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StarsOfCCTV
23-07-2008, 20:49
Love this show :D Went to see it being filmed once had a stomach ache through laughing by the end! Thought I'd incorporate quotes into this thread since they are always hilarious.

Hugh Dennis: Yes, well it's... definitely stuck up there... we may, er... we may have to use the ferret.

Ed Byrne: And your question is on... Celebrities. Which jocular Irish host of the popular show Mock The Week is known by his friends as "Dobby" for his uncanny resemblence to the house elf in Harry Potter?

Frankie Boyle: I promise to bring crime in this constituency down, by patrolling the streets at night, dressed as a man-leopard.

Dara: I can't see a flaw in that plan, where you walk into a shop, ram a frozen chicken onto your head -
Russell: Or bluetack
Dara: Blutack?! :lol:

Frankie: I hope oneday you see someone in those pants, although, I can't imagine how that situation would arise.