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Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:34
BB asks the housemates to ensure that they wear their microphones at all times.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:35
Roberto does a dance lol.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:35
Kemal is teaching them the dance.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:36
They are all standing in a line lol being taught to dance by Kemal.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:36
Vanessa is loving the dancing lesson.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:36
The rest of the housemates find the dance routine amusing.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:37
Kemal's singing is hysterical.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:38
Earlier on in the evening Science had said to Kemal that his women shoes and hairclip was not normal.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:38
Science is taking part in the dancing lesson and is enjoying it.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:39
They've lost half their dancers.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:39
Everyone is howling at Kemal.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:39
Kemal leaves the bedroom.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 01:40
Science and Derek are having a little disagreement about water! lol! :lol:

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:40
I know, I saw that earlier. In the bedroom?

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:41
Wait for a little while and you will see the dancing lesson, it's hilarious. Kemal is singing and dancing and they are all standing in a line.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 01:41
I know, I saw that earlier. In the bedroom?Yeah! :D

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:41
Roberto is singing the song that Kemal sang.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:43
Mary asks Craig if he thinks he can dance and Mary keeps saying Dirty Dancing.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:44
Craig does a dance.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:48
Makosi and Craig leave the bedroom.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:49
Vanessa says her housemates will see her hair curly at some point in the house...

Ooo how exciting! LOL.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:49
Kemal asks if anybody has an eyeliner pencil.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:51
The housemates are looking at the rules for rubbish in the Welcome Pack or rather Craig and Makosi are.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 01:54
Vanessa says her housemates will see her hair curly at some point in the house...

Ooo how exciting! LOL. lol! :)

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:55
Makosi says Derek is sleeping in the sitting room area and wants to know if they should leave the bedroom and let him go to his bed. The housemates want to know why he never said anything. The housemates claim Derek is a winner because he is sleeping outside of the bedroom and they can stay in the bedroom but Makosi thinks Derek should have his bed.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:57
Makosi says if you think somebody is a pr**k tell them that.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:57
Science says "How can I be a bitch? I'm a man".

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:59
Makosi has left the bedroom.

Maxwell is bitching about Makosi saying "English is my tenth language" and saying why doesn't she go off to another country's BigBrother so she can understand them better and he is annoyed that she came into the bedroom to tell them to move for Derek.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 01:59
There's been a lot of arguing/bitching tonight.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:00
Science says if you want to go to bed why don't you just tell people?

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:00
Science says let your opinions be known.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:00
Science says he is like a peacemaker at the same time and very diplomatic.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:01
Craig is combing Lesley's hair.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:01
Makosi is now back in the bedroom.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:09
BB tells the housemates that the loft is not to be used for sleeping in due to health and safety reasons.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:13
BB tells them again that they can't sleep in the loft. Roberto goes to wake Derek in the living room only to discover it's Maxwell in the loft but he's not asleep.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:14
Maxwell is still peeved off with Makosi for telling them that Derek was sleeping and asking if they should leave the bedroom.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:17
Mary tells Maxwell it's a case of Makosi wanting dominance but Mary likes Makosi.

Mary, Roberto and Maxwell are in the loft.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:21
Maxwell thinks Kemal is an unbelievably funny guy.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 02:37
The dancing part's came on! :D "And then we do an S for science, that's right! Scienceeee!" :lol:

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:38
LOL it's great.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:42
The dancing is excellent.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 02:42
Derek is in the bedroom now.

i_luv_dennis
29-05-2005, 08:44
moshea i think that how to spell her name had a right go at the housemates

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 10:15
Derek's awake and tidying up in the kitchen. Everybody else is still asleep.

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 10:21
Its Makosi people!!

Layne
29-05-2005, 10:26
I'll come on tomorrow and this thread will be like 100 pages long!So i ain't leaving!


Came ont this morning and this thread is like 30 pages long!!!!
Thanks for all the detail WQ!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 10:31
lol imagine the length of it by the time the series finishes! :eek: :D

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 10:38
Derek is cleaning the dinner table (god, the excitement! :rolleyes: :wall: )
And he's just been called to the diary room.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 10:40
Derek's back out the diary room and they've gave him some more milk

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 10:46
Derek is holding a pan and saying, "I mean look at that, look at that, two girls said they cleaned this last night!" (he's trying to say it hasn't been cleaned properly! And yes he is talking to himself! lol).

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 11:17
Derek Rules OK

Day 3, 08:50


Early bird Derek gave a long lecture on the benefit of rules and discipline in the kitchen this morning to an audience of just one - himself.

The early mornings seem to have had a peculiar effect on Derek, he's started talking to himself. This morning the Housemate happily gave himself a good talking to about his favourite subject - rules.

According to Derek, a house with rules makes for a happy house and in search of harmony, he has promised to lay down the law about kitchen hygiene after finding a sink full of dirty dishes.

"We're going to have a meeting," he said, lathering up, "We're going to iron out one or two issues about practicality, about living in a house together," he said.


"A real man is one who does the dishes," he reminded himself, getting busy with a tea towel.

"You need rules to keep cohesion," he continued to no one but himself. "Rules are there for the benefit of everybody, as Michael Howard would say," the keen Tory enthused.

Derek has also asked for a nightly weather report from Big Brother. Apparently this would help him decide whether to wear long or short trousers each morning, which could save valuable rule-making time.

Big Brother has declined to comment on his request so far. Wonder why.


what an idiot

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 11:21
The housemates have been woken up by big brother - (a big alarm thing went off).

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 11:43
Awww poor Derek!!

Treacle
29-05-2005, 11:47
This is great.

Chris_2k11
29-05-2005, 11:51
This is great.What is?

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 11:53
Look At My Wonderful Sig. Layne Made For Me Everyone!! Thanks Layne!!

Treacle
29-05-2005, 11:54
What is?
BB :D

Treacle
29-05-2005, 11:54
Look At My Wonderful Sig. Layne Made For Me Everyone!! Thanks Layne!!
That looks great.

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 11:55
I know lol... thanks from me and Layne :p

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 12:06
Rude Awakening
Day 3, 10:00

Makosi ensured everyone got out of bed the wrong side this morning when she inflicted four minutes of piercing alarm noise on her sleepy Housemates.

If she wants to avoid the public vote, she must convince her fellow Housemates to nominate her and this morning she came up with a sneaky tactic to secure some more precious nominations.



When the screeching alarm ripped through the House all Housemates hurried to get out of bed and dressed in a bid to stop the awful noise. Not Makosi though.

The scheming minx had figured out that, if she stayed in bed, the alarm would continue to sound. Another brilliant way to ensure the Housemates dislike her and nominate her!

Trying to rouse the layabout, the Housemates were confronted with rather more of the bed bound babe than they had expected. They ripped off her covers and discovered that Ms Makosi sleeps in the nude!

An unrepentant Makosi raised her head and the alarm stopped. But within seconds she was back in bed, and the terrible noise had started up again.

Once up, Makosi was unrepentant and talked loudly about her PMT, warning Housemates: "I'm going to be here for 10 weeks, I'm going to be in a bad mood for 2 months!"

Alarming news for the Housemates, but will they nominate her? Time will tell.

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 12:17
lol

Treacle
29-05-2005, 12:21
I hope BB tells the housemates what she had to do at the end of it coz otherwise they're gonna hate her especially if she has to keep it a secret still.

luna_lovegood
29-05-2005, 12:30
Yeah but as she is the "Unlucky 13th" wouldn't be so much more evil if they didn't let her tell them, I hope they do let her tell the other housemates though because I quite like her and I don't want to see her go yet. Get rid of Lesley!

.:SpIcYsPy:.
29-05-2005, 12:33
Lesley is ok.. everyone seems a BIT ok actually now..

Treacle
29-05-2005, 12:53
Makosi is having a go at everyone in another bid to get nominated.
Maxwell has brought up the issue from last night about Derek not being able to sleep in the bedroom because people were talking in there.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:04
Anthony is debating the fact Makosi claims she used to be an elephant with her.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:04
Makosi is really peeving everyone off lol. It would be evil if BB didn't let her tell them why when it's over. They are all gonna hate her, she is gonna have to rebuild all her links with people.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:05
Mary is chatting to Makosi.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:05
Anthony says it will all kick off again tonight.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:07
Makosi says she has an elephant duvet at home etc and the elephants always face the door. Makosi says whatever it is that as an elephant about them in her home always face the door.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:07
Makosi says it's easier to connect with elephants because although they are so huge they let you connect with them.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 13:20
Caped Crusader


Day 3, 11:30


Roberto revealed a superhero streak this morning during a chat about home comforts. Apparently our wannabe Batman relaxes at home by snapping on some special boots and hanging upside down.

Although Big Brother endeavours to provide everything a Housemate requires for modern living, some of the lads have been reminiscing about some slightly bizarre home comforts.

When Roberto told Anthony he'd like to spend more time hanging from the roof by his ankles, his fellow Housemate was slightly taken aback. But Roberto explained that hanging upside down can strengthen the back.

The latter day Batman enjoys a daily dangle at home and would like to repeat the experience in the Big Brother House.

He described some special hooked boots needed for a daily inversion. "I'm going to ask for them," he said. "Everyone could use them," he promised.


Hairdresser Craig's not sure about hanging upside down, but he would like a "nice funky power shower with loads of spray jets."

"They're *********g wicked!" he said with a faraway look in his eyes.

Derek's requests are simple, he just wants his own towel. "Someone has walked off with my towel, again," he moaned after exiting the shower and finding himself without anything to dry himself with.

"You've got to keep it with you all the time." Craig told a wet Derek. "I'm like a chicken, I sit on mine," he confided.

"It's beyond comprehension," Derek spluttered as he marched off in search of a nice clean towel.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 13:21
Bog Standard


Day 3, 12:00


A mountain of toilet paper has led to some filthy talk from Maxwell who thinks he has the Housemates' toilet habits all worked out.

The shopping list has arrived bringing food and treats into the House along with a quite astonishing number of loo rolls. The over-enthusiastic Housemates ordered an impressive 76 rolls in total, which, as Maxwell pointed out, is only half the amount they originally intended to order!

Foul-mouthed Maxwell displayed a rare verve for toilet arithmetic by calculating how many "motions" this influx of loo roll could facilitate.

According to Maxwell's complicated calculations, each Housemate has 5.5 loo rolls at their disposal over the next seven days.


But the Professor of the Pan thinks he can predict this week's toilet behaviour with even greater accuracy. "Say it's two sheets per go, and five times a wipe, that's ten sheets every time you go for a pony," he explained to a slightly disturbed Sam.

Working on a basis of there being 200 sheets in each roll, Maxwell believes that's 20 motions per roll. The Housemate was flushed with pride as he delivered his final calculation. Each Housemate can afford to "go for a pony," 100 times this week!

Sounds like a load of c**p to us.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:23
Thanks Rach.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:48
Lesley says she reckons she has a good chance of being the first one to go.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 13:48
Lesley and Craig are chatting in the garden.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 14:31
Politically Correct

Day 3, 13:00
Hardliner Derek is on a mission to clean up the House. The political speechwriter called a general meeting to discuss hygiene, sleeping habits and some other hot topics.

Using all the powers of his political rhetoric, Derek had the Housemates behaving like obedient school children during the House meeting. The group raised their hands in support of, or opposition to, Derek's many Housekeeping motions.

"I think we need to really decide what time lights go out in the bedroom." Derek said. "And we've got to rigorously enforce it," he added firmly. He then pointed out that there are plenty of places for people to be loud in if they so desire, but that the Bedroom is not a place for a party.

Most of the Housemates were thinking what Derek was thinking, even laidback lothario Roberto had to agree, voicing his consent as he reclined by the pool.

But Makosi tried to stir up trouble by objecting to various motions, and setting off a flurry of chatter.

"We are not a beer garden!" Derek silenced the chat with this majestic statement.

Sam was next on the agenda and brought before the court of Derek for crimes against washing up. "Can you make sure you do it properly?" Derek scolded Sam for her poor rinsing skills.

"There was so much of it," she giggled, but her winning smile was lost on Derek, who made sure she promised to do it properly next time.

With business concluded, Derek beamed at the group. "Now, we should all go about our business, we've got a very busy day ahead of us," he said authoritatively.

Well that called them to order all right.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 14:36
Ghost Of A Chance
Day 3, 13:46


One of the House's weirder moments occurred in the living room today when psychic Mary and motor mouth Maxwell seemed to be flirting. Weird but true!

Big Brother announced this afternoon's task, and Maxwell reckoned that 'white witch' Mary might be able to pull some strings with the spirit world to ensure success.

"If your stone is working you've got nothing to worry about," Maxwell told the spooky lady, referring to one of her many enchanted stones she uses to contact the spirit world.

"My stone is working baby. You just haven't felt it yet," the flirtatious psychic replied.

Mary then suggested that a group bonding session might secure task victory. "We hold hands, we connect, we tune into whatever energy comes into the room," she explained to the fascinated Housemates.

At that point someone suggested calling Ghostbusters. Thankfully Big Brother announced that the group could disperse.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 14:37
gaaaa mary and maxwell sitting in a tree........

Treacle
29-05-2005, 14:53
LOL, Kay, eye, ess...ess, eye, hen, gee

lol

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 14:54
will marys positive energy help them win any tasks or will they fail miserably???

Treacle
29-05-2005, 14:55
When is the next task?

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 14:56
i think they are getting stuff to do daily but the real ones will start on saturday?

Treacle
29-05-2005, 14:59
What have they had to do so far?

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 15:03
not sure but it mentions something in the latest article

Layne
29-05-2005, 15:21
This thread is VERY GOOD, but i go offline for like 309 mins come back and there is an extra like 10 pages, it'll take me ages to read it alll
*trapses back to read the rest*
xxx

Treacle
29-05-2005, 15:42
LOL, yeah this is a great thread.

Bad Wolf
29-05-2005, 15:43
we are going to need to cut it in to weeks or its going to be impossible to keep up with it

Treacle
29-05-2005, 15:44
No we can just make a mental note of what page it was on before we left it last.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 15:44
We can't cut it coz when it's finished people can follow the full series using it.

i_luv_dennis
29-05-2005, 16:57
they are in the kitchean

Behemoth
29-05-2005, 17:35
Roberto is wearing about four pairs of sunglasses.

Behemoth
29-05-2005, 17:39
Kemal thinks he is like Dierdre from Corrie and was also worried that he was going bald.

Behemoth
29-05-2005, 17:40
Anthony says that he watched The Apprentice (http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice) on BBC2 and liked it.

Behemoth
29-05-2005, 20:22
Saskia is having her hair put in dreadlocks by Makosi and Vanessa.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 23:42
Saskia is giving Maxwell a back massage.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 23:51
Saskia is looking for something.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 23:52
Makosi writes something and breaks the rules of BigBrother.

Treacle
29-05-2005, 23:53
Vanessa is massaging Maxwell's back.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 00:05
Derek says he doesn't understand why everything in the house has to have sexual innuendo.

Chris_2k11
30-05-2005, 02:44
Lesley's just been sat in the garden loft thing with some of the other housemates, saying she's a member on the digital spy forums and was saying that there was quite a few people on there saying, "I hate it when a housemate goes in and says they dont want to win, and say that they just take part for the experience of it all." She also said that there was quite a few rumours that a celebrity was supposed to be entering the house.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:50
Lol :)

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:51
Anthony says he would sleep with Vanessa, Sam and Makosi but not Mary and Lesley. He isn't saying he would do the bizz with them but he finds them attractive.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:57
Craig says he'd never heard so many different names for a womans private area until he went in the house.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:58
Maxwell says Sam would be perfect for him.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:58
Sorry I should explain who's up and where they are.

Maxwell, Vanessa, Roberto, Anthony and Craig are talking on the sofas.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 03:59
Roberto says he likes Sam and Saskia.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:00
Anthony claims he's just seen a rabbit outside.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:00
Craig is asking if it was a gnome moving. Anthony wonders if he's going mad.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:00
Anthony says he saw something hop across the garden and he finds a hole in the garden.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:00
They think it's a rat (eurgh!)

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:01
They are searching the garden. They reckon it's a rat.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:02
They saw a rat.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:02
They go back to the lounge.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:03
Maxwell says if he goes to bed he doesn't want to miss anything. Anthony agrees.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 04:03
Maxwell says he loves a kip and Anthony agrees.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:41
Craig is doing Vanessa's hair.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:42
Craig and Vanessa are singing.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:42
Craig says he used to like Linkin Park. Vanessa asked him about The Darkness but Craig says he thinks they're corny.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:43
Craig says he's up for any games.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:44
Craig says he can't wait to see Vanessa's hair when it's been done up by him.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:53
Craig is singing Britney Spears with Vanessa.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:54
They are singing Whitney Houston "I wanna dance with somebody"

"Yeah I wanna dance with somebody, wanna feel the heat with somebody, with somebody who loves me" :D

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:54
Craig is still styling Vanessa's hair.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 12:55
Vanessa is asking who Craig would invite to dinner even if they were dead. He can choose anyone.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:09
Vanessa says she used to love the Spice Girls.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:10
Lesley gets a drink out the fridge.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:12
Lesley says she can't believe all the fruit has gone already. She wanted a banana.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:12
Craig has finished doing Vanessa's hair.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:12
Lesley says she is bored today.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:13
Craig says Lesley has to practice her eviction walkout. He says you have to walk out with confidence.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:13
Craig says he wants to go in the swimming pool with Vanessa in particular. Vanessa says she will go to it but not in it.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:13
Vanessa is asking Craig's advice on her clothes.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:14
Mary is in the bedroom.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:15
Mary says she has a lot of clothes to wash.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:15
Kemal says he only has one pair of underwear he needs to wash.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:16
Kemal lies down on the bed.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:16
Mary thought nominations happened on a Monday and thinks they might be today.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:17
Mary says she wants to nominate.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:17
Kemal says he doesn't think nominations will be a problem for anyone. He jokingly says that he will say "What only 2 people?, can't we do six"

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:18
Kemal says they are supposed to go a week without nominations.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:18
It's Mary's birthday today as well :)

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:19
Roberto wants Craig to do his hair. He is pretending Vanessa is his receptionist and asking her to book him in lol :D

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:19
Sound has been dipped for legal reasons.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:19
Vanessa is asking who is the diva of the salon.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:20
Vanessa asks Mary if she is coming outside. Mary says she will when she finishes sorting out her clothes.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:21
Mary says it's a good job they weren't allowed any sharp objects in there :)

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:22
Mary asks for a cuppa and Vanessa says she is the birthday girl so will get what she wants.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:23
Kemal gives Vanessa a bracelet.

Treacle
30-05-2005, 13:23
Kemal says his big spangly bracelets make him look like a fabulous Asian woman :rotfl:

.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-05-2005, 18:04
LOL!!

Treacle
30-05-2005, 19:16
Maxwell reduced Lesley to tears earlier over a comment about her always showing her cleavage.

Having had a cry in the Loft Lesley decided revenge was sweetest served cold - in the form of a wet bed for Maxwell. One glass of water later she was halted in her tracks by a diplomatic Derek who told her "those beautiful eyes were not made to cry", reminding her that today was Mary's day and it shouldn't be spoilt.

Mary however didn't want the atmosphere to continue and after encouraging Lesley to not change and stay true to herself, went to talk to Maxwell. Taking the hint the geezer of the house took the bull by the horns and went to settle things with his sparring partner.

Sharing their feelings, which included Lesley thinking that Maxwell, Sam and Saskia were laughing at her, all the tensions of the last few days seem to have been resolved. But will they stay that way when Max gets into a wet cold bed later tonight?

.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-05-2005, 19:22
o0o0o0o0o

Chris_2k11
30-05-2005, 19:39
Maxwell reduced LesleyI thought that bit said "seduced" there! :lol:

.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-05-2005, 21:15
Lol

Treacle
30-05-2005, 21:37
Kemal goes to the toilet.

Behemoth
30-05-2005, 21:58
Mary says that she will be naked in the pool later tonight.

.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-05-2005, 22:21
:o Mary!!! Ahhhhhhhhh run everyone its a trap!!

Behemoth
31-05-2005, 00:52
Housemates were singing. Sam has a warbley type voice and Science did a crap rap!

Chris_2k11
31-05-2005, 01:48
Saskia's just been singing "hey big spender" to the housemates. And Sam performed "Ive had the time of my life" to them. Saskia was quite good, but Sam was crap!

Chris_2k11
31-05-2005, 01:55
Lesley's now performing "nothing compares to u" by sinead o' connor. She's not that bad actually! lol

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:37
Lol :)

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:40
Lesley, Craig and Vanessa are in the loft.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:40
Craig says he doesn't believe all the crap Makosi is coming out with about previously being an elephant.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:41
Sound has been dipped for legal reasons.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:42
Craig says he thinks it's all an act with Kemal because of the outfit he came into the house with.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:43
The camera is now in the living room.
Kemal is talking.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:43
Kemal says for 3 years when he lived in London he had lots of one night stands was just having sex with random people.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:43
Roberto says he has good friends in Liverpool.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:45
Craig says he wouldn't be able to cope mentally if Vanessa and Lesley weren't in the house. He thinks he isn't strong enough.

Vanessa says she thinks he is quite confident actually and would be fine.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:48
Craig says he thinks people are very frightened when he, Vanessa and Lesley get together.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:49
Craig is slating Makosi saying she's a jumped up little b!tch (offensive words edited out). Craig says she should go on BB South Africa because no-one cares about her status in this country.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:50
Vanessa is having a bitch about Sam.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:50
Personally I think this is disgraceful, they are being two faced.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:51
Back to the living room...

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:51
Kemal says he has the most issues and BB didn't mind putting him in the house.

(I agree with Kemal lol).

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:51
Mary is talking.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:52
Makosi has gone to the loft.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:52
Makosi confesses that she's not a virgin and Craig says he already knew.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:53
Lesley asks who cries when they have sex.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:53
Craig says he needs to bring Makosi down a peg or two.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:53
Craig says he takes back some stuff he said about Makosi since she confessed she was lying about being a virgin.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:54
Makosi says she cries when she climaxes :)

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:54
Makosi says she doesn't feel very comfortable talking about her sexuality.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:55
Vanessa, Craig and Lesley are laughing. Craig says Makosi is messing with his head.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:56
Vanessa asks Makosi how many guys she has slept with. Craig says he cannot deal with this convo and says he might chuck himself out the loft window.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:56
Makosi leaves the loft.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:56
Vanessa, Craig and Lesley start whispering about Makosi.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:57
Lesley says that it's wrong that Makosi is telling them she's a virgin and then saying she isn't.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:57
Back to the living room but there's a sound dip.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:57
Saskia asks Sam if she is feeling allright.

Sam says she is.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 02:58
Saskia says she has enjoyed the night.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:02
Craig is still bitching to Vanessa and Lesley in the loft.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:02
God these lot are like a coven of witches.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:03
Science goes into the loft and asks what they are talking about. Lesley says they are just stressing.

Craig tells Science that people keep changing stuff all the time. They keep changing their stories about who they are etc. Lesley says she's just found out about Makosi really being virgin etc and Science says he agrees, Makosi talks rubbish and he wouldn't listen to her ever again.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:04
Craig says he can't be dealing with multiple personalities.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:04
Science says people have different moods and motions and people keep swinging from one to the other. But Science says that lies are a different thing after Craig says it's not just different moods and motions. Science says he isn't going to listen to certain people anymore.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:06
Vanessa says she is tired and Craig tells her to wake up.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:06
Craig jokingly says that Vanessa is going to tell BB in the Diary Room that she can't be with him anymore because he won't let her sleep.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:07
Craig says he's a bitch and he doesn't take any poop from anyone, he's an all dayer when it comes to arguing.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:07
Craig says they are doing the shopping list next week so Science is pleased.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:08
Lesley is doing my head in lol.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:08
Lesley says there is nowt to eat and she is just living off toast.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:08
Lesley says she can't cook.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:09
Craig realise's he's been stupid running round after everyone asking when they want drinks etc. He says he will get Lesley one etc but he is not a skivvy boy and won't be doing it for any of the other housemates.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:10
Craig says he isn't a nice person, he is the devil, he is evil.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:10
Craig says he isn't in the show to win or lose.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:10
Yeah right!!!!

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:10
Camera is now on Kemal, Makosi and co.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:12
These lot are all split up lol. BB5 was loads different but I like this one a lot more now :)

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:13
Saskia says she hates it when people keep asking how she is just because she isn't in a chatty mood. Kemal is loving this comment and says he is getting the same and it's making him angry and upset.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:13
You'd think they would appreciate people caring about how they are!!!!

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:14
Makosi says it's a lie when people ask how they are and she wishes they would ask the real question they want to know, "What's the gossip?"

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:15
Kemal says so much stuff goes on in the house that they don't know about because they're not there. Kemal wants to know who is up in the loft so Makosi tells him.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:16
Kemal says Lesley could be burying Craigs body somewhere else and he wouldn't know about it.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:16
Makosi is having a drink.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:17
Science says Makosi lies about everything and says it's baba.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:17
Kemal asks him to elaborate on this.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:17
Science says Makosi is a compulsive liar.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:17
Science says he's not listening to Makosi anymore.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:18
Makosi asks why Science thinks she is lying.

Kemal asks the same question.

Saskia says it's like the boy who cried wolf.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:18
Science agrees with Saskia.

Makosi says she really is a virgin and was lying saying that she was to see what everybody's reactions would be.

Makosi says people have lied to her and she has told them to shut up and told them that they are lying.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:19
It's all kicking off again lol. These lot are going to have so many rows especially over Makosi.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:19
I hope BB be really evil and not allow Makosi to tell her housemates that she had to get them to nominate her. I really think she will be nominated.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:20
Nominations today!

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:20
Makosi says she won't be able to sleep with so many rattle snakes in the building. Eh????

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:22
Makosi says sit down and she will explain why she lies or something but then she says I don't lie so Science rolls his eyes and asks her what she does do. Grrr this convo, it's driving me insane.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:23
Craig jumps in the pool.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:24
Mary asks Anthony to go underwater in the pool and do his mirror-man impersonation.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:24
BB warns them about pool safety.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:25
Derek is in bed they should have more respect for him. How he can sleep through the noise is a mystery.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:27
Saskia says she is tired and is going to go to bed.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:27
Science is watching Makosi in the kitchen.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:27
Makosi asks where Kemal is but Science ignores her.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:28
Science is casting sly dirty looks at Makosi.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:28
Vanessa and Kemal are talking quietly in the bedroom.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:29
Kemal flicks a speck of dust off Vanessa's duvet colour. Vanessa says it was a crumb.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:30
It looks like Kemal is having a bitch.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:31
Kemal goes away from Vanessa who starts to brush her hair.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:32
Back to the living room and Science asks Makosi why she lies about things and Makosi is blanking him and Science wants to know why. Science asks her if it's for a reaction.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:32
Science says she is playing the lying game again.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:33
Makosi asks Science what he wants to say. Makosi says she can't be upset by Science's opinion of her, if that what he thinks then he has a right to go ahead and say it. Makosi says she will still love and respect Science for saying what he thinks.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:33
Science says Makosi is a compulsive liar.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:33
Lesley says Makosi isn't going to admit it is she? She's a little liar.

Gawd this is great!!!

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:34
Makosi asks if she can describe Mary to everybody, she says Mary has a brain and a heart that work together but in Mary they have got distinctive flaws. Makosi says they might think she is messed up upstairs but Science intervenes saying it's not about Mary and telling Makosi to shut up without letting her finish the nonsense she was trying to say.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:34
Science and Lesley really have it in for Makosi it looks like.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:35
Makosi starts to say something but then gives up...

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:35
Makosi says Kemal is very creative because he has done theatre and drama. Makosi says Kemal looks under the microscope.

Treacle
31-05-2005, 03:36
Science says Makosi isn't in control over her lies.