LostVoodoo
18-09-2008, 14:00
omg, you won't believe this! :eek:
Corrie cross-dresser Norris
Coronation Street's Norris Cole is apparently set to reveal a secret love of cross-dressing.
The busy-body newsagent - played by 68-year-old Malcolm Hebden - confesses to landlady Emily Bishop about his female alias Noretta, after she discovers his stash of saucy ladies lingerie, according to the Daily Star.
Conservative church-goer Emily - played by 77-year-old Eileen Derbyshire - is shocked when Norris puts his sexy underwear into a bundle of clothes she is taking to the church jumble sale, but the bin liner splits open and she discovers it.
Emily confronts her lodger: "I know your private life is your business, but what you get up to in my spare room is most definitely my business. Be honest - are you a transvestite?"
Norris confesses: "I won the underwear in a competition I entered while I was being Noretta Cole, and where I had to describe what my dream date with Pierce Brosnan would be like.
"We'd eat dozens of fresh oysters in a posh restaurant, spend the night flamenco dancing and then take a midnight hot air ride up the M60 orbital."
Coronation Street bosses apparently wrote the storyline to put some comedy into the run up to Christmas.
A source said: "It's one of the funniest plots ever."
:rotfl:
Corrie cross-dresser Norris
Coronation Street's Norris Cole is apparently set to reveal a secret love of cross-dressing.
The busy-body newsagent - played by 68-year-old Malcolm Hebden - confesses to landlady Emily Bishop about his female alias Noretta, after she discovers his stash of saucy ladies lingerie, according to the Daily Star.
Conservative church-goer Emily - played by 77-year-old Eileen Derbyshire - is shocked when Norris puts his sexy underwear into a bundle of clothes she is taking to the church jumble sale, but the bin liner splits open and she discovers it.
Emily confronts her lodger: "I know your private life is your business, but what you get up to in my spare room is most definitely my business. Be honest - are you a transvestite?"
Norris confesses: "I won the underwear in a competition I entered while I was being Noretta Cole, and where I had to describe what my dream date with Pierce Brosnan would be like.
"We'd eat dozens of fresh oysters in a posh restaurant, spend the night flamenco dancing and then take a midnight hot air ride up the M60 orbital."
Coronation Street bosses apparently wrote the storyline to put some comedy into the run up to Christmas.
A source said: "It's one of the funniest plots ever."
:rotfl: