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Jade
31-05-2005, 13:24
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Kemal's obsession with body hair is confusing the men of the House. They think the smooth-skinned belly dancer should let his stubble run wild.

People have started to notice Kemal's fanatical shaving habits. Science reckons that all that hair removal is enough to bring anyone out in a rash.

"He shaves everywhere," Science told his fellow Housemates in the garden.

But macho Maxwell thinks that the best thing about being a bloke is being able to choose to shave or not to shave. He can't imagine not being able to escape the daily torment of waxing, plucking and scraping that most women have to endure.

Science agrees. He just loves "the manliness round the edges," that a good bit of stubble brings.

"Kemal hasn't got much manliness round the edges," Maxwell pointed out.

"That's his preference," Science said, thinking of Kemal's smooth seal-like physique.

Continuing to focus on the many bonuses of being a bloke, Maxwell told Housemates: "I've had the same sheets on my bed for about four years."

No wonder he's such a hit with the ladies!