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Perdita
13-02-2009, 10:42
An Indian nationalist movement has created a fizzy drink made from cow urine.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh's Cow Protection Department has announced that development has almost finished on the beverage, which is called "gau jal", meaning "cow water".

Deopartment head Om Prakash said that the drink is undergoing final laboratory tests and should be on the market by the end of the year.

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times.

"Its [ultimate selling point] will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The movement is hoping that the drink will help promote Hindu ideology, which includes revering cows as objects of worship.

Discussing other drink manufacturers, Prakash said: "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind. We may also think of exporting it."

I think I will give this a miss if I should come across it :sick:

alan45
13-02-2009, 11:15
Nothing new. Britain has had it for years, only we call it Skol Lager:lol:

di marco
13-02-2009, 12:14
eurgh that sounds gross! :sick:

StarsOfCCTV
13-02-2009, 16:53
"devoid of toxins"? How? Urine is a waste product of the body. :lol: Still ew..wouldn't drink it myself!

Abbie
13-02-2009, 16:54
Ewww, I wouldnt drink it

Chloe O'brien
13-02-2009, 23:07
It will be fine with vodka just like red bull.

DaVeyWaVey
13-02-2009, 23:10
As long as it tastes nice, I don't mind what it's made from :)

di marco
14-02-2009, 17:58
As long as it tastes nice, I don't mind what it's made from :)

eurgh really?! :sick:

Chris_2k11
14-02-2009, 19:48
not for me :D

Kim
14-02-2009, 19:54
:sick: Note to self: Do not accept any drinks that anyone brings back from India as a present :lol:

Chloe O'brien
14-02-2009, 22:51
Do you think they could donate a case to Frank Hadden and the Scottish Rugby Team. It might improve their game because the porridge isn't working.

Abbie
15-02-2009, 00:16
:sick: I dont think I could

Perdita
15-02-2009, 06:12
:sick: Note to self: Do not accept any drinks that anyone brings back from India as a present :lol:

Or Davey if he says it tastes nice :lol: