Casualty Quotes

[StarsOfCCTV]

Snezana: You know you're very polite young man
Curtis: Thanks
Snezana: You don't seem like other men of your age..they're vulgar and they wear ill-fitting trousers

Big Mac: (whispers) Toby *opens cubicle curtain*
Toby: Oh I hope that's not what Joanne meant

[StarsOfCCTV]

Zoe: Do you two mind?
Adam: What?
Zoe: I've got a busy ED here and all I can hear is you two bickering.
Adam: She started it.
Jessica: Grow up.

Marylin: Oh your such a dinosaur Charlie!
Charlie: Well then you'd better watch out I don't eat you for breakfast.

[StarsOfCCTV]

Toby: What do women actually do with me time?

The evil stares he got for that :lol:

[StarsOfCCTV]

Alice: If your going to be like that you can sort your own mess out. I am not the one pretending to be a war hero from Afghanistan.

[StarsOfCCTV]

Ruth: If it wasn't for alcohol and trampolines I'd be out of a job

[CrazyLea]

I know this wasn't meant to be funny, but the way it was said made me laugh for some reason..

Charlie: put the scissors down...

8-)

[StarsOfCCTV]

Adam: Ok this nun walks into a bar-
Jessica: Different story.

[StarsOfCCTV]

Jeff: Be gentle with her Tess she's the grieving widow remember? Oh no he's alive. And well. And welsh.

[Tannie]

Charlie - No matter what happens we'll always have Holby :wub:

[StarsOfCCTV]

Adam: I'm the man who got you out of there.
Patient: I hate you!
Adam: ...maybe we'll cut that bit?

Adam: UP, UP, Keep moving up! ... DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!

Adam (to Jess): Okay...this is the male toilets now and you've just walked in - you realise that right?

Nick: You know what I hate about the NHS? Cutting corners... see this door - so flimsy. Amazing how the sound travels through it. :rotfl:

Nick: In future there are two things I'd like you to remember. Golden rules if you like. One, I don't care for brown nosing, so don't do it. Two - and this is by far the most important - you must never, ever ever look inside the bag.

[Tannie]

-Zoe, Adam and Ruth argue-
-Nick Jordan throws ball-

Nick - Hi. Two things you should be aware of. Number one, Nick Jordan, your new clinical lead. Number two, your patient has a bottle in her neck.

Adam: Who's the most important person in my resus?
Toby and Ruth: You!

Charlie: "Well doctors can sometimes be a bit arrogant."
Switches to Adam.
Adam: "I'm the most important person in the room."
:lol:

[StarsOfCCTV]

Number two, your patient has a bottle in her neck. And he's throwing a ball around resus :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tannie]

[a flat screen for tracking patients' waiting times has just been delivered to the department]
Maggie Coldwell: What on earth is that for?
Bruno Jenkins: Action replays of your greatest life-saving moments. I love short films.
Maggie Coldwell: I see your humour implant didn't take, then.


Selena Manning: [to Maggie] You will never guess what just happened.
Maggie Coldwell: Yeah well so long as I don't get the blame I don't care.
Selena Manning: Nathan just asked my out.
Maggie Coldwell: Nathan as in Spencer?
[Selena nods]
Maggie Coldwell: Well I hope you told him to get stuffed.
[Selena looks away]
Maggie Coldwell: You didn't did you?
Selena Manning: Look, I didn't say yes. Look, he's not that bad, he's good looking, he's successful.
Maggie Coldwell: Yeah and what happened to I need a good man? He's obviously a snake, what is it with you and dodgy blokes? Please, Selena, just wait for a decent man.
Selena Manning: You might be right. Do you know what though? Do you know what was lovely? Just having someone actually ask me out, even if it was Nathan.
Kelsey Phillips: Nathan asked you out. Isn't he gay?
Maggie Coldwell: [walks away with a huge grin on her face]

[You gotta love Kelsy and Maggie :lol: :wub: ]

Maggie: I'll just tell my patient with bad respiritory effort to hold her breath then shall I?!

Charlie : No, you're not having an episode.
Abs : Who brought her back?

Jess: Shes probably broke a nail.
Toby: No it'll be something more important than that.
Jess: Yeah probably her shoes dont match her outfit. :lol:

I miss maggie and her one liner's i will be back with more :(x

[StarsOfCCTV]

Ben: "Stop throwing everyone in front of the car crash that is your life. And you; you're gay."

[Emmie]

One of my favourite quotes is:

T.C: Paramedics?
Kelsey: Yea they drive the big brum burms with the sirens and the lights

x

[choc-a-bloc]

Loved this one from the start of the series,

Jeff, "There is a rumour, that the paramedics are quite..."
Cut to Adam, "The paramedics are...lunatics,"
Cut to Kelsey, "The paramedics are completely barmy!"
Cut to Toby, "They scare me,"
Cut back to Jeff, "...sexy?"

[adamjess]

Adam: "You know I've always loved you"
Adam: "I am family. I'm the father"
Adam: "Nothing matters anymore"
He's too cute for words:wub: :love:.

[Abbie]

Adam: "You know I've always loved you"
Adam: "I am family. I'm the father"
Adam: "Nothing matters anymore"
He's too cute for words:wub: :love:.

:wub: I agree, I loved them. Best quotes of the episode by far