associate your relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend, by merging your name and their name together (e.g. Bradley and Stacey = Bracey).
5. You run away after pretending to be an accessory to murder (only a hardcore fan if you choose to run away to Spain).
6. If you own a string of businesses
7. If your life revolves around "famileeeee" and keeping them together.
8. If you shout/scream at your family at least 10 times daily
9. If you bury yourself in a coffin
10. If your working, you decide to swan off elsewhere and tell someone "to cover your shift" "mind your stall" etc
11. If you own a pair of Pat's earrings (or an identical pair).
12. If you've starred in the lead role of a modernised version of a Shakespeare play e.g. Romeo and Julie
13. If you believe you have a stalker called “Danielle”
14. If you go on a ‘condom quest’
15. If you’re local funfair is made from cardboard
16. If you possess super heroic powers ala Den Watts
17. If your 13/14 year old child can drive a car
18. If you choose to bury a dummy underneath some concrete and act as if you’ve committed murder
19. If you pretend you’re on the run from “the old bill”
20. If you choose to air your private/personal lives in public places e.g. your local pub or café. (this includes slapping/punching someone in public).
21. If you go red when you’re angry ala Phil Mitchell
22. If you obsess over a famous celebrity and try and hunt down where they live
23. If you put vodka on your cornflakes
22. If you have a friend called Garry and you pronounce their name as “Gaaw!” or if you pronounce cow as “caaahhh!”
23. If two people who live opposite each other both get into Oxford University
24. If there is a family bust up on Christmas Day (E.g. an affair is revealed, preferably via videotape).
25. If you like to write a confession and hide it in someone’s Christmas stocking (e.g. I’ve been copping off with your brother’s best friend)
26. If you live the Lucy Beale lifestyle of drinking and holding “crazy” house parties
27. If you take your holiday at Blackpool/Weymouth/Dorset
28. If you’re receiving letters/phone calls from your dead wife
29. If you hold a birthday party at the local café
30. If you never crack a smile and don’t understand the definition of “humour”
31. If you commit an armed robbery and get off scot free
32. If you propose to the same woman more than once
33. If you find out your sister’s been sleeping with your ex boyfriend
34. If you own a job opposite/near by where you live.
35. If you’re married for a record of a few hours
36. If you decide to become a part of the Jewish faith but discover “you’re about as Jewish as a bacon sarnie”
37. If you marry a man for their money
38. If you believe “everything is strictly business”
39. If your father looks the same age as you (e.g. Lucas and Chelsea)
40. If you get your community to play a game of “Who Shot ?”
41. If you like watching nature programmes and you own your “own seat” in the living room.
42. If you like to exit a scene in style by throwing witty insults e.g. “you were obviously conceived from weak sperm”
43. If you decide to become a lesbian for the week
44. If your known as “the local gangster” with people making constant references that “they shouldn’t mess with you”
45. If your local club re launches constantly under a different name
46. If you decide to date your best friend’s mum
47. If your GP is after your child
48. If you demand paternity test results
49. If you live with a flat mate, constantly looking for love
50. If your idea of a romantic gesture is to turn up at your lover’s doorstep, wearing nothing but a spinny bowtie.