Connor needs some help for school talent show!!!

[Debs]

connor is doing a talent show at the summer fayre! he has decided he will team up with his friend and tell knock knock jokes!! problem is the jokes are awful :lol: bless him!

so we so far have one joke!

knock knock
whos there
turner
turner who
turner round, theres a big scary monster ( which he will shout and then point at his teacher :lol: )



soooooo anyone else got any simple but funny knock jokes bearing in mind he is only 6 so they have to be clean :D

Thanks in advance!!!

[Bryan]

http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm#top

a site of them there, some quite funny ones!

[Kim]

Knock Knock
Who's There
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry

[samantha nixon]

These are quite dodgy ones lol, but might be allright for a 6 year old

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they MOO!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell!!!!

[Chris_2k11]

Oh debs ive got an old joke book somewhere with loads of these in :lol: i'll try and dig it out later if u want

[Chloe O'brien]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lydia?
Lydia who?
Lydia the teapot?

try the Horrid Henry joke book there are loads of awful kids jokes in there.

[Debs]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lydia?
Lydia who?
Lydia the teapot?

try the Horrid Henry joke book there are loads of awful kids jokes in there.


yeah we got that book, i love the horrid henry books :lol: but there :lol: are only a few knock knock ones and he only wants to do knock knock jokes!

chris that would be fab if you dont mind!